Fecal Deposition and Cognitive Acuity

[DcupSheepNipples]

What an Abstract! The Correlation between Shitting Technique and IQ! Of all the Abstracts I have read in my lifetime this one is the shit! lol

Fecal Deposition and Cognitive Acuity:
A Correlation Study

Kohle Torgenson

Abstract

The modern understanding of learning and cognitive action is used to develop a sound causal relationship between fecal deposition and intellectual acuity. This random study of 45 male participants of average IQ and foot pressure clearly establishes a connection between fecal deposition and cognition.

(Click on link for the Study)
http://www.thesciencist.org/papers/20030415.html

 

[anabolicmd]

"Accuity" is spelled with two c's.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"Accuity" is spelled with two c's.

You will have to tell Kohle Torgenson that! I would not want to change his title of his works! Why you want to change it I do not know!

 

[HG Pennypacker]

"Accuity" is spelled with two c's.

Ummm.....wrong

 

[anabolicmd]

Ummm.....wrong

Well...if its not it should be. Just another anomaly of the English language I discovered. Plus I wanted to prove that a spelling debate would be more interesting than the original post. I win!

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

Well...if its not it should be. Just another anomaly of the English language I discovered. Plus I wanted to prove that a spelling debate would be more interesting than the original post. I win!

lol

 

[anabolicmd]

I beginning to wonder if every handle is really 2thick!

And Im starting to think you might be Hulkster aka Greek Steel...hmmmmmmmmm

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

lol

I beginning to wonder if every handle is really 2thick!

 

[anabolicmd]

Back on topic! Do you feel your shitting Shitting Technique Correlates with your IQ, or not?

Yeah, Im not stupid enough to discuss it!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

And Im starting to think you might be Hulkster aka Greek Steel...hmmmmmmmmm

Nope do a Secret MOD check C-ditty style!

Back on topic! Do you feel your shitting Shitting Technique Correlates with your IQ, or not?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Yeah, Im not stupid enough to discuss it!

Oh well! It would have be interesting to know your thoughts on whether fecal expulsion can increase mental acuity!

 

[anabolicmd]

Oh well! It would have be interesting to know you thoughts on whether fecal expulsion can increase mental acuity!

I know, Im sorry I dragged your topic to such a low-brow level. No hard feelings?
Anyway, Im out, got a piano lesson today. Im learning "Chopsticks"!

 

[Lumberg]

I'm sure it has to do with the endorphins released.

I bet low dosages of opiates improve cognition as well.

 

[atlantabiolab]

What an Abstract! The Correlation between Shitting Technique and IQ! Of all the Abstracts I have read in my lifetime this one is the shit! lol

Fecal Deposition and Cognitive Acuity:
A Correlation Study

Kohle Torgenson

Abstract

The modern understanding of learning and cognitive action is used to develop a sound causal relationship between fecal deposition and intellectual acuity. This random study of 45 male participants of average IQ and foot pressure clearly establishes a connection between fecal deposition and cognition.

(Click on link for the Study)
http://www.thesciencist.org/papers/20030415.html

It is sad that science has been bastardized to this level. This is nothing more than spurious correlations.

I would respect this study if it was intentionally done to show the stupidity of modern day pseudo-scientists. It has been done before in a study which showed that money causes cancer. A scientist who was disgruntled at the number of studies, improperly designed, showing any sort of chemical was carcinogenic, implanted a penny into the body of rats and showed that they developed tumors, "proving" that money caused cancer.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Heres another good one.......this journal is a joke.........

Risk Aversion through Gonad Constraint

Sergei Rzhechnyik

This study examines the causal relationship between testicular restriction and the propensity of human males to take risk. Three males in varying states of scrotal comfort are observed as they react to predetermined stimuli in a high-stakes environment. The potential military applications of this study’s findings are also taken into consideration.

20030701.pdf [156k

 

[Spruceman]

I guess this is the source of info in that other thread about lesbians having such short life spans. Meanwhile, beware the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide -- that's a real killer as it can take over up to 90 percent of your body..

 

[rsnoble]

sorry D, mistaken this for Nathans post.