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Happy Scrappy, kitKat, and your humble narrator go to dinner (pic)
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HappyScrappy
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WODIN said:
what language?
Yes dear, you are an idiot. I feel really bad for you though. I know how much you loved your bedazzler. I remember you hopping online all excited writing me excited letters about how you'd just bedazzled "can't touch this" with silver rinestones on the back of your pants. I remember you telling me how you put hello kitty stickers all over it to jazz it up and how you got portrait taken with it at sears. I still have that picture on my fridge-- of you kissing your bedazzler. I know this must be hard for you.
I know a lot of people would say that a fanny pack is a fanny pack. Those people obviously are fucking stupid. I know what it's like to be intimately involved with a fanny pack. I never take mine off. Someone tried once and the fucker ended up with a compound fracture. I know your new bedazzler will never be like the old one....but maybe, it will someday bring you a shred of the sparkling joy that "old glitter" brought you. Good luck.
I know a lot of people would say that a fanny pack is a fanny pack. Those people obviously are fucking stupid. I know what it's like to be intimately involved with a fanny pack. I never take mine off. Someone tried once and the fucker ended up with a compound fracture. I know your new bedazzler will never be like the old one....but maybe, it will someday bring you a shred of the sparkling joy that "old glitter" brought you. Good luck.
HappyScrappy
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raina - the glitter raises an excellent point. I've made up for my lack of bedazzledness by using glitter paint all over my body.
furtunately I used extra strong diamond studded bedazzles when I made up my favorite weight belt to work out in. it is pink leather with black stitching - very classy to start with - and then I added in script writing, crazy freaky bedazzler style it says "Princess" and people just know that I'm the shit at my gym. I mainly use it for tricep kickbacks. the running start that I use for those means I need some lower back support. and some space - so STEP OFF MOTHAFUCKKA
furtunately I used extra strong diamond studded bedazzles when I made up my favorite weight belt to work out in. it is pink leather with black stitching - very classy to start with - and then I added in script writing, crazy freaky bedazzler style it says "Princess" and people just know that I'm the shit at my gym. I mainly use it for tricep kickbacks. the running start that I use for those means I need some lower back support. and some space - so STEP OFF MOTHAFUCKKA
WOW. I bet you're one hell of an intimidating sight at the gym!! And with your lone sparkled lifting glove, I bet you look fucking badass.
I don't wear a weight belt. I wear an apron though. I know that a lot of the guys would probably get angry to see me out of the kitchen....I try to radiate the fact that I am a good little bitch who cooks. I also spray on a little lemon pledge before I go out-- that way they know I clean too.
If there's one thing people of EF learn from this post, I hope it's not to skimp out and buy cheap rinestones. Just pay the extra 40 cents and get the good ones. You'll be happier in the long run. Who among us hasn't suffered the embarrassment of the rinestone giraffe on the back of our shirt loosing his eye?? I see that happen to people all the time and think "Cheap bastard".
I don't wear a weight belt. I wear an apron though. I know that a lot of the guys would probably get angry to see me out of the kitchen....I try to radiate the fact that I am a good little bitch who cooks. I also spray on a little lemon pledge before I go out-- that way they know I clean too.
If there's one thing people of EF learn from this post, I hope it's not to skimp out and buy cheap rinestones. Just pay the extra 40 cents and get the good ones. You'll be happier in the long run. Who among us hasn't suffered the embarrassment of the rinestone giraffe on the back of our shirt loosing his eye?? I see that happen to people all the time and think "Cheap bastard".
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the pictures are gone?
repost please
repost please
HappyScrappy
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don't know, I see em.
then again I also see magic stars and red clovers, dancing in my head like sugar plums.
then again I also see magic stars and red clovers, dancing in my head like sugar plums.
polarpixie
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cute picture. I've got that same shirt Kit Kat has on.
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alright I see em
Wow SSME...Happy kinda darfs ya...think im going to have to reject your Campus Model acceptence.
Wow SSME...Happy kinda darfs ya...think im going to have to reject your Campus Model acceptence.
HappyScrappy
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ohhhh, I see we learn more things every day about the elusive campus model ideal. the wall of mystery that surrounds the engima is slowly cracking and we get a small peak at what it truly is to be, in fact, a campus model.
it is clear that in order to be a true campus model, one must be larger than your fellow man... so the instant you stand next to someone larger than you - you lose your status in the CM world.
I would think this would make taxes interesting since you would constantly be changing your state of employment as you made your way about your day. I guess Shaq is probably the ideal campus model in that respect.
it is clear that in order to be a true campus model, one must be larger than your fellow man... so the instant you stand next to someone larger than you - you lose your status in the CM world.
I would think this would make taxes interesting since you would constantly be changing your state of employment as you made your way about your day. I guess Shaq is probably the ideal campus model in that respect.
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