Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

[jh1]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

This shit's what I have to look forward to?

God damnit.

My days of shooting fish in a barrel are over, apparently.

No more white powder lubricant to get things moving.

 

[jnevin]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

Nah, don't worry. Chicks don't walk up to fat dudes.

LOL. Sweet. So like, when I waddle up to them, is it cool or not cool if I'm wearing shorts in the winter and a t-shirt with some kind of comic book carachter? Should I shave my patchy beard, or leave it? Do I offer food? These things I must know.

 

[jerkbox]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

don't worry jnev, I'm sure you can convince fishtales to make an assvatar for you too bro.

 

[heatherrae]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

LOL. Sweet. So like, when I waddle up to them, is it cool or not cool if I'm wearing shorts in the winter and a t-shirt with some kind of comic book carachter? Should I shave my patchy beard, or leave it? Do I offer food? These things I must know.

Tell them that you have copies of "The Princess Bride" and the entire series of "Star Trek" on DVD if she wants to come over. You'll even microwave her a burrito.

 

[jh1]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

Tell them that you have copies of "The Princess Bride" and the entire series of "Star Trek" on DVD if she wants to come over. You'll even microwave her a burrito.

I am pretty sure that shit, especially the burrito, would get your motor running @ this point...

 

[jackangel]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

hey now, there's nothing wrong with princess bride...one of the best flicks ever.

 

[jnevin]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

Tell them that you have copies of "The Princess Bride" and the entire series of "Star Trek" on DVD if she wants to come over. You'll even microwave her a burrito.

In english? Or klingon?

 

[Cutiebaby]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

dude you need to stop being scared...Shoulda just walked up to that shit and started a convo.

 

[jackangel]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine a

dude you need to stop being scared...Shoulda just walked up to that shit and started a convo.

lol!

 

[heatherrae]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

In english? Or klingon?

Klingon for the skinny nerds. English for the fatties like me who only want you for your burrito.