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Has a woman ever used a line to pick you up?

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It seems like women are just getting bolder and bolder. Last night this average looking brunette came up to me and asked me if I was a professional fisherman. I was like, uh, no...and she's like "well I thought you might be, the way youre reeling in my red snapper!" I was floored. But she didnt have much game after that great opener so I ditched her and later ended up porking her roommate.
 
best i had was a note slipped into my pocket.
"delite me, excite me, anytime.....day or night" with a mobile phone number
 
in vegas... I got a note with a 100$ chip in it..."You look worth every pennY" Now I'm only 21. The lady ended up being a very poorly aged 45 yr old. Normally I would be DOWN for this but... I was up already so I told her I was gay, which she asked in her note b/c I dress fairly trendily....
 
anabolicmd said:
It seems like women are just getting bolder and bolder. Last night this average looking brunette came up to me and asked me if I was a professional fisherman. I was like, uh, no...and she's like "well I thought you might be, the way youre reeling in my red snapper!" I was floored. But she didnt have much game after that great opener so I ditched her and later ended up porking her roommate.
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Hey brogan, I thought you had your time taken up with your roomy and his assgrinding buddy?
 
Well I don't know if you'd call this a line or not. One walked up to me in a club and said, "I'm fixing to go into the Navy and I won't be getting any for a while, do you want to fuck." I was so taken aback that I told her to let me walk around for a while and I'd think about it. She was pretty good looking. By the time I got back she must have hooked up with someone else.
Another time, I was dancing with this girl I had just met, and she whispered in my ear, "Do you want to make love?" That's all I'm going to say about that. Lots of other times.
 
I had a chick walk up and grab my package at the bar once. It creeped me the fuck out. I grabbed her boob in retaliation. Couldn't get rid of her the rest of the night. Psycho bitch.
 
A female once said to me, "Fistfullofsteel." I replied, "Yeah." She didn't say anything after that. I think that is a pretty strong pick up/come on line.
 
this girl came up to me at a party and said you could never tell i used to be a man... i was like damn you really can't... but then i saw the before pictures :(
 
saint808 said:
this girl came up to me at a party and said you could never tell i used to be a man... i was like damn you really can't... but then i saw the before pictures :(
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did you hit the mangina later? don't lie
 
LOL

I was working at the gym and a girl I had seen around says "can I make you dinner after you get off work?". Needless to say we didnt get too far through the meal. I ended up fucking her silly for months on end... she was hard to give up but my ex wife got REALLY angry when she found out.

Sucked... I had enough for BOTH of them... DAMN stingy ex wife!!
 
I was riding my chopper home one night and this person in a truck kept flagging me down. So I exit and they follow me. I get off my bike walk to the window and behold a goodlooking hispanic chick. And I said do I know you? And she goes no, but you look dang good riding down the road on that bike and I would like to get to know you. I said wow(I didn't know what to say) But then I finally remembered I was married and told her so and then the cops showed up. But that is another story.
 
Hugh Hefner invited me to one of his shindigs about a week ago, he had read a post of mine about Viagra and thought to himself "I need to talk to this cat in person", so I went, was picked up at the airport by 7 blonde females that were doing a cover shoot for the upcoming "tropical" issue, they asked "are you Irie", I said "you know it ho", banged all 7 on the way to the crib.
 
I was in this hot club one night, and this smokin girl was standing on the same side of the room as me and, get this shit: she looked at me!! we actually made eye contact before she looked away. obviously this girl was a bit too obsessed with me, so I got a restraining order on her immediately. crazy bitches.
 
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Has a woman ever used a line to pick you up?
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It seems like women are just getting bolder and bolder.
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No shit women are getting bolder, cos the chick I ended up with didn't even bother with a pick up line.
I was in the Bar have a laugh with my friends, then as I approached the counter to buy a round, a mature secretary type lady just said 'hey babe, wanna come back to my place', then my eyes lit up from shock and cos she looked so damn sexy in her suit I instantly replied 'come on babe, lets go then' and we're off in a flash leaving my mates behind, bwahahaha! :p
 
the best one any girl ever used on me was "can I just stand her next to you and talk with you for a while? there's a creep over there that won't leave me alone".

Tell me ONE guy on this planet who could say no to that one...?

(she eventually told me that there was no "creep")
 
Not really any lines used on me. But I took a "mental health" day off not too long ago. No wife and kids. So I head to Central Market around 1:30 in the afternoon to pick up a few things.

Hot soccer moms everywhere! The one thing I noticed, they were all looking at was what was in my basket and my ring finger. I mean, it was pretty blatant. Lots of smiles and eyebrows going up. I had a couple approach asking bs questions, but it was fun flirting.....
 
ZKaudio said:
in vegas... I got a note with a 100$ chip in it..."You look worth every pennY" Now I'm only 21. The lady ended up being a very poorly aged 45 yr old. Normally I would be DOWN for this but... I was up already so I told her I was gay, which she asked in her note b/c I dress fairly trendily....
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Feel better after coming out?
 
26 posts............about 13 lies.


Yea.........I've heard a large number, they usually pick me up. I have tried my share of times but usually bail unless they are showing some real positive feedback. I take a hint a little too easily.

For example....I expose myself...if she does not grab it the game is off.

j/k
 
TC2 said:
I usually get a handful of my ass grabbed, that's really all it takes. Then its on.
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these 2 chics kept grabbing my ass at a club..... it took me a while to see what was up.....i am kinda slow with signs :p
 
tiger88 said:


these 2 chics kept grabbing my ass at a club..... it took me a while to see what was up.....i am kinda slow with signs :p
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For future reference, they want to sell you a lapdance.
 
hereare two recent winners:


her: do you work out?
me: been known to happen
her: do you do anything else?
(destin FL)

her: you;re a cute guy but I don't usually talk to guys wearing shorts when they go out
me: that's a shame
her: you could take them off...

(panama city FL)
 
My vaginal fluids smell of rotting fish and expired milk. Can I pour you a glass?
 
I was at an after-hours club once and this smokin hot girl wlatzed over and started dancing beside me. She then whispers in my ear that she just pierced her clit. I said "oh really? I'd like to see that"....it was on!
 
yep....all the time....


well.......occasionally























...make that once a LONG time ago




















...there was alcohol involved


























...and duct tape
 
A few years ago, when I was at university, I was looking a girl up and down in the uni bar. I thought I was being fairly subtle but she came over to me and said, 'Do you want to fuck out the back here or will we go back to your place?' But I'm not sure that's really a pick-up line as such ...
 
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