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Fina rage, just raged at TGI Fridays

TEXgrl said:


well, thats because you are always a gentleman first! :D

exactly. A person with no manners would have pulled his heart out and threw it on the floor or someshit. Since my mother raised me right and taught me to clean up after myself I would pull out his heart and stick it down his throat because it wouldn't leave as much of a mess. and I would have paid for the appetizers.

call me Mr. Classy.
 
During my first and only fina cycle, I went to a five star restaurant for Valentine's Day. Nothing went right from the time we ordered drinks till the time we took the last bite of our entree. I was steaming inside, but i kept my cool. I told my girl i was going to talk to the manager, and that it would be best if she just went to the bathroom for a while. I was furious inside, burning up, but keeping a calm exterior. I called the manager over, and calmly explained to him what had happened throughout the course of the meal. I told him that I could go to any Applebee's on a Friday night and get better food and better service than i got in his $60 a plate establishment. I then handed him my card, looked him right in the eye, and said, "I wouldn't dream of not paying because I'm a gentleman, but you will never receive the patronage of me or anyone I know that lives in the city for as long as you are in business."

He saw the look in my eyes, and probably smelled the testosterone coming out of my pores. He returned to the table with an apology, a $100 gift certificate, and he didn't charge me for the meal. I was so proud of myself for keeping cool that I could have shit in the parking lot, there was a big smile on my face for the rest of the night.
 
Yuo were doing them a service. Those doors you kicked off were just getting in peoles way anyway.
 
at first I was gonna say "classy" but after rethinking it, now I think "really classy" is more apropos

my vote is that you go back there every night for dinner, and randomly spaz out like that.
 
you guys should have witnessed the scene I caused when I was told that the coffee I was drinking was really Folgers Crystals and not the normal brewed coffee. I fucked that place up. That Four Seasons will never be the same after that.
 
bigguns7 said:
During my first and only fina cycle, I went to a five star restaurant for Valentine's Day. Nothing went right from the time we ordered drinks till the time we took the last bite of our entree. I was steaming inside, but i kept my cool. I told my girl i was going to talk to the manager, and that it would be best if she just went to the bathroom for a while. I was furious inside, burning up, but keeping a calm exterior. I called the manager over, and calmly explained to him what had happened throughout the course of the meal. I told him that I could go to any Applebee's on a Friday night and get better food and better service than i got in his $60 a plate establishment. I then handed him my card, looked him right in the eye, and said, "I wouldn't dream of not paying because I'm a gentleman, but you will never receive the patronage of me or anyone I know that lives in the city for as long as you are in business."

He saw the look in my eyes, and probably smelled the testosterone coming out of my pores. He returned to the table with an apology, a $100 gift certificate, and he didn't charge me for the meal. I was so proud of myself for keeping cool that I could have shit in the parking lot, there was a big smile on my face for the rest of the night.

THAT is one of the best stories I have ever read on Elite. Sticky material.

JC
 
I'm not on anything, but I still like to go into places and just fuck shit up and then leave.

the best is going into a small place, like a sub shop, or a bank and as soon as your burst through the doors, yell "okay everyone, back up!!"
after they have all freaked and done so, scared and watching you, say "nice! much better" and then just walk back out the door, merrily off to some other place.
 
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