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calveless wonder
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you want me to kick her in the stomach?
Feel free to lol at my misfortune
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drsketch
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Having a kid isnt that bad if you are going to be in <3 and raising the child together... Your chic will have a baby shower, that will cover most of what you will need to get started and then every year the govt gives you a nice tax refund check... Plus having a kid is a fun experience.
calveless wonder
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drsketch said:
you realize who you're talking to right?
he has i dont want to get married or have kids tattoed on his balls
apparently they didn't listen
crazyjoe
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calveless wonder
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but for real...how you feeling bud?
and do you know for SURE it's yours?
I mean, if it's your ex and you're now just fuck buddies leaves open a lot of possibilities
and do you know for SURE it's yours?
I mean, if it's your ex and you're now just fuck buddies leaves open a lot of possibilities
As if I needed more reason to hate on women. She was using something called nuvaring, birth control. Well, I can usually feel it inside of her when we're together. With nuvaring you have it in for three weeks then out for one week. I noticed multiple weeks in a row she didn't seem to have it in, or at least I couldn't feel it. I inquired about my findings, she said it was messing up her cycle so she went on the pill. Stupid stupid me. Couple days ago I asked to see the pills she's supposedly on, she has none. She tells me birth control isn't 100%, I tell her its 0% if you don't actually take it. I request to see some sort of document showing she filled a prescription or something. I'm pretty sure you can't just walk in and buy birth control pills off the shelf. She has no document. Stupid stupid me.
drsketch said:
I'd rather stab myself with a rusty railroad spike.
calveless wonder said:
Definitely, and after that find some stairs.
