Grill gurus/rotiserre chicken NEEDTOO!!!!!!!!

[ortiz34]

got the grill rockin
rotiserre

6lb whole chicken
gonna season the outside with
garlic powder
parsley
olive oil
salt & peppaah
three small chunks of lime inside

how long to cook about and what temp
top lid open or closed?

 

[calveless wonder]

cook it like a crack rock

 

[puddlemonkey]

cook it like a crack rock

I'm disappointed to see you haven't offed yourself yet.

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm disappointed to see you haven't offed yourself yet.

that would bring you too much satisfaction.
i could never do anything that brings you the slightest bit of joy

 

[jnevin]

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[calveless wonder]

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that's puddle with AIDS

 

[ortiz34]

You guys crack me up

seriously

 

[puddlemonkey]

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so gross!

 

[jnevin]

got the grill rockin
rotiserre

6lb whole chicken
gonna season the outside with
garlic powder
parsley
olive oil
salt & peppaah
three small chunks of lime inside

how long to cook about and what temp
top lid open or closed?

Closed lid at about 325.

 

[puddlemonkey]

that would bring you too much satisfaction.
i could never do anything that brings you the slightest bit of joy

You get my text fag?

 

[ortiz34]

cook it like a crack rock

then at 9pm I'm fucked dude
all food stores would be closed around here
going bonkers for chicken, I'll rob the f-n place
AAP style

 

[stephen4327]

aw shit

 

[ortiz34]

buncha losers faggin up my thread
I'm outta this place for good

I mean it

 

[stilleto]

salt the inside too.
closed lid on low heat. start checking on it after an hour.

 

[puddlemonkey]

that's puddle with AIDS

lol@you ducking my calls like a little bitch

 

[puddlemonkey]

I was totally gonna be nice to you too.

 

[chefbone]

I would cut the chix in half. It's easier to cook that way. The seasoning is good"(Salt, pepper, garlic powder0 onion Powder) ...put the parsley on right b4 you remove it from the grill....if youcut it in half ....it should take no longer than 15 mintues....
:CHef:

 

[ortiz34]

forgot to tie up the fucker
thing was flapping everywhere
had to remove and tie up
burnt myself nicely already
good to go so far

Is this thread useless without pics?

 

[needtogetaas]

got the grill rockin
rotiserre

6lb whole chicken
gonna season the outside with
garlic powder
parsley
olive oil
salt & peppaah
three small chunks of lime inside

how long to cook about and what temp
top lid open or closed?

Make this thread in the food forum bro and I will get to it. I am staying the hell out of chat. Its a plague on my life.

 

[ortiz34]

my daughter this morning

 

[jnevin]

my daughter this morning

She's cute as hell dude. Looks like you too.

 

[ortiz34]

holy big pics
I'm fugn retarded

 

[jnevin]

holy big pics
I'm fugn retarded

You are.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Fuck that rotisserie what you need to make is drunken chicken now THATS some good shit.

 

[ortiz34]

Fuck that rotisserie what you need to make is drunken chicken now THATS some good shit.

I wanted to, but my wif is a snot when it comes to food

 

[silverstar1025]

Ortiz your little girl is a doll!! She has beautiful eyes.

 

[Dial_tone]

There's a food forum?

 

[jnevin]

I wanted to, but my wif is a snot when it comes to food

Beer can chicken is awesome and nothing to be snotty about.

 

[ortiz34]

Beer can chicken is awesome and nothing to be snotty about.

trust me on this one

 

[ortiz34]

There's a food forum?

yeah, right under the drama forum
Stilleto is the mod there