FrankenCracker at 315 lbs

[sofakingdel]

"Kids run Barneys gone Mad" that purple shirt is NICE Bigcracker.

 

[BigCracker]

"Kids run Barneys gone Mad" that purple shirt is NICE Bigcracker.

I love you...you love me...let's go out and kill Bar-ney!!! I think Mr Rogers is the only show that's more gheyyyy!!! Fucking alcoholic just like Cap Kangaroo.

 

[sofakingdel]

I heard Mr. Rogers was a Marine sniper. Thats why he wore that sweater to cover up his hardcorp tats.

I love you...you love me...let's go out and kill Bar-ney!!! I think Mr Rogers is the only show that's more gheyyyy!!! Fucking alcoholic just like Cap Kangaroo.

 

[Skallagrimson]

the fuck you talking about "no muscle"?? You fucking look awesome.......absolutely no reason a man should get leaner than that, unless you really want to step on a stage in little posing trunks with a strap going up your ass. Lookin good bro.....

Seriously cool quote!

 

[drrman]

Jesus H. Christ you guys are tough to please. Today I'll try to find some 240 lb guy at the gym (that I dwarf) and make the poor bastard stand next to me in a pic to show scale. BTW-my legs are not shown in the pic-and they are very big-which might be why I don't look as heavy as I am???

I agree, im 260 and you are a lot thicker than me bro! 270 my ass, you definitely look 300+

 

[drrman]

I heard Mr. Rogers was a Marine sniper. Thats why he wore that sweater to cover up his hardcorp tats.

complete bullshit, search the net, even snopes.com, isn't true

but it was a good story

 

[Jabs]

Pretty damn cut in that pic, why don't you compete your frame looks like it could handle it? Anyway, thanks for posting the pics. I can only dream of having wheels like yours...

 

[CO B-man]

Here's a sexier pic as promised.I'll even show my dbol moonface cuz I don't give a fuck. I wore my purple guido wifebeater for all of you Prince fans. Now before you click, mentally sing YMCA to yourself while the pic opens for max boner effect.

My most miniscule pose. I think I saw a vein once when the light was just right?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/3tudate.jpg

Here it is. Scientific proof of the Evolutionary Theory! We did evolve from gorillas!

 

[BigCracker]

Here it is. Scientific proof of the Evolutionary Theory! We did evolve from gorillas!

I'll teach your old lady to eat my banana like this.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/bananasuckgif.gif

 

[redsamurai]

I think that last pic definitely gives a better perspective on how big you are.......I'm 294 with the exact same condition......except that I YES the shit out of my face......I hate moonbol face. Now go take a picture with some 165 pound stock broker stretched over your back ala lex lugars torture rack!!