Had A Double Date With Spartacus Tonight

[layinback]

the wife and i had supper with spart and his new hott milf.

petite little blonde, nice tight little bod.

spart was sporting a white mock turtleneck.......very GQ.

he was hilarious as usual and i think he got pissed at me for

mentioning elite fitness!!! he said, "now she will look it up and

read all of my post" lolololololol

had a cool time at the sushi bar, great food, good conversation.

we talked about bodybuilding, mortuary business, professional

fundraising and my giant balls.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Awesome!

Pics?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Oh, and you need a new avatar. Dude with the hat hair just ain't cuttin' it.

 

[layinback]

Oh, and you need a new avatar. Dude with the hat hair just ain't cuttin' it.

lololololol my wig hat is fucked up in this pic.

we didn't do pics this time.

i don't think his date would understand.

spart didn't like talking about ef.

he said it made us seem like a couple of weirdos lololol.

this was a "new" piece of ass and he's still in the " be cool

and impress" mode

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

lololololol my wig hat is fucked up in this pic.

we didn't do pics this time.

i don't think his date would understand.

spart didn't like talking about ef.

he said it made us seem like a couple of weirdos lololol.

this was a "new" piece of ass and he's still in the " be cool

and impress" mode

YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!

how dare you try to cockblock spartacus!!! olololol


FIRST RULE ABOUT ELITE FITNESS IS!!!!

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!!!

SECOND RULE ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!!!!

God you obviously didn't get that memo now did you..

 

[layinback]

YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!

how dare you try to cockblock spartacus!!! olololol


FIRST RULE ABOUT ELITE FITNESS IS!!!!

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!!!

SECOND RULE ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!!!!

God you obviously didn't get that memo now did you..

LOLOLOLOLOL

no, i didn't get the memo!!!

this place could be very incriminating.

i hope he is not pissed.

 

[puddlemonkey]

spart didn't like talking about ef.

he said it made us seem like a couple of weirdos lololol.

I would have thought that to be common sense. Whats wrong with you? lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

LOLOLOLOLOL

no, i didn't get the memo!!!

this place could be very incriminating.

i hope he is not pissed.

If she even reads a tenth of his posts she's never talking to him again lol.

 

[layinback]

I would have thought that to be common sense. Whats wrong with you? lol

no shit, like either of us need help in that area lol.

this guy's as immature and energetic as i am.

smart dude with a unique perspective.

the women sat quietly as we ranted and raved.

 

[puddlemonkey]

no shit, like either of us need help in that area lol.

this guy's as immature and energetic as i am.

smart dude with a unique perspective.

the women sat quietly as we ranted and raved.

I had a spike in telemarketing calls today at work, I thought about you. (no homo)

 

[layinback]

I had a spike in telemarketing calls today at work, I thought about you. (no homo)

we don't do business to business. residential only.

we're going to transition into debt collection by the end of the decade.

+ i'm gonna open up a chain of sprint stores in the next couple years.

i think these cell phones are going to catch on

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

we don't do business to business. residential only.

we're going to transition into debt collection by the end of the decade.

+ i'm gonna open up a chain of sprint stores in the next couple years.

i think these cell phones are going to catch on

Open up some shit in alberta with a strong economy and I'll run it for you bahaha.

seriously.

but I doubt spart would be pissed, he's pretty laid back and chances of her actaully coming to check this shit out would be slim to none.. (hopefully) hahah.

he's probably hitting that shit right now.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@sprint

Can't you open some stores under a name that doesn't suck? You wont find a happy Sprint customer in the NW. Notorious call droppers.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

I hear new phone providers are heading up north, like sprint, At&t and the likes, largely because our economy is good, and there is large room for compitition to drive rates down, I pay way to fucking much a month on my cellphone bill I know that for damn sure, and I'd switch to something new with a reputable name almost in a heartbeat especially if they were offering a good rate.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I hear new phone providers are heading up north, like sprint, At&t and the likes, largely because our economy is good, and there is large room for compitition to drive rates down, I pay way to fucking much a month on my cellphone bill I know that for damn sure, and I'd switch to something new with a reputable name almost in a heartbeat especially if they were offering a good rate.

Give me numbers, what do you pay?

