Feel free to lol at my misfortune

[hurricane]

this is how she tells u this, on a text message ? what does she have communication skills of a 10 year old

 

[calveless wonder]

As if I needed more reason to hate on women. She was using something called nuvaring, birth control. Well, I can usually feel it inside of her when we're together. With nuvaring you have it in for three weeks then out for one week. I noticed multiple weeks in a row she didn't seem to have it in, or at least I couldn't feel it. I inquired about my findings, she said it was messing up her cycle so she went on the pill. Stupid stupid me. Couple days ago I asked to see the pills she's supposedly on, she has none. She tells me birth control isn't 100%, I tell her its 0% if you don't actually take it. I request to see some sort of document showing she filled a prescription or something. I'm pretty sure you can't just walk in and buy birth control pills off the shelf. She has no document. Stupid stupid me.

dude...that's fuckin bullshit on her part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is why fucking an ex is always always always a bad idea. you know that now already, so no point in bringing it up but man that is so fucked up.

especially in light of that she has the balls to text you "i'm pregnant". not sit you down or call you.

sorry dude, i don't know what to say

 

[puddlemonkey]

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds...erks&quote=danteBLEEP.txt&file=danteBLEEP.wav

Exactly

 

[hurricane]

fuck it make her bring u to maury and prove its yours

 

[pappad]

Good thing you feel this way!!!

Your post in the, "Do you think pregnant women are hawt?" thread.

Very hot!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I wont bother posting the texts that led up to that, she was sorta feeling me out at first. She was too scared to tell me in person or even over the phone.

 

[ceo]

is she a pro-lifer or something? What about abortion?

 

[crazyjoe]

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds...uote=blameyourself.txt&file=blameyourself.wav

 

[hurricane]

is she a pro-lifer or something? What about abortion?

lol bingo .. the all important question

 

[calveless wonder]

is she a pro-lifer or something? What about abortion?

um...i think the more important question is did she do this intentionally.

given what puddle is saying, i wouldn't put that past her