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haircut grrr

NoDaddyNo

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I can't stand when I get a haircut and then can't take a shower right afterwards. I got one this morning (the only time the guy has been free recently) and all day I've had all of these little hairs all over me driving me nuts.
Has made me pissy and snappy all day.

Also, I think that it is really hard to tell the difference between an Englishman... hell, a Eurpoean, and just some gay guy.

I thought for sure my barber was gayer than Nathan, and then he mentioned his wife. Totally made me lose my under-barber-wraps boner that I had going for his lisp.

Did I just say that? Where am I?
 
Told ya the English have breed masculinity out of the gene pool.
 
beastboy said:
That post is much funnier if you read it with a Irish accent.

you know, at first i thought this was just another dumbass post by beastboy. but then i actually read it with and irish accent, and hes right.
 
beastboy said:
That post is much funnier if you read it with a Irish accent.

Go with Scottish Ground Keeper Willie and see what happens.
 
Liftbig said:


you know, at first i thought this was just another dumbass post by beastboy. but then i actually read it with and irish accent, and hes right.

I'm appauld you think my posts are 'dumbass" quality. I have a team of writers that work on my material. Then I have some the write for me too.
 
NoDaddyNo said:
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Also, I think that it is really hard to tell the difference between an Englishman... hell, a Eurpoean, and just some gay guy.

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England and Europe are very different.
 
Bodhisattva said:
Told ya the English have breed masculinity out of the gene pool.

Seems like Americans have BRED spelling/ grammar etc. out of their gene pool. I can comment on this being English.
 
Re: Re: haircut grrr

tuc biscuit said:



England and Europe are very different.

Yes, I'm aware of this. I was starting my thought with Englishmen all coming across in conversation as a bit light in the loafers, but then it occurred to me that Europeans were even moreso.

So in this context, I mean Europe in the sense of everthing that isn't Russian all the way over to America.
 
tuc biscuit said:


Seems like Americans have BRED spelling/ grammar etc. out of their gene pool. I can comment on this being English.

sad but true
 
Actually I have determined that the best accent to use is either:

The Gay Hater from the "Survivor Island series" or
that D.I. from full metal jacket that also now does Mail Call on history channel..
 
Re: Re: Re: haircut grrr

NoDaddyNo said:


Yes, I'm aware of this. I was starting my thought with Englishmen all coming across in conversation as a bit light in the loafers, but then it occurred to me that Europeans were even moreso.

So in this context, I mean Europe in the sense of everthing that isn't Russian all the way over to America.

Can we exclude Italians?
Especially Sicilians.
 
Re: Re: Re: haircut grrr

NoDaddyNo said:


Yes, I'm aware of this. I was starting my thought with Englishmen all coming across in conversation as a bit light in the loafers, but then it occurred to me that Europeans were even moreso.

So in this context, I mean Europe in the sense of everthing that isn't Russian all the way over to America.

Typical Americans:rolleyes: Loafers were last seasons must have footwear, this winter it is birkenstots.
 
LMAO @ Y_Lifter - I like the Full Metal Jacket approach - I think I should start talking like that soon. I talk too much like an English person, just without the accent - but I have similar mannerisms after being around them all the time and I am starting to say the same words. Bastards.

Also, from my experience, nearly all Frenchmen and Italians appear gay at first meeting as well. Especially those from cities - rarely find the gay farmfolks - or at least the seemingly gay folks.

As for the tuc bizkit, I apologize for terribly offending you :)
Everyone here is either English, Irish, or Scottish - I suppose I should just say British since I wouldn't know the difference if I met someone from Wales (which I have here a few times now that I think of it). Or they are Italian or French. I have met two Germans. A random assortment of Filipinos (whom apparently are unaware that mesh hats, muscle shirts, and tank tops are no longer in style), Jamaicans, and Russians.
The overall look I see everyday is very EuroCity - so I see a lot of gay lookin' folks. My gaydar is all thrown off now.
 
Bodhisattva said:
Told ya the English have breed masculinity out of the gene pool.

S'funny.........I thought you were smarter than this.

England is a tiny little country yet we went most of the way to Argentina to kick their asses because they decided to fuck with us. Then we kicked their asses big style. I would like to know what made the men that went over there less than masculine........they were defending their territory......a pre-dominantly male trait.

When the germans were taking over Europe England stood up and said 'fuck you.......bring it on'. If we had turned tail then I could see your point.......but it didn't happen.

When Iraq was on the agenda who stood up to be counted.......do I have to tell you?

American men dont even come close. They are greater in number but still a bunch of pussies on the whole.
 
LOL - I guess I really set off the Brits in here with this one.

All I was saying is that on average, I find that Englishmen (businessmen, not the bar brawling ruggers) and Europeans tend to trigger my gaydar and then I later find out that I was wrong.
 
Oh and please explain why women like the english accent so much if it isnt masculine..........you're all jealous that is your problem :)
 
Imnotdutch said:
Oh and please explain why women like the english accent so much if it isnt masculine..........you're all jealous that is your problem :)

duh, those are the same women that love gay guys for being so charming, good looking, and sensitive.

nobody has mentioned the obvious fact that gays will never let their teeth go to hell the way a Brit will. :)
 
ImnotDutch is right , the English are total psychos when it comes to battle , I put the SAS right up there. As 4everhung (site's historian) will probably chip in , the Finns and the Germans can hang with them , thats about it.
 
NoDaddyNo said:
LOL - I guess I really set off the Brits in here with this one.

All I was saying is that on average, I find that Englishmen (businessmen, not the bar brawling ruggers) and Europeans tend to trigger my gaydar and then I later find out that I was wrong.

Ok lets see.........how many gay englishmen are there on this site? Now how about gay americans? Nuff said.........you need to have that gaydar adjusted.
 
Imnotdutch said:


Got it hehehe. A deserving cause if ever I saw one lol.

I'll hit you back when I recharge.

Yup I am looking forward to it. These American fops seem to have a silent defeated vibe going on at the minute I would say.
 
tuc biscuit said:


Yup I am looking forward to it. These American fops seem to have a silent defeated vibe going on at the minute I would say.

They know the truth........they just need to accept it.
 
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