 

[layinback]

lol@sprint

Can't you open some stores under a name that doesn't suck? You wont find a happy Sprint customer in the NW. Notorious call droppers.

bro, i know i know.....sux here too lol.

the stores are inexpensive to get into.

pay a manager 35 - 50 k, couple sales reps and bing bada bing.....

4 of 'em could net me about 500 a year.

sprint is FINE with me lol.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Give me numbers, what do you pay?

My cellphone plan is roughly 90-100 a month, if I don't go over anything..

My bill is normally around 120-130..

recently it's been more like 180-220 FUCK CUNT FUCK ASS!!! stupid people in red deer.. and some assholes live near by that it wouldn't be long distance by they like have phone froms far away places so we both get charged when I call them.. me for LD them for roaming.. nice eh..

 

[layinback]

Open up some shit in alberta with a strong economy and I'll run it for you bahaha.

seriously.

but I doubt spart would be pissed, he's pretty laid back and chances of her actaully coming to check this shit out would be slim to none.. (hopefully) hahah.

he's probably hitting that shit right now.

xentel is in canada.

i know the ceo and the president for north america operations

those guys are making a KILLING in canadian fundraising. the stock is a joke but those dudes are raking in the cash.

i would love to get in on the canadian market. if you come up with a viable business deal, let me know.

i am nice on ef and in my personal life.......i am shrewd, calculating and without emotion when it comes to business. i'm open to ideas but they must make sense to me and be profitable.

 

[Lestat]

good bro meatup!

 

[puddlemonkey]

My cellphone plan is roughly 90-100 a month, if I don't go over anything..

90-100 a month you shouldn't even be able to go over anything you should have so many minutes lol.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Since you two are from Alabama, what is this I hear about Charles Barkley running for governor in 2014? lol

 

[layinback]

Since you two are from Alabama, what is this I hear about Charles Barkley running for governor in 2014? lol

no shit! he said he was going to run!

i was in first class on delta with him about three months ago.

he is one BIG mutherfucker lol and seemed like a really nice guy

 

[puddlemonkey]

no shit! he said he was going to run!

i was in first class on delta with him about three months ago.

he is one BIG mutherfucker lol and seemed like a really nice guy

Super nice guy! I've met him multiple times, hope he wins. He has to do it in 2014 I guess because he'll have established the 7 years of required residency at that time. He said that Alabama needs help, its stuck in 1977 lol.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

90-100 a month you shouldn't even be able to go over anything you should have so many minutes lol.

I know ok, smoke my fucking cock, hence why american companies are coming up here which will drive prices down..

it doesn't cover long distance minutes.. fuck jew fuck, lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

I know ok, smoke my fucking cock, hence why american companies are coming up here which will drive prices down..

it doesn't cover long distance minutes.. fuck jew fuck, lol

I love you even though you aren't that friendly.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

I love you even though you aren't that friendly.

Fuck you're mother I'm not friendly!!!

And Sooch poolaa culvo aswell motherfucker!!!

Cant you read my fucking name, it clearly states and indicates that I am indeed very friendly... fucker..

 

[layinback]

guy walks in to a psychiatrist office

he says, " doc, i can't understand it, people dislike me and wont have
anything to do with me...................you fat fuckin slob"

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

guy walks in to a psychiatrist office

he says, " doc, i can't understand it, people dislike me and wont have
anything to do with me...................you fat fuckin slob"

what are you over 40 or something?? that joke was uh lame.. !!!

here I thought you were a young spry spring chicken

 

[layinback]

a prostitute approached me yesterday.

she said, "i'll do ANYTHING for 50 bucks"

i said, "GREAT..........paint my house"

baaadooom!

 

[puddlemonkey]

a prostitute approached me yesterday.

she said, "i'll do ANYTHING for 50 bucks"

i said, "GREAT..........paint my house"

baaadooom!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Have I told you my baby joke?


Ok, ok... why do doctors spank babies when they are born?

 

[puddlemonkey]

A: To knock the dicks off the dumb ones! heheheehehe

 

[layinback]

A: To knock the dicks off the dumb ones! heheheehehe

lolololol

i've heard that one but it's still funny

 

[puddlemonkey]

lolololol

i've heard that one but it's still funny

Women don't seem to see the humor in it.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Do they have catfish sushi in alabama?

the wife and i had supper with spart and his new hott milf.

petite little blonde, nice tight little bod.

spart was sporting a white mock turtleneck.......very GQ.

he was hilarious as usual and i think he got pissed at me for

mentioning elite fitness!!! he said, "now she will look it up and

read all of my post" lolololololol

had a cool time at the sushi bar, great food, good conversation.

we talked about bodybuilding, mortuary business, professional

fundraising and my giant balls.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Oh! Oh! Oh! Have I told you my baby joke?


