Fuckin chicken heads

[KillahBee]

Long story short, I'm down here in Ft Worth for a golf tourney. Just me and some doof kid I work with (he's a good cat tho). So, we end up hitting it off with our suite bartender (suprise, suprise). Funny thing was, she was giving it to him hard, which was awesome to see since he's a doof and all. So, she asked if her and her 2 friends (Tracy and Krystal) could come to dinner with us. At first I was like, fuck that, nappy head dishrag just wants a free meal, but then she noted that they would pay for their part.

However, I know those pigs aren't gonna offer it up come check time. So, what is my move?

A) if her friends are hot, then pay for it
B) if her friends are busted, then make them pay for their meals
C) if one friend is hot and one is busted, make the piggy pay for her trough
D) pay for it all anyway, then take them directly back to the hotel (across the street) and triple team em while the doof videotapes
E) make them pay for themselves AND us, then rape em
F) At check time excuse myself to the bathroom, jump out the window, go to a local titty bar and jerk off all over myself
G) Take a shit on the table during dinner and say, "Pay for that, bumpkin"

 

[Cutiebaby]

G would be the best bet

 

[Sub-Zero]

woo woo chicken chicken, woo woo chicken heads

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm leaning towards F.

Dude, your gonna miss the Ryder Cup this year, aren't you?

 

[Sub-Zero]

serious answer would be, if their company at the dinner table is worth the meal and you think their company may extend past the dinner, then pay, if not, call them out and not pay for them.


have the money ready, or more or less ready, and if you dont wanna pay for them when the time comes, and they are tryin to skip bill, throw your money on the table (to coveryour meal)_ and just walk out

 

[KillahBee]

serious answer would be, if their company at the dinner table is worth the meal and you think their company may extend past the dinner, then pay, if not, call them out and not pay for them.


have the money ready, or more or less ready, and if you dont wanna pay for them when the time comes, and they are tryin to skip bill, throw your money on the table (to coveryour meal)_ and just walk out

Yeah, but I don't believe I should pay for someone's company or sex. Might as well skip the steak and get a tute.

They should pay me. For being in the presence of my fucing hair

 

[Smurfy]

i know this thread was a joke, but really just wait and see how it all pans out. Im sure you can figure it out as you go along. youre a big boy (not in the literal sense)

 

[Sub-Zero]

Yeah, but I don't believe I should pay for someone's company or sex. Might as well skip the steak and get a tute.

They should pay me. For being in the presence of my fucing hair

so then theres your answer...they arnt worth buying a dinner for, so dont.

have your end of the money ready, if they wont pay, smack your cash down and get out of there

 

[jack sparrow]

I meant next year.

 

[KillahBee]

I meant next year.

I have nvr done anything at the ryder unfrtnly

 

[KillahBee]

caveat-my meal is billed back to the client. I betv he would let me pay for their meal if I told him they were hot

 

[jackangel]

i'm having serious trouble deciding between E and F, damn you for providing such choices.

 

[KillahBee]

fuck, fckn doof told em we couldn't chabge dinner res to 5 ppl but we want to meet after. waiting for their response fckn amateur

 

[KillahBee]

ok...we're mtng them after dnnr

 

[Smurfy]

what's with the text msg format of your posts lol dork


btw PANTSprty

 

[KillahBee]

I am typing from my new pocket pc

 

[Sub-Zero]

I am typing from my new pocket pc

hahha nice

 

[Smurfy]

I am typing from my new pocket pc

pocket pool

 

[string_bean00]

woo woo chicken chicken, woo woo chicken heads

dude you're on a hypnotize minds roll tonight huh

 

[Sub-Zero]

dude you're on a hypnotize minds roll tonight huh

haha i actually havnt listened to that song in a couple years, im glad someoene gets it though

 

[Scotsman]

There is absolutely no reason why you can't pull G and then do F.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

SO, we ended up meeting them out after dinner and HOLY GOD I'm glad they didn't eat with us. Friend #1 was quite older and not what we would call "attractive" (although she ended up being the coolest of the 3, so that was good). Friend #2 was about as useful as tits on a bull (and about as attractive too).

Red Head was a crazy pasty drunk too. She let me bite her a lot, so she passed that test. My boy didn't Pipi (sp?) Longstocking her, so I may take her down tonite, since I've never has a fire crotch before. Plus she's obviously a cougar-in-training, so she must be a hellcat in the sack

 

[swole]

good work.

plz kp us updted.ktx.

 

[Phaded]

what if you start taking off her pants and she's a fucken dude lol..

that would make this top 10 ef threads ever..

 

[string_bean00]

what if you start taking off her pants and she's a fucken dude lol..

that would make this top 10 ef threads ever..

I doubt anyone would post up and admit that if it actually happened

 

[bw1]

G would be the best bet

I'm with Angel

 

[Sub-Zero]

I doubt anyone would post up and admit that if it actually happened

if that happened, the first thing id do after the sex would be to come and make a thread on elite about it. id never tell my IRL friends though, except my brother

 

[string_bean00]

if that happened, the first thing id do after the sex would be to come and make a thread on elite about it. id never tell my IRL friends though, except my brother

yeah I'd be doing the same. I'd def make a thread and post pics if possible but no one I know in real life could ever know about it or I'd have to kill them.

