Has a woman ever used a line to pick you up?

[fistfullofsteel]

A female once said to me, "Fistfullofsteel." I replied, "Yeah." She didn't say anything after that. I think that is a pretty strong pick up/come on line.

 

[saint808]

this girl came up to me at a party and said you could never tell i used to be a man... i was like damn you really can't... but then i saw the before pictures

 

[jerkbox]

this girl came up to me at a party and said you could never tell i used to be a man... i was like damn you really can't... but then i saw the before pictures

did you hit the mangina later? don't lie

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

this girl came up to me at a party and said you could never tell i used to be a man... i was like damn you really can't... but then i saw the before pictures

tell jen was sup.

 

[saint808]

tell jen was sup.

hahha wasn't her though.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL

I was working at the gym and a girl I had seen around says "can I make you dinner after you get off work?". Needless to say we didnt get too far through the meal. I ended up fucking her silly for months on end... she was hard to give up but my ex wife got REALLY angry when she found out.

Sucked... I had enough for BOTH of them... DAMN stingy ex wife!!

 

[vixenbabe]

Can I sit on your face so you can guess my weight?

 

[saint808]

Can I sit on your face so you can guess my weight?

yes but i am really bad at guessing weights so it may take a while

 

[curling]

I was riding my chopper home one night and this person in a truck kept flagging me down. So I exit and they follow me. I get off my bike walk to the window and behold a goodlooking hispanic chick. And I said do I know you? And she goes no, but you look dang good riding down the road on that bike and I would like to get to know you. I said wow(I didn't know what to say) But then I finally remembered I was married and told her so and then the cops showed up. But that is another story.

 

[Irie]

Hugh Hefner invited me to one of his shindigs about a week ago, he had read a post of mine about Viagra and thought to himself "I need to talk to this cat in person", so I went, was picked up at the airport by 7 blonde females that were doing a cover shoot for the upcoming "tropical" issue, they asked "are you Irie", I said "you know it ho", banged all 7 on the way to the crib.