Gibberish

[Nathan]

I'm threw with bleeding when I get cut. It's messy, gross, and completely uncalled for. I've begun a heavy-duty training regimine to teach my body to respond to skin damage by uncontrollable flatulance rather than bleeding. I feel very adamantly that uncontrollable flatulance is a far better defense mechanism than bleeding could ever hope to be. I know when I see someone bleeding I usually think, "Jeez, that guy appears to be bleeding pretty badly. If nobody finishes him off in the next ten minutes, I sure as hell will. He probably has extra testicles growing out of weird parts of his body, what with him being a bleeder and all." On the other hand, unrelenting flatulence often sends me into an immediate state of shock, thus leaving me vulnerable to any smelly foes that might be lurking in wait, biding their time for a taste of my esparagus-like flesh.
So, you see, with a simple alteration of one's own natural biological tendencies, any individual can increase their chances of survival in this crazy world I like to call Planet Pamplemousse.

 

[beastboy]

I refuse to respond to this thread....

On principle!!!

 

[WODIN]

First time you've made sense....EVER!!!

 

[from zero]

Through. Not threw.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Joey Buttafucko is that you? Did you run out of loletas?

 

[Nathan]

Through. Not threw.

Last I checked, it's a free country.

*Nathan systematically gives 'high fives' to everyone else on this thread."

 

[john937]

asparagus

 

[Code]

I'm happy I clicked on this thread.

 

[gymrat]

how would you control a runny nose?

Bleeding is one thing, but snot running down your face is just not cool.

 

[from zero]

Last I checked, it's a free country.

*Nathan systematically gives 'high fives' to everyone else on this thread."

LOL. Nicely done.