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[Cardinal Slin]

fart stories


When I was living back home in London, I once met a Canadian on yahoo chat and we clicked. It turned out she studied in the UK and was in Canada visiting her parents...

Great so after 3 wks when she was back we met up and I invited her over to my place.. I made myself a bed on the floor and she took my bed. We chatted all night and the next day we went for a walk along the river and I showed her around...

After that I had some food and a protein shake and we kinda starting play fighting. She came across my abs and said they are quite hard and lifted the shirt up... "Ohhhhh," she said and laid me down and started bouncing up and down off them (sitting on them)...

All of a sudden when she bounced once too much I let the loudest, stinkiest fart out ever and although she was laughing I was embarrased as fook... After that night she never answered my calls again

She was so nice....

Shallow Canadians!

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Or there was the time when I had about 15 beers the night before, had a little sleep, had a protein shake in the morning and headed off to work... You know beer and protein farts are the worst!

So I'm driving myself to work with all 4 windows open going at 120kmh and gagging each time I let one out...

Finally get to the car park and get out. I get in to the lift and there is no one around so I let one off just as the doors are closing...

My pretty hot sexy manager back at the time appeared out of nowhere and said "hold it".

She got in the lift and took a whiff.

OMG was I embarrased.

She almost through up in that mofo and covered her nose!

Man that was awkward!

 

[cluke18]

A whore was in my shower after I railed her all night, and I guess she was hung over. I went in there opened up the curtain and gave her a hot steamy one and she puked all over.

 

[beach_bum_dude]

Or there was the time when I had about 15 beers the night before, had a little sleep, had a protein shake in the morning and headed off to work... You know beer and protein farts are the BEST!

So I'm driving myself to work with all 4 windows open going at 120kmh and gagging each time I let one out...

Finally get to the car park and get out. I get in to the lift and there is no one around so I let one off just as the doors are closing...

My pretty hot sexy manager back at the time appeared out of nowhere and said "hold it".

She got in the lift and took a whiff.

OMG was I SO PROUD.

She almost through up in that mofo and covered her nose!

Man that was awkward!

That's better!!

 

[princesa]

I would never tell
It's so embarrasing

 

[-Ariel-]

I would never tell
It's so embarrasing

this I have to hear.

 

[princesa]

this I have to hear.

Nooo wayyyy

I wish I could erase it from my memory

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Nooo wayyyy

I wish I could erase it from my memory

You know to get rid of bad memories you need to share them...

come on - it's a story!

No one is gonna stop loving you cause you farted as a man was intimate with you

 

[-Ariel-]

Nooo wayyyy

I wish I could erase it from my memory

Yeah it would ummm... help us both out. lol
Look P, I only want whats best for ya, it would be cathartic for you to share... lol
That repressed fart is only gonna hold U down.
I mean, are you willing to let that happen?
j/k

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Where's Chris @

You know that 280 pounder has some serious fart stories to tell!