Ok, ok... why do doctors spank babies when they are born?

My baby jokes are a little more morbid!!!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

 

[biteme]

the wife and i had supper with spart and his new hott milf.

petite little blonde, nice tight little bod.

spart was sporting a white mock turtleneck.......very GQ.

he was hilarious as usual and i think he got pissed at me for

mentioning elite fitness!!! he said, "now she will look it up and

read all of my post" lolololololol

had a cool time at the sushi bar, great food, good conversation.

we talked about bodybuilding, mortuary business, professional

fundraising and my giant balls.

Most important news Ive read all day

 

[puddlemonkey]

My baby jokes are a little more morbid!!!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

You don't have a Ferrari in your garage.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

no shit, like either of us need help in that area lol.

this guy's as immature and energetic as i am.

smart dude with a unique perspective.

the women sat quietly as we ranted and raved.

Yall have some good women if they sat their and didnt speak. I wish some EF girlies would do tht. ie HH

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

You don't have a Ferrari in your garage.

wow you're a fucking twisted fuck..

the answer was clear and obvious..

it's I don't have a garage!

sicko..

 

[puddlemonkey]

wow you're a fucking twisted fuck..

the answer was clear and obvious..

it's I don't have a garage!

sicko..

lol you lie! I pegged it!

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

lol you lie! I pegged it!

No really i don't have a garage, it's not mine, I'm not a home owner..

fuck you're twisted bro.. seriously fucking twisted..

it's almost like your avatar is fucked and twisted too..

you should mellow out a bit.. more like me..

calm friendly.. unfucking twisted..

 

[myway]

the wife and i had supper with spart and his new hott milf.

petite little blonde, nice tight little bod.

spart was sporting a white mock turtleneck.......very GQ.

he was hilarious as usual and i think he got pissed at me for

mentioning elite fitness!!! he said, "now she will look it up and

read all of my post" lolololololol

had a cool time at the sushi bar, great food, good conversation.

we talked about bodybuilding, mortuary business, professional

fundraising and my giant balls.

Sounds like a great time. Spart deserves a hawty and we all know u already have one.

 

[GUARDIAN]

especially the posts of stalker underage chic pictures...lol

the wife and i had supper with spart and his new hott milf.

petite little blonde, nice tight little bod.

spart was sporting a white mock turtleneck.......very GQ.

he was hilarious as usual and i think he got pissed at me for

mentioning elite fitness!!! he said, "now she will look it up and

read all of my post" lolololololol

had a cool time at the sushi bar, great food, good conversation.

we talked about bodybuilding, mortuary business, professional

fundraising and my giant balls.

 

[Spartacus]

yeah so she gets home
calls me after midnight and wakes me
she's upset about all the gals on myspace
and now "doesn't know" about our friday plans
I doubt I'll call her again

btw had a great time
layinback's a fuckin' comedian

 

[GUARDIAN]

unintentional cawk block by layingback

yeah so she gets home
calls me after midnight and wakes me
she's upset about all the gals on myspace
and now "doesn't know" about our friday plans
I doubt I'll call her again

btw had a great time
layinback's a fuckin' comedian

 

[Spartacus]

I met her on myspace
she's been a 'friend' for months and I dont remember how
I believe she solicited me
so anyhow last week I left a comment on one of her pics
she messaged me and after a couple of msg swaps she sent me her number

I rarely even fuck around with myspace

 

[Raptorex]

The First Rule Of Elitefitness, Never Ever Ever Talk About Ef With Future Girlfriends!

Wtf Bro!

 

[GUARDIAN]

bad break bro.

I met her on myspace
she's been a 'friend' for months and I dont remember how
I believe she solicited me
so anyhow last week I left a comment on one of her pics
she messaged me and after a couple of msg swaps she sent me her number

I rarely even fuck around with myspace

 

[silverstar1025]

yeah so she gets home
calls me after midnight and wakes me
she's upset about all the gals on myspace
and now "doesn't know" about our friday plans
I doubt I'll call her again

btw had a great time
layinback's a fuckin' comedian

Maybe she got on ef last night. Man that sucks Spart. Oh well there will be other hot women in your life.

