Got the Roomba going

[Smurfy]

This thing is awesome. I admit I was not so sure about it at first, I declined getting one for a while but one day Chris came home with it and I have since seen it's wonders. I'm in love with the Roomba. I lay in bed while it does all the work. Can't beat that.

How many of you have a Roomba? My son thinks it's cool because it's a "robot".

 

[calveless wonder]

Zumba?

 

[Smurfy]

Zubaz?

 

[Smurfy]

seriously this thing is awesome. while it's vacuuming, I can do other stuff like dust, clean a bathroom or just lay around. great invention. and it does a great job!

 

[ortiz34]

Looks sick
I want ont

 

[Strongbow]

Chris is a lazy fuck

 

[miplank]

you vacuum strongmo? I live that shit to the wife...

 

[shirlene29]

*leave*

what is wrong with you lately??

 

[Mr. dB]

How do the cats react to it?

 

[Smurfy]

How do the cats react to it?

they don't care. they aren't afraid of it like they are the vacuum

 

[PICK3]

look at me!

I'm with a doctor ... I get all the finer things in life!

 

[Strongbow]

you vacuum strongmo? I live that shit to the wife...

Oh hell naw bro, but I do like to stick the lil hose sucker thingy to my cawck a couple times a week

 

[Smurfy]

look at me!

I'm with a doctor ... I get all the finer things in life!

for sure!

 

[miplank]

*leave*

what is wrong with you lately??

trying to do 20 things at once while posting on EF...FML

 

[nangiggles]

I came really close to buying a scooba about a year ago, vacuum and wash/clean, double win!

 

[iggy]

wtf is it, a robot?

 

[chris302001]

you ngrs have never heard of a roomba?

 

[Mr. dB]

 

[the.gladiator1987]

LOL

classic EF chat and convo thread

bunch of old fucks, lazy as shit, dont know where to begin on their training or diet, and they buy shit that vacuums for them?

 

[mrplunkey]

LOL

classical EF chat and convo thread

bunch of old fucks, lazy as shit, dont know where to begin on their training or diet, and they buy shit that vacuums for them?

Precisely. Now toss the Doritos over here.

 

[-SD-]

I wish i could randomly post "I dont work out" but sadly ive started jogging

Hope my chat cred doesnt take a hit

 

[-SD-]

for sure!

Golddigger alert

 

[the.gladiator1987]

I wish i could randomly post "I dont work out" but sadly ive started jogging

Hope my chat cred doesnt take a hit

do u jog in teh jacket?

 

[musclemom]

Will those things go over a threshold? I have a metal strip transitioning from the kitchen to the dining room, there's about a 1/2" height difference between the two floors.

I've thought about getting one of them because of all the damned cat hair but it's kind of useless if it won't go into the kitchen.

 

[musclemom]

LOL

classic EF chat and convo thread

bunch of old fucks, lazy as shit, dont know where to begin on their training or diet, and they buy shit that vacuums for them?

Oooooo, look at me, I'm young and strong and healthy and pain free (and not pregnant) and live in a house where I can come and go as I please and someone else has to worry about all that dumb bullshit like general cleaning.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Oooooo, look at me, I'm young and strong and healthy and pain free (and not pregnant) and live in a house where I can come and go as I please and someone else has to worry about all that dumb bullshit like general cleaning.

LOLOLOL!!!!!

thats exactly right how did u know? We pay a gardener, and we shampoo our carpets every couple months, and I do my dishes and laundry, I hope to be out of there in the summer but maybe if I want custody its be a good idea to stay there a little longer.

Anyway, dont get a roomba, get off ur ass and vacuum

 

[Smurfy]

Will those things go over a threshold? I have a metal strip transitioning from the kitchen to the dining room, there's about a 1/2" height difference between the two floors.

I've thought about getting one of them because of all the damned cat hair but it's kind of useless if it won't go into the kitchen.

I think it will go over a threashold.


and loL @ glad, his comments always give me a chuckle.

 

[musclemom]

LOLOLOL!!!!!

thats exactly right how did u know? We pay a gardener, and we shampoo our carpets every couple months, and I do my dishes and laundry, I hope to be out of there in the summer but maybe if I want custody its be a good idea to stay there a little longer.

