Guys/Girls who let 'em rip while sitting down...

[habitualhealth]

do you lift your butt off the chair? is it necessary? i mean, will the poot not come out if you sit on it?


i was in the gym this morning and happened to be people watching a bit too much. this guy was sitting on a bench and (my guess is he didn't think anyone was watching) but lifted his butt and let one rip. (you know, like if you squeeze your bum cheeks together...go ahead try it in your chair now....squeezing...not pootin')

and yes, it stunk.


Mods-are we allowed to have poot threads?

 

[DannoMight]

You gott lift for less noise. It's called the one cheek sneak.

 

[blueta2]

I cannot belive you use the term "poot", I use that and thought no one else did!

 

[Whiskey]

gotta luv a woman that starts a fart thread out of no where.
lmao at "one cheek sneak."

damn... he could have at least got up and went either outside or into the restroom.

Whiskey

 

[habitualhealth]

my threads are always inspired by other people.


i was a lil disappointed when i left the gym...i wanted to try it in the car.

 

[DannoMight]

I can't help it sometimes when doing leg presses.

 

[Frisky]

lmao @ you putting this whole question on the guy in the gym... we both know you let it rip.

 

[habitualhealth]

lmao @ you putting this whole question on the guy in the gym... we both know you let it rip.

i didn't do the cheek sneak tho.

 

[Frisky]

i didn't do the cheek sneak tho.

i bet you do the cover your so's face with the blanket thingy... and I bet you have that whole ghetto bubble bath thing going too... eewwwww

stinky mama

 

[Spartacus]

repost

 

[habitualhealth]

i bet you do the cover your so's face with the blanket thingy... and I bet you have that whole ghetto bubble bath thing going too... eewwwww

stinky mama

first problem with this post is....well, the fact that you posted it.

second...........significant other? pfft. that's laffable.

 

[DannoMight]

Do you do the dutch oven when ur in bed under the covers.

 

[habitualhealth]

Do you do the dutch oven when ur in bed under the covers.

only if mini me is in the bed with me.



actually i don't...but maybe i should try it on her.



bless her lil heart.

 

[feisty11975]

lol

I'd be the dummy telling the guy, 'dood, excuse yourself'

 

[habitualhealth]

lol

I'd be the dummy telling the guy, 'dood, excuse yourself'

it's a good thing I was mid sprint cuz i seriously wanted to go ask him if it made it easier for it to come out when he lifted the cheek.



....once the smell was gone of course.

 

[feisty11975]

it's a good thing I was mid sprint cuz i seriously wanted to go ask him if it made it easier for it to come out when he lifted the cheek.



....once the smell was gone of course.

lololol

You should have

 

[eat big]

On another note, HH would you find it gross if a man ripped one while leg pressing an extreme amount of weight? I could hear it over my music.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL@ the cheek sneak.

Me, I just walk around... gotta let that shit dissipate.

 

[digimon7068]

he who smelt-it, dealt-it. . .

 

[needtogetaas]

he who smelt-it, dealt-it. . .

he who clamed it flamed it.

 

[digimon7068]

he who clamed it flamed it.

a fox smells his own hole first. . .

 

[billfred]

LOL@ the cheek sneak.

Me, I just walk around... gotta let that shit dissipate.

Crop duster

 

[Bikini Mod]

a fox smells his own hole first. . .

Amen to that one brotha! <--- me, after smelling my own.

 

[mm107]

i just fart** whenever, i dont lift tho. i find it funny when i fart** and then 5 minutes i get up and the smell is realeased lmao

im so gross

**edited to be more manly biatches!

 

[digimon7068]

i just poot whenever, i dont lift tho. i find it funny when i poot and then 5 minutes i get up and the smell is realeased lmao

im so gross

fyi. . .doods don't say "poot"

 

[habitualhealth]

this thread makes me happy.

 

[Sub-Zero]

do you lift your butt off the chair? is it necessary? i mean, will the poot not come out if you sit on it?


i was in the gym this morning and happened to be people watching a bit too much. this guy was sitting on a bench and (my guess is he didn't think anyone was watching) but lifted his butt and let one rip. (you know, like if you squeeze your bum cheeks together...go ahead try it in your chair now....squeezing...not pootin')

and yes, it stunk.


Mods-are we allowed to have poot threads?

i lift cause it comes out easier, and i always try and force a couple out before my sets. my gymspace is stinky

 

[Frisky]

first problem with this post is....well, the fact that you posted it.

second...........significant other? pfft. that's laffable.

ok... i'll excuse the first line... beings your a tool and just jealous of my great posting ability and because I'm damn witty.

Second line... Ok... sorry... did I say SO, I really meant next customer

 

[habitualhealth]

ok... i'll excuse the first line... beings your a tool and just jealous of my great posting ability and because I'm damn witty.

you sound like Lestat trying to prove his manhood

 

[Frisky]

you sound like Lestat trying to prove his manhood

you got my penis pic's didnt' you... well... that was my beau's but... ya know

 

[the_clockwork]

gross

 

[habitualhealth]

you got my penis pic's didnt' you... well... that was my beau's but... ya know

i'm not comfy visualizing you as a man

 

[Dial_tone]

you need a strong core to do the seated fart correctly

 

[HiDnGoD]

I endeavour to not stink up the gym. But the locker room is fair territory.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

1. different feel more of a let go feel with the leg up
2. if sitting on wood or hard surface you get a different sound, like a bounce effect
3. a really solid fart and can actually almost fart off your inner thigh



all girls always look at their poop after taking a shit. poop then they look before the flush.

over 90% of girls like the smell of their own farts

 

[samoth]

you need a strong core to do the seated fart correctly

lol

 

[stilleto]

HH, is that what you're doing in your avi???

 

[beefcake28]

HH, is that what you're doing in your avi???

That's what I was thinking as well...

 

[habitualhealth]

HH, is that what you're doing in your avi???

it was a false alarm.

good practice on the p/u-n-poot method

 

[gotmilk]

I only fart to clear the way for a full shit. Like sending gas out of the mine shift before you ignite the dynomite.