Guys -- What's going on?

[Smurfy]

I have fallen twice in the last 2 days. Yesterday morning on my way down the stairs to my entry way, i took the last step and proceeded to fall flat on my face. my purse and all its contents went flying. I think there was some shoes there that I couldnt see (it was dark) and my ankle buckled. I came down like a ton of bricks.

Then today after my boy's football game, the three of us were walking back to the car. We were walking on the pavement there and i just fell down like BAM! I think there was some uneven ground or a dip in the pavement that I didnt see and down I came. I came crashing to the ground, people all around, so embarrassing. I may have scraped my knee/shin but I havent even looked at it yet.

I think I have Alzheimer's.

 

[digimon7068]

but, like, your boobs are ok, yes???

 

[chris302001]

I've got some hat hair today.

 

[RottenWillow]

I have fallen twice in the last 2 days. Yesterday morning on my way down the stairs to my entry way, i took the last step and proceeded to fall flat on my face. my purse and all its contents went flying. I think there was some shoes there that I couldnt see (it was dark) and my ankle buckled. I came down like a ton of bricks.

Then today after my boy's football game, the three of us were walking back to the car. We were walking on the pavement there and i just fell down like BAM! I think there was some uneven ground or a dip in the pavement that I didnt see and down I came. I came crashing to the ground, people all around, so embarrassing. I may have scraped my knee/shin but I havent even looked at it yet.

I think I have Alzheimer's.

Sounds more like ALS, chica. Do that ironman comp while you still can.

 

[Smurfy]

but, like, your boobs are ok, yes???

they kind of brace my fall.

 

[chris302001]

I gotta pee but I dont really wanna get up.

 

[hurricane]

get well soon

 

[digimon7068]

they kind of brace my fall.

but they're not like, bruised or anything, right?

 

[chris302001]

but they're not like, bruised or anything, right?

Lemme check

 

[chris302001]

but they're not like, bruised or anything, right?

After a thorough visual and tactoglossal examination, they are hematoma free!

 

[digimon7068]

Lemme check

ok. . .cuz, i'll like, light a candle before mass tomorrow if i need to, m'kay??

 

[Smurfy]

After a thorough visual and tactoglossal examination, they are hematoma free!

this doesnt sound as sexy as I thought

 

[chris302001]

this doesnt sound as sexy as I thought

I did kinda nerd that up huh?



if it helps, tactoglossal means i felt them with my tongue!

 

[digimon7068]

I did kinda nerd that up huh?



if it helps, tactoglossal means i felt them with my tongue!

they taught you that in med school? so that's like a legitimate method, hippocratically speaking?? sheesh, you fuckers are overpaid. . .

 

[chris302001]

they taught you that in med school? so that's like a legitimate method, hippocratically speaking?? sheesh, you fuckers are overpaid. . .

lol nah I made it up myself.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

ok. . .cuz, i'll like, light a candle before mass tomorrow if i need to, m'kay??

Saturday night mass is a great place to pick up chicks.

 

[puddlemonkey]

and my ankle buckled. I came down like a ton of bricks.

Permission to make fat crack please.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

cankles
Urban Dictionary: cankles

 

[chris302001]

You guys are dicks!

 

[stilleto]

is the baby ok?

 

[Smurfy]

is the baby ok?

yeah I landed on the palms of my hands and on my knees.

 

[stilleto]

yeah I landed on the palms of my hands and on my knees.

oh. i was actually referring to chris.

 

[PICK3]

yeah I landed on the palms of my hands and on my knees.

^^^
the rightful position for all wimmenzs

 

[chris302001]

oh. i was actually referring to chris.

lol wtf!

 

[puddlemonkey]

ha!