Going without sex for a while?

[covergrl80]

After while does everything start to look good/turn you on?

Like fat chicks, or real dorky men?

 

[bw1]

Dorky men don't do it for me

 

[covergrl80]

Dorky men don't do it for me

So the fat chics do?

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...average looking men sometimes now I think, "yeah, he might be good. You never know."

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

How long's it been

 

[bw1]

So the fat chics do?

Ummm wait, did I say something...I'm so confused

 

[covergrl80]

LOL...average looking men sometimes now I think, "yeah, he might be good. You never know."

But think about that dorky man after a six pack (of beer). lol

 

[covergrl80]

How long's it been

LMAO!!!

I am just asking everyone! Whats the longest for you?

 

[bw1]

But think about that dorky man after a six pack (of beer). lol

6 packs of beer, That's the secret. Can't wait to see the look on her face when I bring her a six pack "of beer" and all along I thought it was my six pack

 

[heatherrae]

But think about that dorky man after a six pack (of beer). lol

I haven't had alcohol for longer than I haven't had a man...lol.

 

[covergrl80]

I haven't had alcohol for longer than I haven't had a man...lol.

Look don't feel to bad I am on a half a year with the man part!!!LOL

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

LMAO!!!

I am just asking everyone! Whats the longest for you?

Nuh uh you gotta go first. I probly got you beat anyway.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i consider fucking everyone/everything i see, but when it comes to a fat or ugly chick, the consideration ends real fast, the hotter/more attractive, the more serious the considerationb ecomes. then i take that mental picture home and spank

 

[nefertiti]

I've gone a looooooooong ass time without sex before....and I've never had that reaction.

 

[KillahBee]

After I get over the 2-3 week hump, I'm usually alright for a while. It's worse when you're taggin some hotties and then go dry. Immediately afterwards it's tough cause the memories of that tight, clean, beautiful young poon are fresh in your memories.

But hell, I've been a pretty good sexual camel at times in my life. Plus, as I've learned over the years, no sex is MUCH better than bad sex.

 

[digimon7068]

the longest i've gone in the last 18 years is one week. . .

 

[bigmann245]

when my wife and i separated i did just that but it wasn't just thinking about it i actually did it. i mean come on i felt bad for the girl, she wasn't THAT big...lol

 

[digimon7068]

After I get over the 2-3 week hump, I'm usually alright for a while. It's worse when you're taggin some hotties and then go dry. Immediately afterwards it's tough cause the memories of that tight, clean, beautiful young poon are fresh in your memories.

But hell, I've been a pretty good sexual camel at times in my life. Plus, as I've learned over the years, no sex is MUCH better than bad sex.

the worst sex i ever had was still better than the best day i ever had at work. . .

 

[Jon79]

i think about alot of wimmins......some that are on crotch rockets in their avi's some that are preggo all of em.....

 

[heavy_duty]

After a long dry spell and 4 or 5 Canadian beers, chicks over 165 Lbs can start to look slimmer.

(this is what I have heard anyway....I'm married now)

After while does everything start to look good/turn you on?

Like fat chicks, or real dorky men?

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

classy single mom on a motorcycle. I love it!

 

[Jon79]

After a long dry spell and 4 or 5 Canadian beers, chicks over 165 Lbs can start to look slimmer.

(this is what I have heard anyway....I'm married now)

just because they are 160 dont mean they are fat bro.......one of the sexiest girls i have seen is 161.........

 

[Sexy-boy]

I'll do you.

Hell, I'll do anything.

I figure you can't be worse than some of the skanks I've stuck my little pecker in

 

[Faizakafez]

After while does everything start to look good/turn you on?

Like fat chicks, or real dorky men?

let see going on 22 years here.. right now anything female looks good...

at the moment I am watching Home Improvment...

mmm Jill

 

[Jon79]

let see going on 22 years here.. right now anything female looks good...

at the moment I am watching Home Improvment...

mmm Jill

oh lord

 

[MichaelScott]

stick with giada on food network much better material

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I'm making tuna salad.

 

[Jon79]

I haven't had alcohol for longer than I haven't had a man...lol.

huh? i don't undrsand thats confusing

 

[Raptorex]

Mary Palmer is reliable and hot.

 

[Faizakafez]

mmmmhmmm golden girls

 

[jh1]

After while does everything start to look good/turn you on?

Like fat really dorky men?

This explains your attraction to swolieo

 

[heavy_duty]

LOL you're too young-
I had mucj more fun making $7000.00 that I did with a dead fuck.

the worst sex i ever had was still better than the best day i ever had at work. . .

 

[heavy_duty]

*** ALERT ***
Religous boy waiting for marriage.
Does not want to upset mother.

Bro
go to European rub and tug on Dixon Road near Martin Gove.
that what my friends from Pakistan did while waiting for mom to find them a wife "back home"

let see going on 22 years here.. right now anything female looks good...

at the moment I am watching Home Improvment...

mmm Jill

 

[heavy_duty]

*** NOTE ***
I said over 165 not 161

just because they are 160 dont mean they are fat bro.......one of the sexiest girls i have seen is 161.........

