Harold Schwartzinger...

[KillahBee]

That's what some dumb broad in my class tonight kept referring to Arnold S as! When I heard this, I promptly launched a 20-pound dumbbell at her head, immediately rendering her unconscious. I then proceeded to rip my pants off in front of the class and do 3 sets of deadlifts to failure with her limp, lifeless body while singing "Eye of the Tiger".

 

[WarriorPL]

Only 3 sets? I'm disapointed.... she prolly weighed 130 tops.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

thats my song!!

 

[rsnoble]

First of all, if you were only able to launch a "20 pound dumbbell" you are a weakling. Secondly, this type of bitch probably only weighs 120lbs to begin with, thus varifying my first comment, not to mention if she is unconscious there are much better things to do with her! As the infamous con-artist Joe Weider preached: compound movements boy! And add my amino acids and soon you'll be launching 100pounders. Stupid bitch. Her that is.

 

[The Red Dragon]

No necrophilia? I'm disappointed

 

[KillahBee]

the sexual assault on a passed out woman idea did pop into my mind, but, I wanted to do something out of the ordinary here and really stir things up a bit. while I appreciate the positive feedback on my strength, keep in mind that I am recovering from rotator cuff injury. I felt that my classmates were expecting some sort of anal pillage, so, I went the deadlift route hoping that, while satisfying my urge to vent anger at this girl's mastery of our language, I could also lend some technique and stance tips to fellow gym-dwellers.

 

[rsnoble]

WTF? Rotator cuff injury? Aren't you ambi-dextorous like the rest of us?

 

[KillahBee]

WTF? Rotator cuff injury? Aren't you ambi-dextorous like the rest of us?

no, I am a pussy

 

[revexrevex]

Bro. I deadlift more than you. And Spatts is mine.

 

[revexrevex]

Yea bro. I had big interview today. Tired. No workout today. I know I disrespected the gym and all the juiceheads by missing a workout, but I promise to make up for it with 3 weeks straight of intense grueling workouts involving rack deadlifts, deadlifts from knee, speed deadlifts, snatch grip deadlifts, stiff legged deadlifts, romanian deadlifts, high pull deadlifts, one handed deadlifts and of course the ever famous drop-on-bullit's-foot-deadlifts.

 

[the nature boy]

Bro. I deadlift more than you. And Spatts is mine.

i was waiting for you to show up.

 

[the nature boy]

Yea bro. I had big interview today. Tired. No workout today. I know I disrespected the gym and all the juiceheads by missing a workout, but I promise to make up for it with 3 weeks straight of intense grueling workouts involving rack deadlifts, deadlifts from knee, speed deadlifts, snatch grip deadlifts, stiff legged deadlifts, romanian deadlifts, high pull deadlifts, one handed deadlifts and of course the ever famous drop-on-bullit's-foot-deadlifts.

 

[KillahBee]

rack deadlifts, deadlifts from knee, speed deadlifts, snatch grip deadlifts, stiff legged deadlifts, romanian deadlifts, high pull deadlifts, one handed deadlifts and of course the ever famous drop-on-bullit's-foot-deadlifts.

thats what I'm sayin