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Spanky11
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
later, a loud bloodcurdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The
bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my
customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and
every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
later, a loud bloodcurdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The
bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my
customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and
every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
