Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

[jnevin]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

Klingon for the skinny nerds. English for the fatties like me who only want you for your burrito.

I think I've been making this more difficult than it has to be.

 

[jh1]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

Fuggin Thread Hijackers..

 

[jnevin]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

Fuggin Thread Hijackers..

We're just taking your pathetic story and making it something entertaining is all. Don't hate, sucka.

 

[bigbox]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

lol years ago me and some friends ended up in a sex toy shop in dayton, and i came up with this "brilliant" idea to pick up women, bought an 18" thing, tied it down my leg and let it hang out of my shorts at the pool. I got one hell of a reaction off of it, left one girl completely disappointed though!!! Most people just laughed like hell though!!! It was a great conversation starter.

 

[heatherrae]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

lol years ago me and some friends ended up in a sex toy shop in dayton, and i came up with this "brilliant" idea to pick up women, bought an 18" thing, tied it down my leg and let it hang out of my shorts at the pool. I got one hell of a reaction off of it, left one girl completely disappointed though!!! Most people just laughed like hell though!!! It was a great conversation starter.

You should have just used the fake one on her. Easy peasy!

 

[wootoom]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine ass girl walking right at me when I get out of my car at the grocery..

your the man

 

[Spartacus]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine a

in all seriousness though, i have a friend who bumps into girls at the bar so he can start talking to them. it works maybe 3/4 times, but he gets called out 1/10 times.

chciks will bump into you too
find a club not too packed
and also not too "spacey"

so there's enough close traffic and they can make their move

their not going to cross the space in an "open" club and bump you
but in a moderately crowded club they can brush/bump by you with a little "extra"
that's your bait

 

[swole]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine a

i would have made sure she knew that I wasn't paying attention to her, yes, not paying attention to her as i walked in and go the opposite side of the store as her

then accidentally go down the same aisle as her, point to something she's looking at and say something stupid, like a suggestion or corny joke...then...start to walk away...then as if at first you didn't give a shit but then you kinda do, turn around and give her an opener

ask for an opinion on something

do not ask for a number right away, speak in statements, highlight your life somehow

i swear this shit really works, be cool and laid back homey, press the right buttons

 

[jh1]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine a

i would have made sure she knew that I wasn't paying attention to her, yes, not paying attention to her as i walked in and go the opposite side of the store as her

then accidentally go down the same aisle as her, point to something she's looking at and say something stupid, like a suggestion or corny joke...then...start to walk away...then as if at first you didn't give a shit but then you kinda do, turn around and give her an opener

ask for an opinion on something

do not ask for a number right away, speak in statements, highlight your life somehow

i swear this shit really works, be cool and laid back homey, press the right buttons

She was walking to her car, in the parking lot.

 

[bigbox]

Re: Fuck Me Running... I have no idea what the hell to do in these situations. Fine a

i would have made sure she knew that I wasn't paying attention to her, yes, not paying attention to her as i walked in and go the opposite side of the store as her

then accidentally go down the same aisle as her, point to something she's looking at and say something stupid, like a suggestion or corny joke...then...start to walk away...then as if at first you didn't give a shit but then you kinda do, turn around and give her an opener

ask for an opinion on something

do not ask for a number right away, speak in statements, highlight your life somehow

i swear this shit really works, be cool and laid back homey, press the right buttons

Then run over her with your car out in the parking lot, or smash into her car. That way you'll have plenty of time for conversation while waiting for the ambulance or cops to show up!!!