Freak Show's playing hookey from work today!

[Freak Show]

Smoke em if ya got em! I slept like shit. Got like 4 hours of interrupted sleep. I couldn't bear the thought of screwin up my workout today so i called in! Actually, I just hate that place and will do anything to avoid it. This reminds me of high school when I'd skip, like, every other monday. Hated that place too. Actually this is ALOT like highschool cuz i ain't gettin laid now either!! Deja Vu!

 

[Phemomena]

hehe... i'm home too... but i just got off a plane about 5 hours ago... red eyes SUCK!!!

 

[Freak Show]

admit it. you stayed home for me. its that connection we got phem. You knew i'd be home. Hey, what am i thinking about right now, phem?

*freak show is slapped repeatedly*

 

[smallmovesal]

you're thinking of my spicy, juicy...

















spaghetti that is in my fridge and i'm about to eat.

 

[Freak Show]

mmmmmm......pasgetti

 

[the nature boy]

all this means is that Freak Show will be masterbating in the daylight hours as opposed to his normal evening J.O. routine. The real question is if he'll put peanutbutter on his ball sack for his dog to lick off or not. That's what the world is waiting to find out.

 

[danielson]

mmmmmm......pasgetti

lol

i scanned that twice for innuendo before i realised it was a typo

 

[smallmovesal]

it's a saying danielson... jeez you damn english

 

[Freak Show]

all this means is that Freak Show will be masterbating in the daylight hours as opposed to his normal evening J.O. routine. The real question is if he'll put peanutbutter on his ball sack for his dog to lick off or not. That's what the world is waiting to find out.

Um. I have a cat. She hates peanutbutter. but the other stuff you say is dead-on.

 

[danielson]

it's a saying danielson... jeez you damn english

lol

my bad

 

[the nature boy]

Um. I have a cat. She hates peanutbutter. but the other stuff you say is dead-on.

yeah, nothing like a good old afternoon self-romp in the hay. nice change of pace.

 

[smallmovesal]

freak show's day off

 

[thefantom1]

Even Freak Show has to take a day off once in a while from working the bathrooms at the "ManHole" bar....

 

[the nature boy]

Even Freak Show has to take a day off once in a while from working the bathrooms at the "ManHole" bar....

did you know the mayor of Chicago gave Freak Show the Key to the city? actually it was the key to Boys Town.

 

[Freak Show]

both of you are mistaken. This was for "research" only. Purely scientific.

 

[the nature boy]

both of you are mistaken. This was for "research" only. Purely scientific.

No way!!!! That's the excuse I use too!!! Er, I mean that's what my friend says.

 

[TheProject]

No way!!!! That's the excuse I use too!!! Er, I mean that's what my friend says.

Uh huh, sure... how's your "friend's" chicken wing research coming?