For SATANIC GOATSLAYER's eyes ONLY!!!

[Snuka]

Hey Goatslayer,

I got a question for ya....

I realize that I don't know you, but you're the only one I can trust.

WELL, as you know, this is a fitness board. AND, a lot of people on this site have made the choice to take steroids in hopes of improving their physiques. Right?....

And, since steroids are illegal, many people have problems obtaining these compounds- counterfeits, rip-offs, fakes, lack of availability, etc. etc.

Anyway, I was browsing pics of 'roids on another board and when I read that it was for horses, dogs and cats,
a light bulb went off in my head. It wasn't a bright light, by any means, but it was a light, nonetheless.

WHAT IF I went down to the local ASPCA and adopted the sickliest, homliest, weakest dog in the lot, then brought him to a veterinarian who would then give me a prescription for the drugs???

SO, I was really writing to ask you 2 questions:
1) Will this work?
2) How to I get rid of the dog once he's served his purpose, either ceremoniously or otherwise?

Thanks in advance.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Malnutritioned dogs?

Normally, I would suggest moving to a European country (or otherwise) with legalized steroids, devising a plan to disgiuse said products and mailing it back to your home country.

That being said, I cannot help you with North American (which I assume you are, excuse me if I'm wrong) laws pertaining to prescription animal drugs.

Considering the fact that we have a sick dog, the plan of attack grows a bit more complicated though. In my eyes, we have no concrete blueprints. This prompts me to suggest a rather simplistic approach to repairing this situation.

Shoot both of the dog's eyeballs out with a .177 caliber pellet gun, using a blunt-ended pellet. When it stumbles around aimlessly (as most animals would do, missing eyeballs and all) throw spears at it, attempting to avoid the vital organs.

Now, weathered and crippled, the dog should be less reluctant to be put down. Euthanize as you see fit, ceremoniously or otherwise.

I wish you well in the times to come.

Dogspeed.

 

[Snuka]

Ahhhhh....

You suggest to blow its eyes out with a pellet gun???

This is so it can live for a little while as you watch it blindly writhe around in circles yelping, right?!?!?

...brilliant!


Between you and me, Goat, I'd get more satisfaction out of dismembering and disemboweling a cat (who wouldn't?), but I fear that the veterinarian would give me lame-ass dosages for an 8-pound fleaball.

If you have any further advice, don't be bashful...

Thanks.

 

[Gilbyag]

 

[slickdadd]

holy shit look at sg's sig, lol

 

[AnotherRedHead]

Damn this dude is fucked up! But its funny, in a living in hell kinda way!!! LOL!

 

[bigmag]

so I'm not supposed to look at this right?

uuummmm.....ok!!!

 

[Frackal]

LOL @ SG's Signature.

 

[Jimsbbc]

but hey bro, do you think you could hook me up with some roids?????

 

[KAYNE]

YEAH RIGHT!!!

LIKE S.G. IS THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GOING TO LOOK AT THIS THREAD!!!


S.G......I LOVE YOUR SIG BRO!!!

SNUKA......WHY SHOULD YOU MAKE AN INNOCENT ANIMAL SUFFER FOR YOUR INABILITY TO AQUIRE STEROIDS!!!

MAY YOU DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FROM THAT DOG ATTACKING YOUR THROAT WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING!!!

KAYNE