Fear and Loathing in Columbus

[Spartacus]

speaking of 200 bucks
a KY state trooper nailed me with instant on from a perfect hide
I braked hard and thought I beat the clock
he hit me with the spot light and I pitted
100 in a 65
judging from the matrix sheet he gave me along with my citation
that's 197.50

I was actually going about 120
so I knew he was lying
that and the nice round 100 he cited me for
but I wasn't going to correct his math

 

[Spartacus]

back to our story
sat night and after cycling through Habibs presets I hit scan and selected Walsh's
"all night long"
and we headed to tittyville
exit 161

 

[Spartacus]

when we arrived
Mary Hill offered me a lap dance

 

[Spartacus]

Mary Hill used to hang out in Cherry Hill Park
The games she played lasted all day till way after dark
All the girls they criticized her
But all the guys just idolized her
'Cause Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark
In Cherry Hill Park

Mary Hill loved to ride the merry-go-round
All the guys got eager eyes watchin' Mary go round
In the daytime Mary Hill was a teaser
Come the night she was such a pleaser
Oh Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark
In Cherry Hill Park

CHORUS:
Mary Hill sure was fun down in Cherry Hill Park
Playing games with everyone till way after dark
In Cherry Hill Park, Cherry Hill Park

Then one day, Mary Hill, she married away
A man with some money said "Come on, honey"
& she said okay
She went away to play a one man game
& since that day it ain't been the same
'Cause Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark
Yeah in Cherry Hill Park

 

[Spartacus]

Mary Hill my ass
I was wise to her ways
upside of owning your own business
I had my embalming room outfitted witha plasma screen and killer sound system
and when I'm workin' I tend to favor XM "oldies"

 

[Spartacus]

butt I appreciated her style

 

[jnuts]

One day, I'm gonna share a few drinks with you.

 

[Spartacus]

One day, I'm gonna share a few drinks with you.

thye call me "the bait"
I'm not sure if I'm down with that

 

[Spartacus]

here you go needto

 

[needtogetaas]

spart man you go off some times.