Give me a topic and I'll give you my uncensored opinion.

[Scotsman]

Guys that have blonde highlights in their hair (AKA Curling).


(edited for grammar)

Not that they are completely gay, but they are prissy. I give my bro shit when he bleaches his hair, but then again he is a prissy artist. A 320lb prissy artist mind you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

lol.....
slat... wouldn;t that be a good time.... "Sweed wtf are you doing"...
"dude, i swear i was fuckin a ghost.. but it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Like fucking a warm bucket of water, you gotta make sure your nuts don't fall in and get twisted.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[slat1]

Takes a lot more than just a sock puppet to scare me. Now a sock puppet of Rosie O'donell lurking near me when I am having desert could be a bit unnerving.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I had a bad experience with a clown that had a sock puppet in college. She broke into my room and jumped on me while I was sleeping. I had no idea who it was let alone a guy or a girl. I'll skip right to the end. The girl that was the clown would only speak through the sock puppet!

 

[Scotsman]

I had a bad experience with a clown that had a sock puppet in college. She broke into my room and jumped on me while I was sleeping. I had no idea who it was let alone a guy or a girl. I'll skip right to the end. The girl that was the clown would only speak through the sock puppet!

I would be laughing too hard to do anything about it. Except for I would have dropped her ass when she busted into my room.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. dB]

Chubby Hubby or Cherry Garcia?

 

[slat1]

I would be laughing too hard to do anything about it. Except for I would have dropped her ass when she busted into my room.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I was in a deep sleep. I woke up with her straddling me honking that damn horn. I freaked out when she started making a balloon dog.
The funny part is that she was pretty hot. I used to try to get her to have sex with me in the clown outfit. She said she would only do it with the sock puppet on her hand... deal breaker. Thats just weird!

 

[Scotsman]

Chubby Hubby or Cherry Garcia?

Wow are those my only choices? Can't stand cherry garcia so have to go with chubby hubby.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[slat1]

Antidisestablishmentarianism!

 

[Scotsman]

Antidisestablishmentarianism!

Down with the man. Can't remember what beats it but this is no longer the longest word in the english language.

TriChloroDiEthelFlouroAmine is a pretty cool word too.

So is Hypochondroplasia.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[slat1]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis=a miners' lung disease caused by inhaling silica

hippopotomonstrosesquipidelian=long

tryptophan synthetase A protein's full name is:

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*Sometimes I do more than just masturbate to pornography. Sometimes...