fuck you get your own

[Sub-Zero]

i hate it when i make food in my own home and vultures try and grab at my shit...

i just got home from the gym and start making some pasta chicken, and like 20 people roll in with a keg, and like 5 people start asking me for some of my food, im like
"nah, if i give it to you everyones gunna want it and then i wont get any of my own food"

so theyr like yah cool whatever

so its annoying enough, but i walk from the kitchen to my room with my food, and one of my gay roomates (actually gay, woke up in a dudes bed), grabs at a piece of the chicken on my plate.

it took everything i had not to drop my food on the floor and punch his fuckin face, so instead i just smacked his hand away from my plate.

hes like

"oh so its like that /gay laugh"

and in my Tim allen manly voice i go "yah back the fuck up off my food".

some of my friends were like

"ohh that smells so good" but really that was drunk savenger talk for "please please please give me some".

motherfuckers, get out of my house, this isnt a dinner party...

 

[SpyWizard]

spit in it, then offer it up..

 

[Sub-Zero]

spit in it, then offer it up..

i should make an exlax batch and give it to all the annoying scavengers

 

[Cardinal Slin]

yeah yeah - tell them sorry brahs but you need all the food you can get your hands on to add weight to the anorexic frame of yours and become a serious powerlifter

 

[ortiz34]

dump all your eca's in it

 

[1500]

do those fellas not know that you will fucking crush them with your bare hands?

 

[pdaddyII]

Pics of hot naked drunk chicks


kthnxbye

 

[iggy]

dude i can TOTALLY relate. so many of my roomates friends, and a couple of shady aquaintences i know are ALWAYS trying to eat all my food. wish i could hide most of it. but its kinda hard to hide milk, eggs, salmon, tuna, and chicken without spoiling them.

 

[pdaddyII]

dude i can TOTALLY relate. so many of my roomates friends, and a couple of shady aquaintences i know are ALWAYS trying to eat all my food. wish i could hide most of it. but its kinda hard to hide milk, eggs, salmon, tuna, and chicken without spoiling them.

Mini fridge with a padlock, keep that shit in your room.

 

[iggy]

Mini fridge with a padlock, keep that shit in your room.

had it. my dad took it. he said he needed it for beer and diet pop for mix drinks in his garage/workshop (hes a carpenter) up back home more than i needed it in my apartment. sad thing was it was a gift. he was like, "dammit, i gave you life, at least you could give me that mini fridge!"

sad story.
lol

 

[pdaddyII]

had it. my dad took it. he said he needed it for beer and diet pop for mix drinks in his garage/workshop (hes a carpenter) up back home more than i needed it in my apartment. sad thing was it was a gift. he was like, "dammit, i gave you life, at least you could give me that mini fridge!"

sad story.
lol

damn, sorry brah...RIP mini

 

[rnch]

mini fridges are dirt cheap on craigs list or ebay...ya cheap fucks.....

 

[Sub-Zero]

had it. my dad took it. he said he needed it for beer and diet pop for mix drinks in his garage/workshop (hes a carpenter) up back home more than i needed it in my apartment. sad thing was it was a gift. he was like, "dammit, i gave you life, at least you could give me that mini fridge!"

sad story.
lol

luckily i have the reputation for having attitude/anger problems and have punched holes in enough walls for people to know not to steal my food...cause if i find out im comin for them.

they just try and take my food as im cooking it like its a fucking buffet or something.

ur situation sounds shittier

 

[chris302001]

luckily i have the reputation for having attitude/anger problems and have punched holes in enough walls for people to know not to steal my food...cause if i find out im comin for them.

they just try and take my food as im cooking it like its a fucking buffet or something.

ur situation sounds shittier

 

[Sub-Zero]

 

[nimbus]

i hate it when i make food in my own home and vultures try and grab at my shit...

i just got home from the gym and start making some pasta chicken, and like 20 people roll in with a keg, and like 5 people start asking me for some of my food, im like
"nah, if i give it to you everyones gunna want it and then i wont get any of my own food"

so theyr like yah cool whatever

so its annoying enough, but i walk from the kitchen to my room with my food, and one of my gay roomates (actually gay, woke up in a dudes bed), grabs at a piece of the chicken on my plate.

it took everything i had not to drop my food on the floor and punch his fuckin face, so instead i just smacked his hand away from my plate.

hes like

"oh so its like that /gay laugh"

and in my Tim allen manly voice i go "yah back the fuck up off my food".

some of my friends were like

"ohh that smells so good" but really that was drunk savenger talk for "please please please give me some".

motherfuckers, get out of my house, this isnt a dinner party...

I stabbed andrew h through his hand with my fork when he grabbed a piece of steak from my salad at applebees
barely went past the skin but he bled

 

[Sub-Zero]

I stabbed andrew h through his hand with my fork when he grabbed a piece of steak from my salad at applebees
barely went past the skin but he bled

hahah i remember that, and i approve.

 

[nimbus]

hahah i remember that, and i approve.

you weren't there were you?

 

[shrimp poboy]

get ur own place

 

[ortiz34]

wtf is going on in here?

 

[Razorguns]

How on earth do u have 20 strangers in your house??? your roommate invites the entire frat house over every evening?

r

 

[Sub-Zero]

How on earth do u have 20 strangers in your house??? your roommate invites the entire frat house over every evening?

r

i knew most of them.

its not easy to have a million people over...7 of us live here...so we each bring 3 friends its already over 20

 

[chewyxrage]

I used to be in the exact same situation. One of my roommates would always have 10-15 people over 3 or 4 times during the week to drink.

I always eat scrambled eggs/turkey/peppers for supper. Fuckers would like reach in the pan and grab chunks of eggs. Who the fuck does that?


Nothing beats having your own place. It's worth the extra bit of cash you have to spend.