 

[Raptorex]

loose lips, sink ships

 

[binö]

goddamn pudmonk mucked up this thread
layin do you and sparta live in the same town?

 

[Spartacus]

as I said they get investigative
I've had 2 girlfriends here read through thousands of my posts
"It's like talking to you"

 

[Spartacus]

goddamn pudmonk mucked up this thread
layin do you and sparta live in the same town?

we're about an hour apart. he's close to the city I went to high school and college in.

 

[WhistleBritches]

so many LOLz in this thred, dont knwo where to begineth

lol

 

[the_alcatraz]

YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!!

how dare you try to cockblock spartacus!!! olololol


FIRST RULE ABOUT ELITE FITNESS IS!!!!

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!!!

SECOND RULE ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELITE FITNESS!!!!!!!

God you obviously didn't get that memo now did you..

lolololololololo

 

[the_alcatraz]

especially the posts of stalker underage chic pictures...lol

lol

That'll give her the shitzzzz

 

[Spartacus]

I go and look at myspace and there's a message from some gal who used to manage a GNC I shopped at.
I'd chat with her some
about seven fucking years ago

 

[binö]

we're about an hour apart. he's close to the city I went to high school and college in.

when i was young i spent the summer in waynesboro mississippi
southeastern part of the state, near alabama border.
heehaw central from what i remember, honestly i'm surprized that two smart bros such as yourself and layinback are from that part of the country.
my yankee ignorance makes me think that all from there are crackas

 

[Spartacus]

I'm from Jersey
Morristown
I grew up with guidos,some german twins and a swiss family I spent two summers with

 

[-SD-]

I'm from Jersey
Morristown
I grew up with guidos,some german twins and a swiss family I spent two summers with

Was that swiss family named Robinson and marooned on an island where pirates found them and they had to fight them?

 

[GUARDIAN]

Was that swiss family named Robinson and marooned on an island where pirates found them and they had to fight them?

lololololol

 

[Spartacus]

Was that swiss family named Robinson and marooned on an island where pirates found them and they had to fight them?

Mueller
Doug was an only child and he had everything
his mom made great meals-all european

 

[crazyjoe]

I had a spike in my pants today at work, because I thought about you. (VERY homo)

 

[BlueBird]

yeah so she gets home
calls me after midnight and wakes me
she's upset about all the gals on myspace
and now "doesn't know" about our friday plans
I doubt I'll call her again

btw had a great time
layinback's a fuckin' comedian

She *met* you because of myspace (and knew fully well about your friends list) and is now having a problem with it? Good thing you didn't show her your Ukraine ladies' pics or she would have gone ballistic. Sorry it didn't work out, but if she's already exhibiting such possessive traits, you are probably better off not calling her again.

 

[Spartacus]

She *met* you because of myspace (and knew fully well about your friends list) and is now having a problem with it? Good thing you didn't show her your Ukraine ladies' pics or she would have gone ballistic. Sorry it didn't work out, but if she's already exhibiting such possessive traits, you are probably better off not calling her again.

my sentiments exactly
I just for the first time looked at her friends
66 and about 60 of them guys
one dude in front of his red lambo

this is what I get for giving a 40 year old a chance

no I'm not calling her

 

[binö]

I'm from Jersey
Morristown
I grew up with guidos,some german twins and a swiss family I spent two summers with

so do you consider yourself southern now?
are you fully accepted there?

 

[Spartacus]

so do you consider yourself southern now?
are you fully accepted there?

I'm american
by god

going to Ukraine may 6th

 

[Raptorex]

we should have a rule: if you meet people from EF, it doesn't get mentioned around outsiders. That could be dangerous.

 

[Bikini Mod]

OMG no wonder you are sick! You are from Morristown, THAT explains a lot. LOL I grew up in New Brunswick and later moved to South Brunswick.

I know this sounds strange, but I am jealous... I missed the whole "trying not to scare the new punani" off thing...

'Course if my husband and I had been there, the waitress, the bartender (female of course) and the woman bored to tears by her date sitting at the next table would have wanted to come home with us...