 

[heavy_duty]

*** NOTE ***
I said over 165 not 161

 

[heavy_duty]

sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy chick o las

 

[Faizakafez]

*** ALERT ***
Religous boy waiting for marriage.
Does not want to upset mother.

Bro
go to European rub and tug on Dixon Road near Martin Gove.
that what my friends from Pakistan did while waiting for mom to find them a wife "back home"

 

[puddlemonkey]

First few weeks is rough, but if I can get through that I'm usually ok for a couple months. Then I'll just end up calling an ex after awhile.

 

[KillahBee]

First few weeks is rough, but if I can get through that I'm usually ok for a couple months. Then I'll just end up calling an ex after awhile.

repost!!!

 

[chewyxrage]

covergirl - you're way to hot to not be getting sex whenever you want it

fez- hit up Rhode Island or any county in nevada w/ less thatn 400k population, tutes are legal....your missing out....

 

[Smurfy]

i think I went over a year and a half when i left my first husband and i was ok but once i unleashed the beast so to speak, i had to have it on the regular. it's like coming out of hibernation

 

[KillahBee]

covergirl - you're way to hot to not be getting sex whenever you want it

fez- hit up Rhode Island or any county in nevada w/ less thatn 400k population, tutes are legal....your missing out....

dude, wtf. tutes aren't legal in RI, jagoff!

fuck, we are the most densely populated state in the country.

goddamnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chewyxrage]

dude, wtf. tutes aren't legal in RI, jagoff!

fuck, we are the most densely populated state in the country.

goddamnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I beg to differ. Samote educated me last night:



In the U.S., each state has the power to decide whether or not prostitution is legal in that state or part of that state. In all but two U.S. state (Nevada and Rhode Island), the buying and selling of sexual services is illegal and usually classified as a misdemeanor. In Rhode Island the act of prostitution is legal as long as it happens indoors.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_United_States


How the fuck did you not know that?!?!

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ only indoors

 

[chewyxrage]

kb cut your mullet

 

[jh1]

lol @ only indoors

Well that does effectively ruin it.

I only fuck my whores outside.

 

[Scotsman]

With the exception of the v-dogs you are all short timers.

And the hottest girl I have dated was 210 lbs at 6'4" (volley ball players ruler)
Gabby Reese was 200 lbs when she played.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[puddlemonkey]

repost!!!

Where? I usually read the first post then go into a reply frenzy. Reading the entire thread takes too much time and hampers my post count.

 

[heavy_duty]

well what the fuck then dawg?

everybody else got laid at 14 fucking years old!

what's your story

 

[rudeboyja]

I made myself a bet that if I didn't accomplish a certain thing by a certain date I would have to go w/o sex for a month. I didn't accomplish it.

BUT I figured I could still get oral.. Big Willie Clinton style.

 

[heavy_duty]

let see going on 22 years here.. right now anything female looks good...

at the moment I am watching Home Improvment...

mmm Jill

 

[KillahBee]

I beg to differ. Samote educated me last night:



In the U.S., each state has the power to decide whether or not prostitution is legal in that state or part of that state. In all but two U.S. state (Nevada and Rhode Island), the buying and selling of sexual services is illegal and usually classified as a misdemeanor. In Rhode Island the act of prostitution is legal as long as it happens indoors.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_United_States


How the fuck did you not know that?!?!

wtf!!!!!!!!!! dude, that kind of makes it boring. wow, that's one of those laws nobody knows.

and it ain't a mullet, chicks love this shit.

 

[chewyxrage]

wtf!!!!!!!!!! dude, that kind of makes it boring. wow, that's one of those laws nobody knows.

and it ain't a mullet, chicks love this shit.

I thought you were in Cali, not Kentucky....wtf.....

 

[KillahBee]

I thought you were in Cali, not Kentucky....wtf.....

I'm like the white uncoordinated version of James Brown.

Fucking ON POINT maing.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

why would anyone want to do this.

 

[covergrl80]

covergirl - you're way to hot to not be getting sex whenever you want it

fez- hit up Rhode Island or any county in nevada w/ less thatn 400k population, tutes are legal....your missing out....

Thanks, however I chose not to go out and bang random men. Sure most people could go out and get a slice I am just not like that.

 

[Faizakafez]

Thanks, however I chose not to go out and bang random men. Sure most people could go out and get a slice I am just not like that.

Slice of pizza?

 

[Dial_tone]

A couple more weeks and i'm gonna start chasing skinny chicks.

 

[covergrl80]

Slice of pizza?

LOL my dear. I would try to elaborate but being you don't have one nor see one I can not help you.

 

[Jon79]

i am not a whore either

 

[Faizakafez]

LOL my dear. I would try to elaborate but being you don't have one nor see one I can not help you.

ouch

 

[heavy_duty]

why not have a fuck buddy?

Thanks, however I chose not to go out and bang random men. Sure most people could go out and get a slice I am just not like that.

 

[covergrl80]

why not have a fuck buddy?

I am not a slut thats why. If I had a low self esteem and could give two shits about my life and the direction I was going, then sure.

