Guy hitting on my wife...

[PlateheadJim]

Occasionally dangerous..

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Originally posted by curling
Platehead,

It sounds like you don't do that any more. But just curious were you ever shot at, been hit, or your house blown up?
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Had somebody blow my back window out after I escaped out the back door and took off in my car...

Had some death threats..

Had one particular bitch use me to get back at her husband.. Of course that meant she told him - the fucker was about 6'7 and played Defensive End for the UA", chased me down on the campus and came running to my car (I was in it).. When the dumb ass was close enough I opened it as hard as possible, clipped his legs than jumped on him and beat him into submission.. Never heard from again (thank god)..

But,overall, those where exceptions as Prometheus said if there's a hint of trouble, I'd back off, because there's easier prey out there....

 

[Longhorn85]

Go with her to the function. Let the flirtations happen one more time, so it will be a fresh incident and everyone knows that you are aware of the situation. Pull him AND her aside seperately while at the event and let them know in no uncertain terms that you will not tolerate that behavior.

I believe she can control a lot of it. If she let's him know she doesn't like it, it will stop. If she won't tell him that then you've got a bigger problem.

 

[The Ranger]

www.shomer-tec.com Click on it, then order the spray that will make his clothes smell like a goats ass. Fits in your palm, very discreet and works wonders...no one will want to be around him.

For extra fun, add the yelloe teeth stain to his drink....ask him to dance with your wife, then a few drops in his drink....5 minutes later, his teeth will look like piss-holes in a snow bank....it only lasts for a few hours...but tis enough....alot of other goodies there too...

As a bouncer in clubs....some of this stuff has avoided a few fights....<wink>

Ranger

 

[thefantom1]

Is your girlfriend your girlfriend or your umm.... "friend?"

-Warik

I don't know whom you are talking about.............

 

[KA-BAR]

Spit some beechnut in his eye and tell him to get lost.

 

[KA-BAR]

www.shomer-tec.com Click on it, then order the spray that will make his clothes smell like a goats ass. Fits in your palm, very discreet and works wonders...no one will want to be around him.

For extra fun, add the yelloe teeth stain to his drink....ask him to dance with your wife, then a few drops in his drink....5 minutes later, his teeth will look like piss-holes in a snow bank....it only lasts for a few hours...but tis enough....alot of other goodies there too...

As a bouncer in clubs....some of this stuff has avoided a few fights....<wink>

Ranger

damn thats some funny as shit! Im going to buy some of this shit cause I have this prob alot also.

 

[p0ink]

lay the bitch out. put it in his mouth. pull out and nut on a towel, then pass out

 

[Kahn]

I wouldn't waste time trying to get him to see your side. He already knows she is married. When he does anything, point straight at him and tell him to knock it off. If hes says a word, tell him to watch the bullshit.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Thanks for all the advice.......

I think I'm going to ask my wife to say something to him, and then if he continues I will confront him in a polite manner...if it persists I just may have to take Peyote Killa's advice......

That is the best thing to do. My girl would get hit on and she would straight up tell them to their face that they had zero chance whatever. That always shot em down hard and they would figure it out pretty fast that she was committed to me.

 

[Immortal Juicer]

make an example...

let your wife introduce you to him. let him hit on her for a couple hours and then when its obvious he feels he can disrespect you and has a chance of fucking your wife, and everyone else there sees what has been going on, break a bottle across his face and kick him until he stops moving.

he isnt important. whats important is that every other guy sees this guy hitting on your wife and thinks you are a pussy. not after that though.

i saw suge knight on howard stern talking about how j-lo was his girlfriend, nobody would be stealing her from him.

and its not because he is good looking.