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^^ btw, this is the third time I've done this.Jack Schitt said:
Fleshlight owners
- Thread starter jack sparrow
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youtube your first time with it.
What do you mean?PuddleMonkey said:
Vascular Freak
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I prefer a female mouth or pussy...
Jack Schitt said:
Record it and post up! I promise not to make fun of your peni.
I'm not sure this thing is gonna be able to take my girthPuddleMonkey said:
That was my first thought... but it stretches rather well!
Mine got here today
Jack your description of it is pretty accurate
I got the Ice ultra tight butthole model
Looks like a real starfish(with the obvious lack of dingleberries and shit stain). Kind of like a porn stars bleached anus
the thing has a odd smell. and the ass is so damn tight i can barely put my finger in it. I ordered a few jars of differing types of warming lube.
Ill keep everyone posted on how it feels to fuck the invisable asshole.
Jack your description of it is pretty accurate
I got the Ice ultra tight butthole model
Looks like a real starfish(with the obvious lack of dingleberries and shit stain). Kind of like a porn stars bleached anus
the thing has a odd smell. and the ass is so damn tight i can barely put my finger in it. I ordered a few jars of differing types of warming lube.
Ill keep everyone posted on how it feels to fuck the invisable asshole.
I just got done pounding mine about an hour ago.Mr. dB said:
Wow.
It's not the same thing as a real vag (obviously), but it comes damn close. I put the thing on the heat register for about an hour to warm it up.
Drank a glass of wine, threw in some lube, and the next thing I knew I was balls deep with no bitching. How cool is that?
Def worth the $$. I may do it again here soon
No, but I fantasized about it being the girl at the gas station. She looks like a little trampblueta2 said:
I'm gonna have to get her name one of these days.
I cornholed mine not 10 min ago
wow, the tight asshole feels fuckin real(minus the round ass slamming against my hips, and the normal crying and screaming associated with hard anal)
I think I am going to ordeer the pussy and mouth too
Id give this thing a definate thumbs up
wow, the tight asshole feels fuckin real(minus the round ass slamming against my hips, and the normal crying and screaming associated with hard anal)
I think I am going to ordeer the pussy and mouth too
Id give this thing a definate thumbs up
Wulfgar said:
Agreed.
Two thumbs up!!
Mr. dB said:
Cindylou for mine
redshirt27se
New member
how infrequently does one have to get laid in order to purchase one of these?
for realzzzzz
maybe i need to masturbate 1,000,000 more times before i get so sick of my own hand that i need to buy a plastic pussy.
for realzzzzz
maybe i need to masturbate 1,000,000 more times before i get so sick of my own hand that i need to buy a plastic pussy.
redshirt27se
New member
while there may be some FL owners who do laid a lot, i think its a huge stretch to say most of them do.Wulfgar said:
Wulfgar said:
Agreed.
Mr. dB said:
Agreed.
chadstallion
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just bought a fleshlight upon the recomendations from peeps on the LPSG.org Got me the clear Vortex; butt model. It, along with the outer shell that is necessary to have when jacking, plus some Gunoil lube and its almost as good as the real butt. and you dont have make stupid conversation, take it to movies, drinks or dinner. when finished just rinse the little fella out with some water and let dry.
i would still make stupid conversation, just makes me feel a little better and shit.
redsamurai
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holy shit, I actually checked out the website. You can freakin customize the inside of it......LMFAO!!! 
I gotta hear reviews on the different interior designs........did they make the buttshaft feel different than the pussy shaft? Or is the difference merely on the outside? I can't beleive i'm actually thinking of trying one of these things out........lol
I gotta hear reviews on the different interior designs........did they make the buttshaft feel different than the pussy shaft? Or is the difference merely on the outside? I can't beleive i'm actually thinking of trying one of these things out........lol
holy shit, I actually checked out the website. You can freakin customize the inside of it......LMFAO!!!
I gotta hear reviews on the different interior designs........did they make the buttshaft feel different than the pussy shaft? Or is the difference merely on the outside? I can't beleive i'm actually thinking of trying one of these things out........lol
the Stamina trainer model is great if u get the vag insert
I got the ultra tight butthole model( which ripped)
problem with the butthole model is it isnt like a real butthole. Is is SUPER tight all the way down. A real ass is tight at the sphincter, then more open as you penetrate the colon. then you kind of hit some other tight muscle as you get to the large intestine.
they fucked the asshole model up IMHO.
chadstallion
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LMAO!!!
