Great night

[KillahBee]

I was on fire. To any of you fucking pussy ass doods thay always talk about how to pick up a chick, it's this simple:


MAKE THEM LAUGH

that's it - you got them right there. as long as you are decent looking you can get any girl you want - just make her laugh. it is unbelievably strong.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

thats what i like about you killah, women laugh at you and youre still positiveabout it

may your glass be forever half full

same with your scalp

amen

 

[seizer]

thank god i was born with wit.

killah, did ya?


...ya know? *does slow punching motion*

 

[KillahBee]

thank god i was born with wit.

killah, did ya?


...ya know? *does slow punching motion*

lmao. I'll put it this way - tonight was one of my best performances of the year

 

[seizer]

lmao. I'll put it this way - tonight was one of my best performances of the year

that's a bold statement, sir....got any camera pics of the chicks?

 

[*MissFit*]

was it bold and beautiful

 

[seizer]

was it bold and beautiful

...did you just make a reference to a soap opera...

 

[DIVISION]

I was on fire. To any of you fucking pussy ass doods thay always talk about how to pick up a chick, it's this simple:


MAKE THEM LAUGH

that's it - you got them right there. as long as you are decent looking you can get any girl you want - just make her laugh. it is unbelievably strong.

That's nice my Italian friend, but it won't give you that special "fit" we talked about.

Those don't come when you are performing, they come when you least expect it, when you're vulnerable and wideopen.



DIV

 

[JayC9]

was your performance chemically assisted?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

was it bald and beautiful

fixed

i think kb is ignoring me now

 

[artrius]

thank god i was born with wit.

I've got some wit when I have time to respond (like on the net)... but in real life.... i just suck at it. I guess I have a monotone voice or something....

 

[needtogrow]

I can't believe you just figured that out.......It has always been that way, BUT you still must have some good looks or else you will only have the dogs laughing.BOWWOW

 

[KillahBee]

I can't believe you just figured that out.......It has always been that way, BUT you still must have some good looks or else you will only have the dogs laughing.BOWWOW

I didn;t just figure it out - shit, it's been my game since the beginning - but it hit me hard lastnight at this party.

 

[KillahBee]

fixed

i think kb is ignoring me now

that one was well played, cockhead.

 

[seizer]

I didn;t just figure it out - shit, it's been my game since the beginning - but it hit me hard lastnight at this party.

That's game? Shit son, I pretty well have the same strategy and can usually get the females rounded up around me like kittens waiting to be fed.

 

[KillahBee]

That's game? Shit son, I pretty well have the same strategy and can usually get the females rounded up around me like kittens waiting to be fed.

nah playa, game is me calling the hottest girl in the room lastnight (whom I had not even been introduced to yet) "Tits McGee" in front of the entire party all night long - and still gettin that ass at the end of the night.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

yay

 

[needtogetaas]

That's nice my Italian friend, but it won't give you that special "fit" we talked about.

Those don't come when you are performing, they come when you least expect it, when you're vulnerable and wideopen.



DIV

was wondering ware you were tonight

 

[needtogrow]

I didn;t just figure it out - shit, it's been my game since the beginning - but it hit me hard lastnight at this party.

I figured that......keep them laughing player

 

[biteme]

I was on fire. To any of you fucking pussy ass doods thay always talk about how to pick up a chick, it's this simple:


MAKE THEM LAUGH

that's it - you got them right there. as long as you are decent looking you can get any girl you want - just make her laugh. it is unbelievably strong.

Not any girl. Some wouldn't give you the time of day and it has nothing to do with your looks.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

that one was well played

sincerely,
cockhead.

also fixed

lol sorry kb

 

[redcrimeboy]

someone told me you were pretty funny looking.

 

[Smurfy]

it's called confidence. most people never get it.

 

[Bullit]

lmao. I'll put it this way - tonight was one of my best performances of the year

You managed not to jizz all over the keyboard?

 

[KillahBee]

You managed not to jizz all over the keyboard?

I actually hit the screen this time. Caught Smurfy right in between her funbags.

 

[Dunk]

was your performance chemically assisted?

answer the guy willya

 

[KillahBee]

answer the guy willya

oh - lmao.

uh, little bit, little bit.

 

[EnderJE]

But, did you notice the large adam's apple on your conquests? No? Then never mind....

 

[Dunk]

oh - lmao.

uh, little bit, little bit.

yeh. thats my answer too when someone asks.

"just a little bit not much"

 

[PussyWhipped]

uh, little bit, little bit.

you talking about your comedy performance, or the cervical sperm lavage afterwards, Mr. Di Nero ?

 

[DIVISION]

it's called confidence. most people never get it.

Where is the fine line between confidence and arrogance?

When did I step across it?

Smurfette: Skool me!



DIV