funny story

[LB55]

well i thought u guys wouldnt mind a good laugh ok me and one of my old friends who i played football with who is now playing for west point were jogging and he is a bigger guy all natural about 250 6'3 or so and im 6'0 180 and i have sweat pants and hoody on cause im currently cutting so its like a sweat suit well we were just jogging through this park and right in front of us these two huge red necks were getting into it and they were making a huge scene so we walk up and ask if everything is ok and they immediately start cussing us so we just turn around and start to walk off trying to be the good citizens and they both tried to shove us so we turned around took our bulky sweat shirt off and they went from cussing to saying they were sorry with in 30 seconds moral of the story looks can be deceiving lol na but i just hate guys who try picking on people cause they are little or something and i guessed i looked little kinda made me depressed actually lol

 

[wolfman87]

haha i love that kind of stuff! good one bro! one time i was at a pool party and there was this guy who thought he was hot shit and he was talking about how he was the best looking guy there and all that jazz (at least that's what i was told, i showed up late). he was nothing special but better than a lot of the other guys there. as soon i walked outside and he saw me talking to "his ladies" from being greeted and mingling inside for a bit he shouted at me that he was "king dingaling" (how original, that's from badboys lmao) here and i better back off! he was obviously drunk out of his mind... anyways i've never been one to show off so i simply said "oh yea?" and took off my shirt and started walking towards him as menacingly and purposefully as i could. he took one look at me and said "hey man, relax i was just kidding, have a beer". even though i knew he wasn't kidding from the way he said it and the look on his face i said "fine but i don't drink" and left it at that. he didn't say shit to me the rest of the night as i let the girls do their thing.

the funny thing is i'm not even that big, i'm just cut up real nice so i look 20lbs heavier than i really am. good times

i wish i could have been there to see the guys faces when yall took your shirts off lol those are always kodak moments.

 

[LB55]

ya we had a topic about sacrifices we have made for the sport but this is def one of the benefits we get

 

[needtogetaas]

I haven't had any kind of altercation like this in years. Not a single problem with anyone in a real long time. I am kind of happy about this. Its a accomplishment for me. So thank you for bringing this to my attention just now.

 

[goin on 4T]

Go Black Knights!

 

[miplank]

can't we all just get along? hehe

 

[RADAR]

can't we all just get along? hehe

kicking ass is alot more fun..........


RADAR

 

[bigtravis]

kicking ass is alot more fun..........


RADAR

who are you?

 

[SouthernLord]

I had a guy tailgate me while driving erratically. He followed me turn for turn all the way to my house. I pulled into my drive way and this asshole followed me in. I stepped out of my truck with my .40 in hand and the motherfucker looked mortified. "Sir, I just wanted to tell you that your turn signal was out". Yeah fucking right you teenage piece of shit. He looked about 17 or 18 and he had two girls in his truck. I guess he was trying to be a bad ass. To this day I don't know what I did to have this kid follow me. I could have cut him off, but I really don't know tbh. I'm guessing he was trying to be a cool guy in front of his little girlfriends. He looked like a white gang banger wannabe.

I know this is kind of off the topic of this off topic thread, but I thought I would share lol. I never get in any confrontations and I don't go looking for trouble so this is my coolest story.

 

[goin on 4T]

I had a guy tailgate me while driving erratically. He followed me turn for turn all the way to my house. I pulled into my drive way and this asshole followed me in. I stepped out of my truck with my .40 in hand and the motherfucker looked mortified. "Sir, I just wanted to tell you that your turn signal was out". Yeah fucking right you teenage piece of shit. He looked about 17 or 18 and he had two girls in his truck. I guess he was trying to be a bad ass. To this day I don't know what I did to have this kid follow me. I could have cut him off, but I really don't know tbh. I'm guessing he was trying to be a cool guy in front of his little girlfriends. He looked like a white gang banger wannabe.

I know this is kind of off the topic of this off topic thread, but I thought I would share lol. I never get in any confrontations and I don't go looking for trouble so this is my coolest story.

So why do you drive around with a loaded gun in your car?

 

[wolfman87]

I had a guy tailgate me while driving erratically. He followed me turn for turn all the way to my house. I pulled into my drive way and this asshole followed me in. I stepped out of my truck with my .40 in hand and the motherfucker looked mortified. "Sir, I just wanted to tell you that your turn signal was out". Yeah fucking right you teenage piece of shit. He looked about 17 or 18 and he had two girls in his truck. I guess he was trying to be a bad ass. To this day I don't know what I did to have this kid follow me. I could have cut him off, but I really don't know tbh. I'm guessing he was trying to be a cool guy in front of his little girlfriends. He looked like a white gang banger wannabe.

