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yeah....
fuckin..........
right.

i don't believe it for a second. i don't think you wuold have waited 5 days!!!

if it's true though
god must have a fucked up sense of humor. you know, especially for how much you say you never want kids or to be married
 
calveless wonder said:
yeah....
fuckin..........
right.

i don't believe it for a second. i don't think you wuold have waited 5 days!!!
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She is. I just wasn't sure if I was gonna let anyone know.
 
Having a kid isnt that bad if you are going to be in <3 and raising the child together... Your chic will have a baby shower, that will cover most of what you will need to get started and then every year the govt gives you a nice tax refund check... Plus having a kid is a fun experience.
 
drsketch said:
Having a kid isnt that bad if you are going to be in <3 and raising the child together... Your chic will have a baby shower, that will cover most of what you will need to get started and then every year the govt gives you a nice tax refund check... Plus having a kid is a fun experience.
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you realize who you're talking to right?

he has i dont want to get married or have kids tattoed on his balls
apparently they didn't listen
 
but for real...how you feeling bud?
and do you know for SURE it's yours?

I mean, if it's your ex and you're now just fuck buddies leaves open a lot of possibilities
 
As if I needed more reason to hate on women. She was using something called nuvaring, birth control. Well, I can usually feel it inside of her when we're together. With nuvaring you have it in for three weeks then out for one week. I noticed multiple weeks in a row she didn't seem to have it in, or at least I couldn't feel it. I inquired about my findings, she said it was messing up her cycle so she went on the pill. Stupid stupid me. Couple days ago I asked to see the pills she's supposedly on, she has none. She tells me birth control isn't 100%, I tell her its 0% if you don't actually take it. I request to see some sort of document showing she filled a prescription or something. I'm pretty sure you can't just walk in and buy birth control pills off the shelf. She has no document. Stupid stupid me.
 
drsketch said:
Having a kid isnt that bad if you are going to be in <3 and raising the child together... Your chic will have a baby shower, that will cover most of what you will need to get started and then every year the govt gives you a nice tax refund check... Plus having a kid is a fun experience.
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I'd rather stab myself with a rusty railroad spike.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
As if I needed more reason to hate on women. She was using something called nuvaring, birth control. Well, I can usually feel it inside of her when we're together. With nuvaring you have it in for three weeks then out for one week. I noticed multiple weeks in a row she didn't seem to have it in, or at least I couldn't feel it. I inquired about my findings, she said it was messing up her cycle so she went on the pill. Stupid stupid me. Couple days ago I asked to see the pills she's supposedly on, she has none. She tells me birth control isn't 100%, I tell her its 0% if you don't actually take it. I request to see some sort of document showing she filled a prescription or something. I'm pretty sure you can't just walk in and buy birth control pills off the shelf. She has no document. Stupid stupid me.
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dude...that's fuckin bullshit on her part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is why fucking an ex is always always always a bad idea. you know that now already, so no point in bringing it up but man that is so fucked up.

especially in light of that she has the balls to text you "i'm pregnant". not sit you down or call you.

sorry dude, i don't know what to say
 
I wont bother posting the texts that led up to that, she was sorta feeling me out at first. She was too scared to tell me in person or even over the phone.
 
calveless wonder said:
um...i think the more important question is did she do this intentionally.

given what puddle is saying, i wouldn't put that past her
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Sounds like she did (assuming PM isn't "lol'ing" at all of us idiots right now). Even more so then if she did (and this is all true).
 
nefertiti said:
I'm sorry....it's a shitty situation. I never understand why a woman would go this route.
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because.........

they're fuckin crazy?

this is definetely something a white girl would do.

other types of women are just as nuts but in different ways. this is like a signature crazy white girl move.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I've got the situation under control.
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You going for the Hail Mary?
 
calveless wonder said:
because.........

they're fuckin crazy?

this is definetely something a white girl would do.

other types of women are just as nuts but in different ways. this is like a signature crazy white girl move.
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No shit.

This shit happens way more than people think.

Women who think they are getting older and just got dump by the guy they were planning on marrying. Panic because they are on a god damned schedule to pop out a kid.

Most guys have no fucking clue.

Pud knew, because I told him to be careful. He said he had checked and checked again. But, the bitch must have pulled the switch.
 
this is why u dont have sex til u get maried, haha. sorry bro, find a cave and crawl in it for a lil while. k to you.
 
OMEGA said:
If its true it does not matter
you will be a GREAT father I am SURE of it
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Unfortunately, it does matter. The kid gets the short end. A lot of the time the father can't give 100% of the love he would. And, it almost guarantees he will not have both parents in the same home.

Having a child is the most important thing in the world. It should be made together by a mature couple.
 
Congrats Bro. It is a wonderful thing. Im telling ya.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Yes she did
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So this is "a keep a nigga around baby"
 
layinback said:
well hell puddles.....i'm sure you'll step up to the plate and be a fine father.

i hope everything goes well for you guys.


btw does she know you're a fag?
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Step up to the plate?

Pud made it clear from the start he didn't want to even go to the game. And, he checked that she was using bc several times.


She needs to step up to the plate.
 
Pat_McCrotch said:
Congrats Bro. It is a wonderful thing. Im telling ya.
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A wonderful thing would be if women had to go to jail for doing this.
 
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all the whey said:
Step up to the plate?

Pud made it clear from the start he didn't want to even go to the game. And, he checked that she was using bc several times.


She needs to step up to the plate.
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oh shit, i should have read the thread :worried:


that's fucked up
 
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I somehow have to keep this from my best friend for as long as I can. He's been waiting for this to happen to me for 10 years. Shit has always gone right for me and nothing ever goes right for him. He'd probably pee himself from excitement if he knew.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I somehow have to keep this from my best friend for as long as I can. He's been waiting for this to happen to me for 10 years. Shit has always gone right for me and nothing ever goes right for him. He'd probably pee himself from excitement if he knew.
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I just texted him!!!!!! :)
 
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PuddleMonkey said:
You're going to make me regret making this thread huh? lol
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lolololooolololl!!!!@

Honestly, I thought you were fuckin with us all. You posted this then "went away" for a bit. I thought you were going to see what reactions you'd get. So, I just thought I'd make the best of a slow nite on EF!!! :D :qt:
 
ceo said:
Honestly, I thought you were fuckin with us all. You posted this then "went away" for a bit.
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Nah, I was digging some stuff up for Omega. Couldn't do it earlier when I talked to him cause I was at work.
 
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