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SoreArms
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I am so hung over and sun burnt right now
We´ve been here in Puerto Vallarta sicne yesterday morning. For those of you that don´t know, Puerto Vallarta is a beach resort town, lots of American tourists. I´ve been having a blast, there are tons of chicks here the bad paret is that most of the tourists chicks, specially tons of chicks on their high school senior trip (Killahbee would have nutted his pants 5 times already), but really there are tons of gorgeous Mexican women.
We drove to Guadalajara on Monday morning which is a 4 hour drive from the town we are staying, Guadalajara isd the Capitol of Jalisco (state) and it´s a real happening city. We met up there with my cousins cousin, who goes to university there we hung out all day and spent the night. >wqe headed here yesterday morning, a 5 hour drive from Guadalajara, and chilled in the beach and pool all fucking day.
Yesterday I wsen on those parachute things that are puilled by a boat which was very fun. I´vehad that on my to do list fora very long time. We also went on the banana boat things, 5 people max, and had a blast. They get pulled fast and we were pissing the boat driver off becauwe we kept flipping the banana thjing over, jumping on it, etc.....
Last night me andmy cousins cousin went out walking around and driking (you can drinkj on the streets here), we were going up to American tourist chicks and talking to them in Spanish (I pretended I didn´t know English) and making the say all kinds of goofy things tellign them they meant somethign else. Kissing them repeatedly on the cheeks telling them it is a Mexican custom. Sayin things like "wow, look at that ass on you" but in spanish and finish it off with "muy bella" (very beautiful) and they woudl then flush and say thanks.
Right now I am at a coffe shop, drinkign a late and using the internet, every one is still asleep in the hotel. I am gonna head back in a biut and go in the beach. We´ll head back to Guadalajara later on in the day, spend the night and then head back home tomorrow.
I hope everyone is OK, I´ll catchuyp with you guys later.
BTW
they keyboards here all weird, they have all these crazy characters and some of the keys (like backslah) are not in the same palce.
Adios culeros
We´ve been here in Puerto Vallarta sicne yesterday morning. For those of you that don´t know, Puerto Vallarta is a beach resort town, lots of American tourists. I´ve been having a blast, there are tons of chicks here the bad paret is that most of the tourists chicks, specially tons of chicks on their high school senior trip (Killahbee would have nutted his pants 5 times already), but really there are tons of gorgeous Mexican women.
We drove to Guadalajara on Monday morning which is a 4 hour drive from the town we are staying, Guadalajara isd the Capitol of Jalisco (state) and it´s a real happening city. We met up there with my cousins cousin, who goes to university there we hung out all day and spent the night. >wqe headed here yesterday morning, a 5 hour drive from Guadalajara, and chilled in the beach and pool all fucking day.
Yesterday I wsen on those parachute things that are puilled by a boat which was very fun. I´vehad that on my to do list fora very long time. We also went on the banana boat things, 5 people max, and had a blast. They get pulled fast and we were pissing the boat driver off becauwe we kept flipping the banana thjing over, jumping on it, etc.....
Last night me andmy cousins cousin went out walking around and driking (you can drinkj on the streets here), we were going up to American tourist chicks and talking to them in Spanish (I pretended I didn´t know English) and making the say all kinds of goofy things tellign them they meant somethign else. Kissing them repeatedly on the cheeks telling them it is a Mexican custom. Sayin things like "wow, look at that ass on you" but in spanish and finish it off with "muy bella" (very beautiful) and they woudl then flush and say thanks.
Right now I am at a coffe shop, drinkign a late and using the internet, every one is still asleep in the hotel. I am gonna head back in a biut and go in the beach. We´ll head back to Guadalajara later on in the day, spend the night and then head back home tomorrow.
I hope everyone is OK, I´ll catchuyp with you guys later.
BTW
they keyboards here all weird, they have all these crazy characters and some of the keys (like backslah) are not in the same palce.
Adios culeros
