Going Take My Last Final Right Now.....

[KAYNE]

Re: KAYNE

I know who you are. You have some big FUCKIN arms. Damn! You know a girl named Rhonda and her boyfriend Gregg?

RHONDA AND GREGG. HMMM I CANT THINK OF THEM RIGHT NOW BUT MY MIND IS FUCK'D. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? AND I THINK MY ARMS HAVE LOST AN INCH THIS WEEK ALREADY. I'M 8 LBS LIGHTER!!! I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO LSU.


KAYNE

 

[Golfer18--old]

i go to SLU. Do you have short blonde hair? This has to be you.

 

[KAYNE]

THE ONLY GIRL I CAN THINK OF THAT I KNOW NAMED RHONDA IS A GIRL I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH. TOWNSEND OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HAVENT SEEN HER IN QUITE A WHILE THOUGH.


MY HAIR IS USUALLY BLONDE BUT RECENTLY I CUT OUT MY HIGHLIGHTS. I'M THE DUDE IN THE COOL HAT!!! YOU CANT MISS THE HAT.



KAYNE

 

[Golfer18--old]

Do you know a girl named casey or a guy named josh?

 

[KAYNE]

I KNOW A FEW JOSHS AND I THINK I KNOW SOME CASEYS. I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE TO SEE A FACE TO PUT A NAME TO IT.


KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

I WORKED OUT IN THAT WEAK ASS REC CENTER THAT I HAVE BEEN PAYING FOR FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST WEEK. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT SUCKS IN THE WEIGHT DEPT.


KAYNE

 

[Golfer18--old]

NO SHIT

Those fuckers have nothing for tricep push downs. Shitty ass shit.

 

[KAYNE]

I'M STILL CONFUSED AS TO HOW YOU KNOW ME THOUGH.



KAYNE

 

[Golfer18--old]

When next semester starts we'll have to meet somewhere. Two elite bro's running shit.

 

[KAYNE]

WE'LL HAVE TO GO WORKOUT IN THAT COOL ASS REC CENTER!!!


FUNNY THING IS, ITS A NICE PLACE. THEY JUST DIDNT CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT GETTING ANY WEIGHTS. THEY ALSO NEED A RADIO.


KAYNE