French fries cause cancer

[Dr.M]

The latest study I just read on AOL news. Life is such a fucking cruel joke. Nearly everything that tastes good, feels good, etc., is bad for you. I try to eat baked potatoes from Wendy's, but they taste like shit compared to french fries.

VEGETABLE OIL IS EVIL (no not veggies).

 

[sereneman]

No, of course not! Only french fries and masterbation.... I think.

If masturbation caused cancer, I would have been dead a long,long, time ago.

 

[Bikini Mod]

But only if you use VEGETABLE OIL, silly!

 

[rnch]

re: french fries cause cancer

if this is true, i shudda been dead 10 years ago!!!!!!!

NEXT, some fool will say the caffine in my coffee causes cancer........

 

[Frackal]

God you guys are pussies...next thing we'll hear is that meth generates free radicals or something

 

[Jimsbbc]

Don't you EVER say that about McD's!!!

I mean, NOT EVER!!!

BMOM - I hate to break it to you, but Jack has the best fries! Ok, well, he is getting damn close, too close to call. I'd take Jack in his crack over McyD's nuts anyday.

 

[sereneman]

BMOM - I hate to break it to you, but Jack has the best fries! Ok, well, he is getting damn close, too close to call. I'd take Jack in his crack over McyD's nuts anyday.

This reminds me of a story that has nothing to do with french fries but it does involve Jack in the Crack.
When I was 23, My roommate and I and a couple of girls were playing quarters. Ah, the good ole days. One of the girls suggested that we play strip quarters. After we all got naked, we drove to jack in the Box in my friend's Suzuki Samuri. You should have seen the look on the guy's face that took our order. He said very enthusiastically, "Can I come to your Party?" We were always doing crazy shit like that. Miss those days.

 

[cockdezl]

There is NO study showing French Fries CAUSE cancer. The media doesn't care a thing about CORRELATIONS and CAUSATIONS, they are about sensationalism.

 

[Dr.M]

Carl's Junior here has the best fries, Jack in the Crack sucks in the fries department.

 

[casavant]

But only if you use VEGETABLE OIL, silly!

I actually do jack off with vegetable oil. I've posted about it before. It has a perfect blend of silkiness and viscosity, is nearly odor free, and causes zero irritation. Oh, and it's also really cheap. I've got Astroglide around, but it sucks for wacking because of the way it wicks away heat and evaporates entirely too quickly. It takes me a while to get one off even when I'm wacking, so I don't like having to reapply all the time and then deal with the sticky gooey mess afterward. Veggie oil all the way, baby.

Just thought I'd share.