 

[Yarg!]

Long story short, I'm down here in Ft Worth for a golf tourney. Just me and some doof kid I work with (he's a good cat tho). So, we end up hitting it off with our suite bartender (suprise, suprise). Funny thing was, she was giving it to him hard, which was awesome to see since he's a doof and all. So, she asked if her and her 2 friends (Tracy and Krystal) could come to dinner with us. At first I was like, fuck that, nappy head dishrag just wants a free meal, but then she noted that they would pay for their part.

However, I know those pigs aren't gonna offer it up come check time. So, what is my move?

A) if her friends are hot, then pay for it
B) if her friends are busted, then make them pay for their meals
C) if one friend is hot and one is busted, make the piggy pay for her trough
D) pay for it all anyway, then take them directly back to the hotel (across the street) and triple team em while the doof videotapes
E) make them pay for themselves AND us, then rape em
F) At check time excuse myself to the bathroom, jump out the window, go to a local titty bar and jerk off all over myself
G) Take a shit on the table during dinner and say, "Pay for that, bumpkin"

hmm hard to say. how hot is the bar tender? maybe u can judge by association. also if shes ugly, maybe her friends are the hot ones and shes the playa hater of the group. this is a tricky ass situation. maybe what i would do is eat a really cheap home cooked meal and tell your friend to do the same so youre full and come dinner time you can subsist on the free water at the restaurant. so if those bitches dont pay up, you wont lose alot of money. oh and also if they keep hinting they arent gonna pay during the night and theyre not hot, engage evasive manuevers and get the hell out of there.

edit: should have read the whole thread first: good job KB

 

[Megalomaniac]

If they were hot I was going to say H.) Give me a call and I'll fly down and pay for dinner as long as I get my share.

 

[Mr. dB]

 

[string_bean00]

"Chickenheads"(feat. DJ Paul, La Chat, Juicy J)

[chorus]
bwok bwok, chicken chicken
bwok bwok, chicken heads (boy please whateva)
bwok bwok, chicken chicken
bwok bwok, chicken heads
[x4]

[Project Pat]
bald-head skally-wag
ain't got no hair in back
gelled up weaved up
yo hair is messed
need to get bout' a hustle mission
get up on loot run to beautican
run game until the game is gravy
that don't mean spend cheese fa tha baby
(bwok bwok) on a stalk stalk for a bootleg
(bwok bwok) pretty walk walk givin out head
ain't a thang eat a chicken wang
got some gold teeth
at da club tryin ta shake that thang
tryin ta get piece
chicken chicken always into some dumb shit
shuolda paid ya light bill
you bought a outfit
stay at ya mammy house
and keep a smart mouth
its Project Memphis Tenn represent tha south
so pass tha dro-dro and we gone stay tickin
full of that mo mo holla at a chicken

[Chorus]

[Lil Chat]
yeah you like my outfit
don't even fake the deal
i thought you said you had your girl on the light bill

[Project Pat]
always in my face
talkin this and that
girl i had to buy some rims for da Cadilac

[Lil Chat]
you riding clean
but ya gas tank is on E
be stepping out ain't no descent shoes on ya feet

[Project Pat]
that's just the meter broke
youn't know'cha talkin bout
anyway them new Jordans finna come out

[Lil Chat]
hate see ya in a club
ya mobbin wit a mug
know that ya ridin wit ya boy
ya nothing but a scrub

[Project Pat]
but he was with me
that's when you hated
cause when i got up on ya friend ya damn-near fainted

[Lil Chat]
i sho did
in our face drankin on that "yak"
moutth fulla golds but yo ass need some tic tacs

[Project Pat]
what? you need some gum
breath like some thunder
what you lookin at
i don't want yo phone number
(boy please whateva)

[Chorus]

[Dj Paul]
now these chicken head hoes see this platinum thick as white gold
see the 20 inch Pirelli's roll
mane thank the vogues
dodgin all my foes
ridin Cady truck wit dvd
a flock of broads follow me
from the club to break they knees
knowin that's all i want
straight out tha club
tha rest ain't smellin right
the last thang on they mind is freshin up
its goin down tonight
weave in they head
weed in they purse
still crunk
baby seats all across the back wit close in the trunk

[Juicy J]
i been known to hold my own
i been known to ride on chrome
i been known to flip a platinum watch wit the diamond stones
i'm the fool supplyin tha dro
i'm tha fool supplyin tha blow
i'm tha playa who got u chicken heads knockin at my do
tellin me that you diggin me
tellin me i'm yo man to be
girlfriend its gone cost a fee
get yo rags and work that streets
pay ya boy and make me rich
so we keep them swisher's lit
(???) yo fees we count them g's
cashin it from all you chicks

 

[KillahBee]

damn yo, the couger (Traci) wants me to come out tonite. she's probably a 5. Even tho 5's are 8's when you're on the road, I still don't think I want any of that.

 

[nimbus]

rofl @ make the piggy pay for her trough

 

[samoth]

Hmm... I always wondered where the term, "woo woo chicken head shit" came from.

 

[the_clockwork]

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