 

[Faizakafez]

I am not a slut thats why. If I had a low self esteem and could give two shits about my life and the direction I was going, then sure.

dang,

so i guess thats why u never responded to my txt!

 

[nimbus]

I am not a slut thats why. If I had a low self esteem and could give two shits about my life and the direction I was going, then sure.

you don't have to have low self esteem to be a slut! Why is it so wrong to enjoy casual sex with someone you trust and know is clean

 

[covergrl80]

you don't have to have low self esteem to be a slut! Why is it so wrong to enjoy casual sex with someone you trust and know is clean

I trust no one, therefore they're not clean. Men can pretty much do as they please and sleep around without catching a rep........girls.... well I am sure you know a few cum sluts

 

[Sub-Zero]

I am not a slut thats why. If I had a low self esteem and could give two shits about my life and the direction I was going, then sure.

everyones a slut

 

[nimbus]

I trust no one, therefore they're not clean. Men can pretty much do as they please and sleep around without catching a rep........girls.... well I am sure you know a few cum sluts

LMAO @ cum sluts!!!!!!!!! yea, i do

 

[puddlemonkey]

dang,

so i guess thats why u never responded to my txt!

Text? wtf? Everyone got this girls number but me?

 

[Faizakafez]

Text? wtf? Everyone got this girls number but me?

yup.. she LUVS me for some strange reason.. i think its cuz im a giant around her
5'5 bbaby!!

 

[heatherrae]

Wait. Fez is a virgin? really?

 

[covergrl80]

Text? wtf? Everyone got this girls number but me?

Ummm no he does not have my number, he is ruffling you feather.

 

[heavy_duty]

having one sex buddy does not make you a slut.

 

[heatherrae]

having one sex buddy does not make you a slut.

does 4?

 

[covergrl80]

having one sex buddy does not make you a slut.

but I am sure I would not that dudes ONLY fuck buddy

 

[covergrl80]

does 4?

That would make you a cum slut whore bag

 

[heavy_duty]

when I had a fuck buddy we were loyal to each other LOL funny but true.

 

[covergrl80]

when I had a fuck buddy we were loyal to each other LOL funny but true.

Yeah thats what she was telling you!!! SUKABEITCH

 

[heatherrae]

That would make you a cum slut whore bag

Oh, dang!

 

[Sub-Zero]

That would make you a cum slut whore bag

lmao

 

[heavy_duty]

lol
you poor thing, you been burned too many times

Yeah thats what she was telling you!!! SUKABEITCH

 

[covergrl80]

lol
you poor thing, you been burned too many times

I already said I trust NO ONE!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I already said I trust NO ONE!

whadidido?

 

[Faizakafez]

whadidido?

she gangsta...

 

[covergrl80]

whadidido?

Nufffffin.

 

[puddlemonkey]

she gangsta...

I sassy girls

 

[Faizakafez]

i hate wigger girls that spit ...

sick...

thats why i dumped covergrl.. she was always like

" yo shawty"

 

[covergrl80]

she gangsta...

I am not. I am sweet and classy, but don't take shit. Thats not Gangsta

 

[Razorguns]

as people get older - their standards drop.

go to a mall and look around

its genetic. keeps 45 y/o men away from 18 y/o's and close to their fat 45 y/o wives.

 

[heavy_duty]

I already said I trust NO ONE!

It's ok to be alone forever.
I have a brother inlaw who is a 50 year old virgin.

 

[heatherrae]

as people get older - their standards drop.

go to a mall and look around

its genetic. keeps 45 y/o men away from 18 y/o's and close to their fat 45 y/o wives.

Ummmm...that is called maturing. You may want to try it.

lol.

 

[nimbus]

but I am sure I would not that dudes ONLY fuck buddy

it's ez to tell when an f/b meets someone cause they stop texting you like 10x a day

 

[seaking420]

or the booty calls slow down to once a day

 

[yonkers weights]

Why would you do that? Bad sex is still better then no sex.

 

[covergrl80]

Why would you do that? Bad sex is still better then no sex.

I just can not do that! I am just going to have to wait for a long, long time

 

[yonkers weights]

WHY NOT? Just call up a friend and have fun. Contact and old lover who was good and enjoy. Or I could always make a quick trip to Delaware. The things I do....

I just can not do that! I am just going to have to wait for a long, long time

 

[covergrl80]

WHY NOT? Just call up a friend and have fun. Contact and old lover who was good and enjoy. Or I could always make a quick trip to Delaware. The things I do....

I do not work in reverse

Thanks for the offer but I will pass.

 

[yonkers weights]

Just looking out for ya.
You need to practice every once and a while. If you don't use it, you loose it.
That's what I heard....

I do not work in reverse

Thanks for the offer but I will pass.

 

[covergrl80]

Just looking out for ya.
You need to practice every once and a while. If you don't use it, you loose it.
That's what I heard....

I thought it was like riding a bike...

 

[Mavafanculo]

I just can not do that! I am just going to have to wait for a long, long time

new york, new yorrrrrrkkkkk,
it's a wonderful town