I know this is kind of off the topic of this off topic thread, but I thought I would share lol. I never get in any confrontations and I don't go looking for trouble so this is my coolest story.

haha that's funny as hell man. can i use your throw away if i need it sometime? lol jk, but that's badass bro

 

[SouthernLord]

haha that's funny as hell man. can i use your throw away if i need it sometime? lol jk, but that's badass bro

lol

The kid was driving very aggressively behind me. Swerving and shit. When he followed me up my drive way (~100 yards off of the main road) I knew it was on. I didn't draw down on the kid, but you couldn't miss the gun in my hand lol. I think he learned his lesson. When I was a young punk I would do some stupid shit, but you never follow someone into there yard. Espeically when it's a crazy ass paranoid motherfucker that carries everywhere he goes

 

[wolfman87]

indeed, indeed! i've never followed anyone to their house for fear of that exact thing happening to me lmao. here in texas they can shoot you if you're on their property and call it self defense lol.

 

[SouthernLord]

God Bless Texas

lol

 

[wolfman87]

 

[LB55]

haha too bad holy ghost isnt around im sure he has shot some one by now for those of you who werent around with him he is was crazy mother lol he always took about 5 times the recommended doses but was a good guy lol

 

[doublebicep]

Why do people even bother? I don't care if you are Ronnie Coleman, you are not going to beat a bullet. Besides, loosers who want to get into fights usually have nothing to loose. I guess that is why the label of looser fits them so well.

 

[goin on 4T]

Why do people even bother? I don't care if you are Ronnie Coleman, you are not going to beat a bullet. Besides, loosers who want to get into fights usually have nothing to loose. I guess that is why the label of looser fits them so well.

I really didn't buy all that crap holly was selling, he was a good guy up until the end! Seems like a lot end that way!

 

[mr.nitro]

So why do you drive around with a loaded gun in your car?

unloaded ones are not as effective. that would be my guess

 

[burnthiscorpse]

lol

The kid was driving very aggressively behind me. Swerving and shit. When he followed me up my drive way (~100 yards off of the main road) I knew it was on. I didn't draw down on the kid, but you couldn't miss the gun in my hand lol. I think he learned his lesson. When I was a young punk I would do some stupid shit, but you never follow someone into there yard. Espeically when it's a crazy ass paranoid motherfucker that carries everywhere he goes

Your a better man than me bro. after all that and 100yds up my driveway!!!!!! With no gun.....he would have gotten his head busted off his windshield. With gun....I would have made sure there wasnt one in the chamber, but I would have put the fucker in his mouth and made him piss himself infront of the girls. You bet your ass. Pieces of shit like that need to be taught a lesson.

 

[SouthernLord]

So why do you drive around with a loaded gun in your car?

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

I live in a high crime area. Violent crime has personally touched my life. I am licsensed to carry and I do so everywhere that is within my right. I don't go around looking for trouble and I am not some wanna be vigilante. The last thing I want to do is pull out my weapon.

 

[goin on 4T]

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

I live in a high crime area. Violent crime has personally touched my life. I am licsensed to carry and I do so everywhere that is within my right. I don't go around looking for trouble and I am not some wanna be vigilante. The last thing I want to do is pull out my weapon.

I was just being a smart a** by the way no disrespect intended. That is a great story! I was going to get a permit to carry for work but I just was to worried about actually have to shoot someone. Not that I couldn't I went to school in the worst area of my town so I have been on both ends of a gun.

 

[SouthernLord]

I know you meant no disrespect

ive just been wanting to say "I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy." lol

 

[ConanX]

Over the spring I was in the movie theaters with my girl. We were watching the Wolverine Xmen movie. She pulled out her cell phone (on vibrate so no noise) because her mom texted her and she had the phone very low out of anybody's site and was being very discreet. We were also sitting in the corner and it was literally impossible for anybody to spot her using her cell phone....well, somehow this douchebag in the back of the theatres saw it and was very upset.

