This is something that annoys the shit out of me. I know this girl that thinks she's hot shit but she's like a 2 on the looks scale. She has horrible skin, bad teeth, a shitty fat face, disgusting body, sausage fingers, et. al. When I mention a certain girl is cute, she always says that I'm crazy and that they're ugly.
To make things worse, she claims to be wanted by tons of guys. According to her she sucked off 2 guys in 2 days, and she's always talking about how so and so has a massive dick. She says the biggest she's ever had was 10 inches and really fat. Her ex husband was 8 1/2 inches and really fat. Her current boyfriend is close to 9 inches and really fat.
I know she does this primarily because she had the hots for me, and I shut her ass down. I mean there's no amount of liquor that would enable me to fuck this creature. It makes me LOL.
I had a friend my freshman year of college...or really the summer between freshman and soph year...who was kind of like this.
To put it as kindly as absolutely possible, she had frizzy thick black hair - actually really nice eyes, which were completely negated by the bad teeth and the fact that she was about 40 lbs overweight. Not to mention the horrible attitude. When it was just me and her, we had a blast....but if we at any point in the night talked to any guys, at some point she would get pissed at me for "hogging all the attention." I was still extremely shy at this point, but...yeah....duh, guys are going to want to talk to the prettier and more pleasant girl without my even having to do anything. I hung out with her because I didn't really know anyone back home anymore at that point, but as soon as I came out of my shell and learned how to make friends, I had a friendship breakup with her and haven't talked to her since. She was all around toxic.
As a side note: gross that she's talking to you about dick size. Sounds like something my former friend would have done too.