Got stood up for the first time last night :(

[puddlemonkey]

Bro, mutable excuses...you come up with the right excuse and you can peddle back and look like a hero in her eyes while getting what you want.

Gonna see her on monday night, I'll close then.

 

[puddlemonkey]

meh....



eharmony sucks ass, total bullshit.

Internet dating ain't all that complicated, that is once you got it down.

I filled out all that crap, its like an hour worth of info they collect from you, just to find out they want a shitload of money for a 6 month subscription. Seriously, it was over a grand! I'm happy with the site I'm on, don't feel the need to try any others right now.

 

[chazk]

Well you know what the manly thing to do is right ?
create a new profile as a really hot dude with fake pics , buy a prepaid phone with a few minutes .
get her all worked up about how much you want to find a girl to travel the world with, how you do not work due to a large sum left to you by family, how you just want a girl to move in and not work but just enjoy life together.
You set up the date and hide and watch from across the street film her setting their waiting, when she calls tell her you saw her from across the street and kept walking becuase she was ugly .
Then go home and wack off to the video

 

[puddlemonkey]

Well you know what the manly thing to do is right ?
create a new profile as a really hot dude with fake pics , buy a prepaid phone with a few minutes .
get her all worked up about how much you want to find a girl to travel the world with, how you do not work due to a large sum left to you by family, how you just want a girl to move in and not work but just enjoy life together.
You set up the date and hide and watch from across the street film her setting their waiting, when she calls tell her you saw her from across the street and kept walking becuase she was ugly .
Then go home and wack off to the video

lol duuuuude, thats insane.


hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm....

 

[AztecWarrior]

Damn dude. I'm not gonna pick on you tonight after this.

 

[nimbus]

well you know what the manly thing to do is right ?
Create a new profile as a really hot dude with fake pics , buy a prepaid phone with a few minutes .
Get her all worked up about how much you want to find a girl to travel the world with, how you do not work due to a large sum left to you by family, how you just want a girl to move in and not work but just enjoy life together.
You set up the date and hide and watch from across the street film her setting their waiting, when she calls tell her you saw her from across the street and kept walking becuase she was ugly .
Then go home and wack off to the video

wow please do this puds

 

[Jon79]

I was suppose to go on 3 dates this weekend, I'm busy tonight so instead of canceling one or two I just scheduled all 3 for Saturday. One was just a coffee date so I knew it wouldn't take too long, plus it was a little early cause she had work. Well, the third one stood my ass up, which pisses me off cause #2 asked if I wanted to head back to her place for a movie. Unlike you toolbags I didn't contact #3 when she didn't show up, I just headed back to my place with my tail between my legs. No way I'm giving her the satisfaction of knowing I was sitting there all alone waiting for her.

o us toolbags. fuck u! u fat fuck

real balla would have called #2 back and said he changed his mind..

 

[AztecWarrior]

NO! Don't do that. It's a waste. Sure it be funny but is it really worth all you guys time?

 

[AztecWarrior]

 

[puddlemonkey]

o us toolbags. fuck u! u fat fuck

You've got anger issues, mommy coddled you too long.

real balla would have called #2 back and said he changed his mind..

A real balla wouldn't sound/be so desperate.