Has anyone ever had bacon hanging out of your ass after squats?

[cbs]

Sorry for the graphic depection. However, an old (age) friend of mine told me that I need to watch it when I am doing squats. He told me about his lifting days and the "bacon" (hemroids) that he had after heavy squts.

1. How do you get them?
Straining on the toilet, poor diet and not enough fiber.
2. How do you avoid them?
your answer is in the first question.
3. Are the genetic?
No!
4. Anyone have them and can they give history about them?
Bro, roids are common believe it or not. Roids can form in your ass or along the outer part of it. Creams and such do work but if you have them bad, surgery is required. Roids can take as much as 4 weeks before they are gone.

I have not had them but worry about them after he told me this story. He told me on AS you are more prone because you can lift heavier than normal. I know that I need to lift heavy for mass - man what a choice to make . . .

Straining on the toilet, poor diet and not enough fiber

 

[rnch]

i have never popped any turtle heads out when squatting, but .........i have passed some mean protien ass trumpets while squatting and leg pressing.

 

[groundskeeperwilly]

Charming...

 

[dzuljas]

I have repeatedly shit my pants whilst squatting heavy.

ahahaha

 

[Pacesetter]

LOL you guys are sick!

I farted ONCE when performing leg presses years ago, bout 1989, since then I learned to control it lol. Luckily nobody was around cos I would of been so embarrassed.

Bacon eh?

 

[2Thick]

You can avoid hemorrhoids by building up strong ab and lower back muscles.

 

[beefybull]

Learned long ago how to handle flatulence by using 'the force'. Actually, I just didnt want to fart with my gf around.

 

[BUTLER]

I have repeatedly shit my pants whilst squatting heavy.

That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read on this board. LMFAO!!

 

[liftsiron]

2Thick You can avoid hemorrhoids by building up strong ab and lower back muscles.

That and stop taking it up the ass.

 

[LivinLarger]

Funny how a hot chick always seems to working next to the squat rack or leg press when I am "going for it".
Yeah never bacon or sausage but I have launched a few air biscuits when coming outta the hole. Embarrasing but hey, what can you do it happens. Now I wait until they leave cause if I happen to let one go I can't stop laughing and it ruins the set.
Had to stop taking ALA because it got so bad, now I can squat with confidence.
LL