Happy Birthday WoodyO

[cindylou]

I think it's safe to say happy birthday

belated

 

[WoodyO]

Thank you. I don't have a problem with the happy birthday thread. It was a nice gesture.

 

[nydj66]

I think he means it'd be nice but never gonna happen.. The 18-20 yr olds

?? Maybe

Otherwise it just sounds kinda creepy

I'm saying that an 18-20 year-old is going to be kind of insufferable for a man Woody's age. When you're after a piece of ass, it's easy to pretend to be interested in what they are saying and shit.

But after the orgasm, it's just going to be annoying and wreck the whole "good feeling" we were going for as a birthday present.

I figure a 25-year-old is still young enough to be a great score and might actually have some insight into the adult world. So you could stand her company after the deed is done.

Unfortunately in the real world, 18-20 year-olds don't just drop their pants and bend over, then leave once you're finished...altough, a prostitute would.

There you go Woody, find an 18-20 year-old prostitute to celebrate your birthday.


(How creepy is it now?)

 

[C0LUMB0]

belated happy birfday woodro wilson.

 

[bigbassturd]

Unfortunately in the real world, 18-20 year-olds don't just drop their pants and bend over, then leave once you're finished...

We apparently live in two different 'real worlds'

All the 18-20 y/o bishes around here are fuckin skanks

 

[zwhit]

he just forgot that he's old

 

[nydj66]

he just forgot that he's old

It's true. I'm beyond the age where the 18-20 year-olds even look twice anymore.

 

[WoodyO]

Very first date I went on after I split with the ex was with a girl about half my age. Not sure of her exact age, but she was too young to go into the bar. Anyways, I found it very difficult to even listen to her talk about what ever boring pop concert she was babbling about, and the lack of booze made the conversation pretty painful. She bags my groceries about 4 times a week too.

 

[zwhit]

It's true. I'm beyond the age where the 18-20 year-olds even look twice anymore.

lolololol

I couldn't listen to a 18 year old girl talk for very long either, for the record, and I'm only 26.

 

[mrplunkey]

I'm saying that an 18-20 year-old is going to be kind of insufferable for a man Woody's age. When you're after a piece of ass, it's easy to pretend to be interested in what they are saying and shit.

But after the orgasm, it's just going to be annoying and wreck the whole "good feeling" we were going for as a birthday present.

I figure a 25-year-old is still young enough to be a great score and might actually have some insight into the adult world. So you could stand her company after the deed is done.

Unfortunately in the real world, 18-20 year-olds don't just drop their pants and bend over, then leave once you're finished...altough, a prostitute would.

There you go Woody, find an 18-20 year-old prostitute to celebrate your birthday.


(How creepy is it now?)

I really enjoyed the 18-22 year olds back when I was single. My wife was 21 when I met her.

It was refreshing to meet people who don't know what real problems are. I deal with enough problems IRL. So it never bothered me to hear about that psych test or what Jenny told Theresa that Michelle said about April.

It's like my taste in movies. I don't need to see drama -- got that covered. I want to see:

1) funny
2) breasts
3) explosions

I'm simple like that.