 

[binö]

I'm american
by god

going to Ukraine may 6th

meh, lot more state pride down that way it seems

 

[Bikini Mod]

my sentiments exactly
I just for the first time looked at her friends
66 and about 60 of them guys
one dude in front of his red lambo

this is what I get for giving a 40 year old a chance

no I'm not calling her

That isn't fair, psychotic behavior knows know age. 'Course a woman that age sh/be more secure with herself.

meh.... next

 

[layinback]

when i was young i spent the summer in waynesboro mississippi
southeastern part of the state, near alabama border.
heehaw central from what i remember, honestly i'm surprized that two smart bros such as yourself and layinback are from that part of the country.
my yankee ignorance makes me think that all from there are crackas

you are half right......

birmingham and huntsville are very progressive cities. rural alabama, especially south bama, is 40 years behind the times.

fundamentalist christians have kept this state down for 150 years.
fucking hypocritical sanctimonious baptist.

we have our fair share of smart folk. we have the lions share of
beautiful women.

 

[Spartacus]

huntsville was populated with a few hundred German scientists after world war II
especially the rocket program

today those genes have spread throughout Huntsville
It's a very intelligent city

 

[layinback]

huntsville was populated with a few hundred German scientists after world war II
especially the rocket program

today those genes have spread throughout Huntsville
It's a very intelligent city

not to mention all the imports since then.

it has been named the most multi-cultural city in the u.s.



btw........

i'm dressing up like a rock star, going to b'ham this evening to spend some cash!!!

i'll be wearing about 2k worth of designer clothes and i'm breaking out my 10k rolex.......i feel like showin off

kathy will be sporting her taverniti jeans, donald pliner heels, armani top and the phillip stein watch i got for her b'day. i feel extra shallow today.

if you're not on call join us.

we'll eat at botegas and maybe see a band

 

[Raptorex]

did you rat spartacus out?

 

[layinback]

did you rat spartacus out?

LOLOLOLOLOL


not like that at all.....

she doesn't know his screen name.

not to mention she's not his type

she was much too sane and stable for sparty

 

[Raptorex]

LOLOLOLOLOL


not like that at all.....

she doesn't know his screen name.

not to mention she's not his type

she was much too sane and stable for sparty

Keep her in the loop just in case we meet someday! lol, I was j/k.

You guys are great.

 

[binö]

you are half right......

birmingham and huntsville are very progressive cities. rural alabama, especially south bama, is 40 years behind the times.

fundamentalist christians have kept this state down for 150 years.
fucking hypocritical sanctimonious baptist.

we have our fair share of smart folk. we have the lions share of
beautiful women.

is that your home state

 

[layinback]

is that your home state

yes, i was born and raised in alabama.


i'm well traveled and have lived elsewhere.


i love alabama but our politics are an embarrassment.

my southern drawl has worked to my advantage in
business. lots of peeps equate slow talking with
low intelligence lol. i sometimes play up the, 'i'm uh
dumb hillbilly in an armani suit, ya'll city boys don't
take advantage of my inbred ass"

where are you from bino?

 

[Spartacus]

did you rat spartacus out?

we met on myspace
after the date last night she got home
and I suppose decided to look at myspace page further
i.e. look at my friends
she calls me and questions all the girls I have
says she "doesn't know" about friday's plans
so i have about 80 friends at about a 50-50 split

so today I go to her page just to see
and she has 66 friends and about 60 are guys

and she's calling me out about my 40 girls
personally I hadn't looked until it was an issue
I dont give a fuck
she could have 500 guy friends

but it bothers her I have a few


fucking stupid shit from a 40 year old
christ

 

[Spartacus]

not to mention all the imports since then.

it has been named the most multi-cultural city in the u.s.



btw........

i'm dressing up like a rock star, going to b'ham this evening to spend some cash!!!

i'll be wearing about 2k worth of designer clothes and i'm breaking out my 10k rolex.......i feel like showin off

kathy will be sporting her taverniti jeans, donald pliner heels, armani top and the phillip stein watch i got for her b'day. i feel extra shallow today.

if you're not on call join us.

we'll eat at botegas and maybe see a band

do you think you could go to nashville sunday night?

