Got stood up for the first time last night :(

[hurricane]

lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Contain your jealousy!

 

[puddlemonkey]

go to eharmony.com

You using that?

 

[NEO1]

Throw some poo at her.

 

[hurricane]

eharmony is ghey .. u get hooked up with some chick that likes sports and reads the same books as u but looks like like nutty professor

 

[Beachboy6294]

are you walt disney's son?

lmao!!!!!

 

[javaguru]

I already gave her an excuse of why I couldn't do it, it would have sounded fishy had I called her back and said ok.

Bro, mutable excuses...you come up with the right excuse and you can peddle back and look like a hero in her eyes while getting what you want.

 

[SpyWizard]

You should call tomorrow #3 and tell her you are sorry for standing her up, your mom called all scared and needed/wanted you to come to her house she thought someone was breaking in..

then set a new date..

then have some other guy show up with a "fcuk you gram"

Hilarious..

 

[Wulfgar]

dude i been stood up countless times

Lucky for them
they probably talked to their friends

 

[Bikini Mod]

meh....



eharmony sucks ass, total bullshit.

Internet dating ain't all that complicated, that is once you got it down.