finally, a call

[SoreArms]

I'm sitting here bored as a mofo, thinking of places to go, people to call but not actually doing anything. Then my cell phone goes off, yes, my salvation, hope it's a chick "hello.......oh hi mom"

 

[BrothaBill]

Re: finally, I get a call to save me from boredom

please dont kill yourself

 

[GrandMaster]

Re: finally, I get a call to save me from boredom

boo-urns!

 

[foreigngirl]

bwhahahaha, what a bummer

 

[chewyxrage]

So.....? Did you hit it?

 

[GrandMaster]

oh jeez

 

[Raptorex]

someone left you a message over at Hammy's, some guy named John Wang?

 

[Lestat]

did you tell your mom you were hoping it was a hot chick?

 

[GrandMaster]

Hugh J. Rection?
wha?

 

[SoreArms]

So.....? Did you hit it?

you nasty motherfucker

 

[Whiskey]

Ahhhhhhhhh, that's sweet.

Whiskey

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I called you once... Did I make your day, or was it like...

Oh hi Frisky

 

[SoreArms]

I called you once... Did I make your day, or was it like...

Oh hi Frisky

I was like "yes, this must be one of those desperate and horny internet chicks"

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I was like "yes, this must be one of those desperate and horny internet chicks"

Then why did you refuse to have phone sex with me?

 

[*MissFit*]

whut's ur number doll face... the spinster is bored

I'm sitting here bored as a mofo, thinking of places to go, people to call but not actually doing anything. Then my cell phone goes off, yes, my salvation, hope it's a chick "hello.......oh hi mom"

 

[jrlex]

So.....? Did you hit it?

The microphone explodes, shattering the molds
Either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode
Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha bodies drop
Drop an don't copy yo, don't call this a co-opt
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of tha power dons
That five sided fist-a-gon
Tha rotten sore on tha face of mother earth gets bigger
Tha triggers cold empty ya purse

Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells.

 

[SoreArms]

I want to be Jackie Onassis
I want to wear a pair of dark sunglasses

 

[blut wump]

Nah, you don't talk to your mom in English.

 

[*MissFit*]

I wanna be a balloon

I want to be Jackie Onassis
I want to wear a pair of dark sunglasses

 

[Lestat]

did you have phone sex?