Anyway, dont get a roomba, get off ur ass and vacuum

I don't vacuum anymore, period. Before my stepdaughter moved in with us, it was my husband's chore, now it's one of the ways she contributes to the household. We can't afford servants over here, everyone has to pull their own weight -- if you don't bring in money, then you better break a sweat.

 

[blueta2]

My vacuum broke this week so I craigslisted one and saw the Roomba for $50, but, since I am the ultimate control freak, I need to control where that sucker goes

Glad, you remind me of Yonkers!

 

[-SD-]

do u jog in teh jacket?

But of course, Teh Jackets thermogenic capabilities are unparalleled

 

[the.gladiator1987]

I don't vacuum anymore, period. Before my stepdaughter moved in with us, it was my husband's chore, now it's one of the ways she contributes to the household. We can't afford servants over here, everyone has to pull their own weight -- if you don't bring in money, then you better break a sweat.

lol @ servants, they should be fortunate we give them work.

I hardly break a sweat, maybe I should do some more stuff around the house. ugh and im havin a baby soon

 

[the.gladiator1987]

My vacuum broke this week so I craigslisted one and saw the Roomba for $50, but, since I am the ultimate control freak, I need to control where that sucker goes

Glad, you remind me of Yonkers!

good choice by not getting it!

whos yonkers?

 

[the.gladiator1987]

But of course, Teh Jackets thermogenic capabilities are unparalleled

lololollol

 

[musclemom]

lol @ servants, they should be fortunate we give them work.

I hardly break a sweat, maybe I should do some more stuff around the house. ugh and im havin a baby soon

In my first marriage as long as I was just staying at home with the baby I didn't mind doing all the chores, but when I started working and my husband didn't start picking up the slack I started getting irritated; and when I was working just as long as he was, with the same time commute, and he still expected me to do all the cleaning and laundry, all the cooking and 95% of the child care/errands, I got real resentful, real fast.

I've dumped 90% of the cleaning chores onto my stepdaughter, but my husband and I are pulling in all the OT we can because of the extra expense of her being here, and she's in limbo right now, no job, no school. I don't think it's unreasonable, besides, I'm not exactly a stickler for an immaculate house. Keep the pans scooped and run the vacuum and mop once a week and I'm happy.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

I will def help out if i ever have a gf/wife and i will step up and do my part. I hate doing dishes though lol. But if i am working and making most of the money, and she isnt working that much, I would expect her to WANT to do some more stuff. Unless there is a baby involved then Im screwed either way

i like ur advice MM

 

[jiggagold]

that thing looks like a piece of shit, just get off your flabby cottage cheese ass and grab the hoover u lazy fux

 

[PICK3]

Can you hook a fleshlight to it and teach it to say, "me wuv you long time, PICK3"?

 

[ortiz34]

that thing looks like a piece of shit, just get off your flabby cottage cheese ass and grab the hoover u lazy fux

lol

 

[mrplunkey]

LOLOLOL!!!!!

thats exactly right how did u know? We pay a gardener, and we shampoo our carpets every couple months, and I do my dishes and laundry, I hope to be out of there in the summer but maybe if I want custody its be a good idea to stay there a little longer.

Anyway, dont get a roomba, get off ur ass and vacuum

Fuck you and your ivory tower!!!!!!!!

 

[blueta2]

good choice by not getting it!

whos yonkers?

My new vacuum ROCKS, but cost a little bundle! What's up with vacuums costing so much?!

Yonkers is a legend! Look him up on here.

 

[chewyxrage]

they do a good job but they break after a year or so

and you really can't fix them

went through a couple


yea, I'm lazy

a bill or so every year or two is actually worth it though, which is why I kept buying them, for a bit

then I bought a pretty pimp vacuum cleaner

it's like 15 minutes of work...or 2-3 hours of listening to this machine running up on rugs and being all loud and shit

it gets old

 

[Mr. dB]

Hardwoods >> carpet.

 

[chris302001]

Hardwoods >> carpet.

well then you'd get a scooba.

 

[Mr. dB]

well then you'd get a scooba.

I'm at an altitude where flooding is extremely unlikely.

 

[BlueBird]

Oompa Loompas > roomba+scooba

 

[AAP]

I kept waiting for it to go in reverse and catch that tail.