Has a woman ever used a line to pick you up?

[anabolicmd]

It seems like women are just getting bolder and bolder. Last night this average looking brunette came up to me and asked me if I was a professional fisherman. I was like, uh, no...and she's like "well I thought you might be, the way youre reeling in my red snapper!" I was floored. But she didnt have much game after that great opener so I ditched her and later ended up porking her roommate.

 

[endpoint]

best i had was a note slipped into my pocket.
"delite me, excite me, anytime.....day or night" with a mobile phone number

 

[TC2]

I usually get a handful of my ass grabbed, that's really all it takes. Then its on.

 

[ZKaudio]

in vegas... I got a note with a 100$ chip in it..."You look worth every pennY" Now I'm only 21. The lady ended up being a very poorly aged 45 yr old. Normally I would be DOWN for this but... I was up already so I told her I was gay, which she asked in her note b/c I dress fairly trendily....

 

[-SD-]

It seems like women are just getting bolder and bolder. Last night this average looking brunette came up to me and asked me if I was a professional fisherman. I was like, uh, no...and she's like "well I thought you might be, the way youre reeling in my red snapper!" I was floored. But she didnt have much game after that great opener so I ditched her and later ended up porking her roommate.

Hey brogan, I thought you had your time taken up with your roomy and his assgrinding buddy?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

shit

 

[fistfullofsteel]

you're a freaking stud, what can we say

 

[jerkbox]

don't think so....if it happened i was probably too drunk to remember

 

[biteme]

Well I don't know if you'd call this a line or not. One walked up to me in a club and said, "I'm fixing to go into the Navy and I won't be getting any for a while, do you want to fuck." I was so taken aback that I told her to let me walk around for a while and I'd think about it. She was pretty good looking. By the time I got back she must have hooked up with someone else.
Another time, I was dancing with this girl I had just met, and she whispered in my ear, "Do you want to make love?" That's all I'm going to say about that. Lots of other times.

 

[Taps]

I had a chick walk up and grab my package at the bar once. It creeped me the fuck out. I grabbed her boob in retaliation. Couldn't get rid of her the rest of the night. Psycho bitch.