This sounds like a joke, but it has some merit. You would get better absorption by making it into a suppository than you would using DMSO or some other type of transdermal method, although I wouldnt reccomend it. As we all should know, AAS increase the risk of prostate problems(cancer, swelling, etc). Putting it that close to your prostate can only increase these risks. Do like the others say, convert it to injectable and shoot it.
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