NHL playoffs game 6
the heavy underdog nashville team has tied the series 2-2
they play in detroit tomorrow
and then nashville sunday night

if you green light it (I need a driver/ride)
we'll work on getting tickets
this will be a blast-hockey post-season

plus there's about a half dozen detroit fans on this board

 

[binö]

yes, i was born and raised in alabama.


i'm well traveled and have lived elsewhere.


i love alabama but our politics are an embarrassment.

my southern drawl has worked to my advantage in
business. lots of peeps equate slow talking with
low intelligence lol. i sometimes play up the, 'i'm uh
dumb hillbilly in an armani suit, ya'll city boys don't
take advantage of my inbred ass"

where are you from bino?

michigan bro, fixing to move to around las vegas here in a few days

 

[layinback]

do you think you could go to nashville sunday night?

NHL playoffs game 6
the heavy underdog nashville team has tied the series 2-2
they play in detroit tomorrow
and then nashville sunday night

if you green light it (I need a driver/ride)
we'll work on getting tickets
this will be a blast-hockey post-season

plus there's about a half dozen detroit fans on this board

damn bro, i got major business sunday and monday.

i have to meet with law enforcement agency i raise funds for.

if you can make it to b'ham i'll drive you back tonight.

i have a cheat meal planned this evening..........

i'm more excited than a sissy in boys town

 

[Spartacus]

I'm wrapping up payroll and basically dont have anything to do tomorrow
I may go
you two gonna be at botega?

 

[Spartacus]

hell I dont have anything to do until tuesday for work
this is supposed to be my weekend on call
but my bro is handling it
I pay him an extra day

I don't even know where my parents are
they went somewhere
I think Jerusalem

 

[Spartacus]

hurricane bequeathed me some karma
I`m gonna pass it along to you
so you have crowns
no more white trash green dots

rollin` with 20s

 

[layinback]

michigan bro, fixing to move to around las vegas here in a few days

let me know when you get to vegas.

my best friend \ business partner lives there.

we travel to vegas every 3 months.....it's our home away from home.

if i can get permission from the wife, i will show you around lol.

we will be driving a viper GT. very cool ride and BRUTALLY fast

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

let me know when you get to vegas.

my best friend \ business partner lives there.

we travel to vegas every 3 months.....it's our home away from home.

if i can get permission from the wife, i will show you around lol.

we will be driving a viper GT. very cool ride and BRUTALLY fast

YOU SIR!!!

Oh Yessss you sir!!! you are dead to me...

I feel nothing but numbness and coldness towards thee..

 

[layinback]

hurricane bequeathed me some karma
I`m gonna pass it along to you
so you have crowns
no more white trash green dots

rollin` with 20s

damn sparty...........you gave me 200,000 k !!!

that's an ass load of K. thanx bro

call me tomorrow and we'll hook up.

it'll prolly just be me and you

i got all my boys this weekend so kathy will stay with the kids

 

[puddlemonkey]

damn sparty...........you gave me 200,000 k !!!

that's an ass load of K. thanx bro

call me tomorrow and we'll hook up.

it'll prolly just be me and you

i got all my boys this weekend so kathy will stay with the kids

As your pimp I get 70%



Cough it up!

 

[Dial_tone]

Did you pull up to the sushi bar and break out any lines from 300?

"TONIGHT WE DINE....IN HELL!!!!!"

 

[layinback]

As your pimp I get 70%



Cough it up!

pimpin aint easy




btw.....the agreement is 60 \ 40 motherfucker

 

[puddlemonkey]

pimpin aint easy


btw.....the agreement is 60 \ 40 motherfucker

Back talk me again and its five across the eyes!!!!

 

[layinback]

Back talk me again and its five across the eyes!!!!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

[layinback]

Did you pull up to the sushi bar and break out any lines from 300?

"TONIGHT WE DINE....IN HELL!!!!!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

no but i threatened to pimp slap the guys in the adjoining booth

and give all their women an orgasm ( prolly their first judging
by the looks of their men )

 

[puddlemonkey]

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice!

 

[layinback]

Nothing, she's been told twice!

lolololololololol


i love that one

 

[puddlemonkey]

lolololololololol


i love that one

Its a classic!

 

[nimbus]

why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

 

[Spartacus]

damn sparty...........you gave me 200,000 k !!!

that's an ass load of K. thanx bro

call me tomorrow and we'll hook up.

it'll prolly just be me and you

i got all my boys this weekend so kathy will stay with the kids

she called me
we're on for tonight
a sleepover date at the lake house
we should be free saturday
I think I'll be a 'we' all weekend

still want to meet those Ukraine chciks at the mall