Has a woman ever used a line to pick you up?

[vixenbabe]

yes but i am really bad at guessing weights so it may take a while

LOL...Like I'd find a problem with your slow face.. errr..I mean pace!?

 

[KillahBee]

I was in this hot club one night, and this smokin girl was standing on the same side of the room as me and, get this shit: she looked at me!! we actually made eye contact before she looked away. obviously this girl was a bit too obsessed with me, so I got a restraining order on her immediately. crazy bitches.

 

[KillahBee]

Can I sit on your face so you can guess my weight?

just for the record, I can't look at your avangard without masturbating.

 

[Mini Viper]

as posted by anabolicmd

Has a woman ever used a line to pick you up?

It seems like women are just getting bolder and bolder.

No shit women are getting bolder, cos the chick I ended up with didn't even bother with a pick up line.
I was in the Bar have a laugh with my friends, then as I approached the counter to buy a round, a mature secretary type lady just said 'hey babe, wanna come back to my place', then my eyes lit up from shock and cos she looked so damn sexy in her suit I instantly replied 'come on babe, lets go then' and we're off in a flash leaving my mates behind, bwahahaha!

 

[hellorhih2o]

the best one any girl ever used on me was "can I just stand her next to you and talk with you for a while? there's a creep over there that won't leave me alone".

Tell me ONE guy on this planet who could say no to that one...?

(she eventually told me that there was no "creep")

 

[Zebo]

Not really any lines used on me. But I took a "mental health" day off not too long ago. No wife and kids. So I head to Central Market around 1:30 in the afternoon to pick up a few things.

Hot soccer moms everywhere! The one thing I noticed, they were all looking at was what was in my basket and my ring finger. I mean, it was pretty blatant. Lots of smiles and eyebrows going up. I had a couple approach asking bs questions, but it was fun flirting.....

 

[Testosterone boy]

in vegas... I got a note with a 100$ chip in it..."You look worth every pennY" Now I'm only 21. The lady ended up being a very poorly aged 45 yr old. Normally I would be DOWN for this but... I was up already so I told her I was gay, which she asked in her note b/c I dress fairly trendily....

Feel better after coming out?

 

[Testosterone boy]

26 posts............about 13 lies.


Yea.........I've heard a large number, they usually pick me up. I have tried my share of times but usually bail unless they are showing some real positive feedback. I take a hint a little too easily.

For example....I expose myself...if she does not grab it the game is off.

j/k

 

[tiger88]

I usually get a handful of my ass grabbed, that's really all it takes. Then its on.

these 2 chics kept grabbing my ass at a club..... it took me a while to see what was up.....i am kinda slow with signs

 

[anabolicmd]

these 2 chics kept grabbing my ass at a club..... it took me a while to see what was up.....i am kinda slow with signs

For future reference, they want to sell you a lapdance.