Guy hitting on my wife...

[satanic goatslayer]

Where the fuck is common sense?

Rasp that cunt's head down to a pulp and defecate on it.

Simple algebra.

3(blades+head)^2 + (fecalmatter) = Jah

 

[Big Wiggs]

I agree with all the physically violent people.

I'd pull him to the side and tell him like this: "Hey man I noticed you have taken a liking to my wife, one that her and myself don't feel to comfortable with." "This is your one and only warning stay away from my wife or I'll break your fucking arms and legs!"

Then I'd lightly pat him on the shoulders and give a fake smile and walk away. This works better if you look like me.

 

[Swoleyoley]

My wife wants me to go out with a bunch of people from her work, but I know there is this guy that will be going that is constantly hitting on her....I don't know how to act.....? I don't want to come off as the jealous husband (which I'm not), but at the same time I want this guy to know that I'm not going to be all chummy with him, and I don't appreciate his actions when he knows she is married.......any suggestions?

beat his ass

 

[thefantom1]

The best way to handle it is to wait for him to go to the bathroom......... then follow him in..... when he is taking a piss... just stand there and ask him this......... "Hey bro... what would you do if you were married and someone was hitting on your wife" ??? That will stop his piss midstream........... Then whatever he says you simply pull out a buck knife and start using it to mess with your fingernails....... and look the fucker in the eye and say to him all friendly........ "My wife and I love each other more than anything on this earth...... If I ever found out someone was hitting on her I would have to hurt the guy really bad........." Then close the knife and walk out of the bathroom............ After the guy gets done shitting his pants.... he will probably leave the party.............. and leave your wife alone................

 

[manny78]

beat the shit out of him.....

 

[max muscle121]

This happened to me (it kind of long hang in there)

I know what you are going through Bro, as this happened to me.

About 2 years ago, we were having a x-mas party at our house and my wife's (single) best friend invited these two (single) guys she worked with, to the party, one of whom she wanted to hook up with. I guess the guys figured that friends share, and the buddy had a chance at hooking up with my wife since we were going through a rough time at the moment ... blah, blah, blah. I am normally a pretty easy going guy, which can be seen as weak, but I saw what he was doing, although my wife didn't think he was doing anything wrong as she didn't say anything to him about it. and remember this is all going on in my own house. well I saw them talking in the formal living room with no one else around. I walked up to them and made some small talk like I was just another partier there drinking up the booze and said, Hey, this is a really kickin' party, you guys having a good time? blah blah blah... they said yea this is a killer party... some really hot women here.... and I said yea espeically that red head in the black dress... and they said holy shit man she is smokin blah blah blah (the whole time I about to break a blood vessel.... 10 years as a Marine Drill Instructor did nothing to ease the rage factor then mix in gear.... shake liberally and stand back) well I then said.... that hot piece of ass is actually my wife...and you are in my house, so we can handle this two ways.... you can tell everyone that you going to call it an early night and go somewhere else under your own power, or you can leave with my help but one way or the other you are done for the night the only choice is either with or without pain. They immediately said hey were sorry they didn't mean to be disrepectful blah blah blah... and they would leave. I said and one more thing..... If I ever catch or even hear of you getting near her again.... I am going to do to you what you want to do to her .... are we clear... and they said yea no problem. Haven't seen or heard from them since.... and my wife was cool about it, I think after 10 years of marriage she wanted to see if I thought she was worth the effort or would I just "take it".

Much like in the wild....... there is one lion in the pride and he gets all the play... until another one thinks he can kick his ass and take it away.... the one left at the end wins. Fuck all that new age mamby pamby bullshit most guys understand one thing real clear. period.

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: This happened to me (it kind of long hang in there)

and my wife was cool about it, I think after 10 years of marriage she wanted to see if I thought she was worth the effort or would I just "take it".

I wonder how far she was willing to go to see if it was worth the effort.

 

[max muscle121]

I doubt that far actually, as she has seen me while I was in the Marines and knows what I can do/have done hand to hand if I snap. I think it was just the attention and to see if she was worth getting jealous over..... women like to know and feel that they are desireable and have someone that wants them enough to defend that claim. (ie they are really screwed up in the head
;-) ) I really am not the jealous type and don't think I was at this point either... but there are some flirting that is harmless... and some that goes to fair and needs to be addressed.

If it was a girlfriend... I would tell him... go for it... and if she plays ball with him... kick her to the curb with him. A wife is a little different. (temp. insanity would be my defense.)

 

[Bikini Mod]

Unless the guy was saying REALLY LUDE/RUDE stuff, what is the harm? Consider it a compliment. I actually found it/find it to be arousing when another woman finds my man attractive enough to flirt... ESPECIALLY if the female KNOWS that I am with him... hehehehehehheheeee

The way I look at it, he is WITH ME and no other woman can replace me. If, however, my guy (husband, whatever) DOES find another female to be so appealing that he would actually DO SOMETHING other than laugh a bit and smile, then she can HAVE HIM because he is not good enough FOR ME.

I am a firm believer in free will. Both parties involved know what is going on. I never EVER want a guy to be with me because they feel obligated. I want it to be because he knows what a good thing he has in me and that to mess with that would surely be to his deteriment..... NOT MINE.

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: This happened to me (it kind of long hang in there)

that hot piece of ass is actually my wife...and you are in my house, so we can handle this two ways.... you can tell everyone that you going to call it an early night and go somewhere else under your own power, or you can leave with my help but one way or the other you are done for the night the only choice is either with or without pain.

I love the way you handled this. Perfect.