So she's texting back to her mom and then right from behind me I hear "tell her to turn off the phone." The guy is maybe 6'2, 230lbs, strong looking but not a bodybuilder or athlete by any means. Mid 30's. I tell him "sit the fuck back down and mind your own business." He was shocked so he went back to his seat and spoke to his friend, then yelled across the theater "tell her to turn the fucking phone off" because she was still texting her mom. Well, I got up and walked over to him. I had a wife beater on and by this point, my blood was boiling and the Test, EQ, and Anavar in me had me veined up and pumped like a mofo. It was funny because in the wolverine movie, hugh jackman looks pretty buff but when I got up, I made Hugh look like a school girl. I walked over to this guy and told him "come outside right now and let me punch your face in so I can enjoy the rest of the movie." He just looked at me and sat there in fear and I said "well you gonna do something about it?.....thought so. PUSSY" and everyone in the movies was watching and started laughing at what happened. The guy got up and RAN out, leaving his friend.

When we got out of the movies, the manager (who was my girl's cousin) came over to me and said "...this guy ran out of the movies saying some lunatic was going to kill him. That was SO you!"

It was really funny because the whole theater was watching this go on and it was in the middle of a movie. I get incidences all the time though on the highway where some hot shot will cut me off and give the finger. I'll rip my shirt off in a rage and yell at him to pull over and they just turn there heads and keep driving.

Disclaimer: there is no such thing as 'roid rage.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Over the spring I was in the movie theaters with my girl. We were watching the Wolverine Xmen movie. She pulled out her cell phone (on vibrate so no noise) because her mom texted her and she had the phone very low out of anybody's site and was being very discreet. We were also sitting in the corner and it was literally impossible for anybody to spot her using her cell phone....well, somehow this douchebag in the back of the theatres saw it and was very upset.

So she's texting back to her mom and then right from behind me I hear "tell her to turn off the phone." The guy is maybe 6'2, 230lbs, strong looking but not a bodybuilder or athlete by any means. Mid 30's. I tell him "sit the fuck back down and mind your own business." He was shocked so he went back to his seat and spoke to his friend, then yelled across the theater "tell her to turn the fucking phone off" because she was still texting her mom. Well, I got up and walked over to him. I had a wife beater on and by this point, my blood was boiling and the Test, EQ, and Anavar in me had me veined up and pumped like a mofo. It was funny because in the wolverine movie, hugh jackman looks pretty buff but when I got up, I made Hugh look like a school girl. I walked over to this guy and told him "come outside right now and let me punch your face in so I can enjoy the rest of the movie." He just looked at me and sat there in fear and I said "well you gonna do something about it?.....thought so. PUSSY" and everyone in the movies was watching and started laughing at what happened. The guy got up and RAN out, leaving his friend.

When we got out of the movies, the manager (who was my girl's cousin) came over to me and said "...this guy ran out of the movies saying some lunatic was going to kill him. That was SO you!"

It was really funny because the whole theater was watching this go on and it was in the middle of a movie. I get incidences all the time though on the highway where some hot shot will cut me off and give the finger. I'll rip my shirt off in a rage and yell at him to pull over and they just turn there heads and keep driving.

Disclaimer: there is no such thing as 'roid rage.

ahhhhhh, thats a great story. nothing gives a feeling of satisfaction like punking someone out that is trying to show off at your expense.

 

[doublebicep]

Over the spring I was in the movie theaters with my girl. We were watching the Wolverine Xmen movie. She pulled out her cell phone (on vibrate so no noise) because her mom texted her and she had the phone very low out of anybody's site and was being very discreet. We were also sitting in the corner and it was literally impossible for anybody to spot her using her cell phone....well, somehow this douchebag in the back of the theatres saw it and was very upset.

So she's texting back to her mom and then right from behind me I hear "tell her to turn off the phone." The guy is maybe 6'2, 230lbs, strong looking but not a bodybuilder or athlete by any means. Mid 30's. I tell him "sit the fuck back down and mind your own business." He was shocked so he went back to his seat and spoke to his friend, then yelled across the theater "tell her to turn the fucking phone off" because she was still texting her mom. Well, I got up and walked over to him. I had a wife beater on and by this point, my blood was boiling and the Test, EQ, and Anavar in me had me veined up and pumped like a mofo. It was funny because in the wolverine movie, hugh jackman looks pretty buff but when I got up, I made Hugh look like a school girl. I walked over to this guy and told him "come outside right now and let me punch your face in so I can enjoy the rest of the movie." He just looked at me and sat there in fear and I said "well you gonna do something about it?.....thought so. PUSSY" and everyone in the movies was watching and started laughing at what happened. The guy got up and RAN out, leaving his friend.

Sounds like the guy was being a dick and you probably made him piss himself so he had to leave. Roid rage? Nope, you just provided some much needed coaching on his mannors.

Fun movie...I hope he did not spoil it for you.