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Well Big brother Val you would have a tuff time taken this asshole down. No offense, but don't assume he is an asshole for dumping a beer on somebody.
Here is the story.
We were at a keg party, but everybody was asked to bring a 5th of something with them. Well this was a Diverse group of people, but many of them are tractor drivers for UPS, therefore the are well paid people. Anyway, my friend has worked for UPS 11 years through high school and college. His reputation at work is a very relaxed nice guy. However I know better of him. He is a yank fireball that take zero shit off anybody. Well the were all getting hammered having a great time and we were standing at the keg and the lady walks up and grabs the hose and points it at him(guess she was flirting with him) anyway he just said “if you squirt me with that I am going to dump this beer on your head.” He was in a silk suit. Anyway, she did it and so did he. Well she just walked off very pissed. Another friend was in the main room where the huffed into. She did not know that the majority of these guys new Six String. Our other close friend told us after next day that she was trying to get somebody to kick his ass. They told her is Six String got out of character like that that she must have been at fault and the party went on without a hitch. She left for about an hour and came back all cleaned up. She ask six string to come out back with her, so he did. He first of said he was sorry, but he means what he says unlike some people, then he turned around and came back in, not given her time to say what she was going to say. Well normal party is coming to an end at about 4am and we are about to leave and Six String looks over at her and say Sherry can you give me a ride home? He was just rubbing it in and she said YES! Well he called me at about 11am Sunday morning and asked me to come get him at her house.
What the hell was this girl thinking?? I thought maybe because she could not get anybody to take up for her that he must be somebody or something. I don’t know what the hell she was thinking???
If I would tell you in person instead of typing it you would more understand where I was coming from. It was one of the top ten funniest things I ever saw.
Here is the story.
We were at a keg party, but everybody was asked to bring a 5th of something with them. Well this was a Diverse group of people, but many of them are tractor drivers for UPS, therefore the are well paid people. Anyway, my friend has worked for UPS 11 years through high school and college. His reputation at work is a very relaxed nice guy. However I know better of him. He is a yank fireball that take zero shit off anybody. Well the were all getting hammered having a great time and we were standing at the keg and the lady walks up and grabs the hose and points it at him(guess she was flirting with him) anyway he just said “if you squirt me with that I am going to dump this beer on your head.” He was in a silk suit. Anyway, she did it and so did he. Well she just walked off very pissed. Another friend was in the main room where the huffed into. She did not know that the majority of these guys new Six String. Our other close friend told us after next day that she was trying to get somebody to kick his ass. They told her is Six String got out of character like that that she must have been at fault and the party went on without a hitch. She left for about an hour and came back all cleaned up. She ask six string to come out back with her, so he did. He first of said he was sorry, but he means what he says unlike some people, then he turned around and came back in, not given her time to say what she was going to say. Well normal party is coming to an end at about 4am and we are about to leave and Six String looks over at her and say Sherry can you give me a ride home? He was just rubbing it in and she said YES! Well he called me at about 11am Sunday morning and asked me to come get him at her house.
What the hell was this girl thinking?? I thought maybe because she could not get anybody to take up for her that he must be somebody or something. I don’t know what the hell she was thinking???
If I would tell you in person instead of typing it you would more understand where I was coming from. It was one of the top ten funniest things I ever saw.
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