Fear and Loathing in Columbus

[Spartacus]

two pit bosses
some gunslinger from south dakota and I hijacked a cab and headed up I-71 north

 

[PBR]

two pit bosses
some gunslinger from south dakota and I hijacked a cab and headed up I-70 north

did the same with a taxi driver who spoke broken english...what happened next?

 

[Spartacus]

did the same with a taxi driver who spoke broken english...what happened next?

well he was having a pretty good night until he ran across my kampfgruppe
good thing too as it was $25 apiece to get in
habib's loot came in handy for that

 

[Spartacus]

we were an army of 4

 

[Spartacus]

somehow I got seperated from my crew and I worked out an arrangement with some bros from arizona to share a cab back to the Hyatt
I allowed this cabbie to live as I was a bit liguored up and was feeling guilty about cabbie hajij after downing a great faflafel at some stand outside the club
lebanese cuisine rocks at 5am with a BAC pushing .25
well hell anyhting tastes good at that hour

 

[Spartacus]

I drove 11 hours straight from 7pm to 7am on a stack of NYC,meredia and sudafed
and still couldn't sleep
so I went to the expo and started the sampling
whoa!
I should have paid closerr attention to the ingredients
at one point I went to the restroom and noticed my eyes bloodshot to hell
my nose was running and I was beading sweat on my forehead
the hair on my arms was sticking straight up and I was covered in goosebump

 

[Gambino]

olloo

 

[Spartacus]

olloo

somewhere in KY at about 3am a fricken german shepherd darted out into the road in front of me and a lexus and a semi
with the semi to my right I swerved hard left as much as the pavement would allow to create a decent corridor for the dog and give him a chance
then I downshifted and spooled the second turbo to 9.7 psi and left the ghosts

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

What's in that picture...a frigging phone cord? It looks like a tan color cord from an old phone on my grandma's kitchen wall.

...you must have traveled so fast you went back in time and picked up that phone, Marty.

 

[Spartacus]

What's in that picture...a frigging phone cord? It looks like a tan color cord from an old phone on my grandma's kitchen wall.

...you must have traveled so fast you went back in time and picked up that phone, Marty.

the original plug for the valentine had busted
so yes I'm using an old phone cord
it's about 200 to get a valentine reconditioned and I haven't sent it off yet
for 2 bills they better trow in a new cord

 

[Spartacus]

speaking of 200 bucks
a KY state trooper nailed me with instant on from a perfect hide
I braked hard and thought I beat the clock
he hit me with the spot light and I pitted
100 in a 65
judging from the matrix sheet he gave me along with my citation
that's 197.50

 

[Sassy69]

Shit 4ever - you were at the Hyatt & didnt' say hi? WTF? Did you at least see the Flex Wheeler Chopers?

 

[Spartacus]

I was actually at the Holiday Inn a couple of exits up the road
spent most of my time split betw the Hyatt lounge and the expo
I went by the Beverly booth about 4 times and couldn't get much info
it was too busy

 

[Kakdiesel]

LOL @ 4everhung being up..and him claiming to be female under his AVI

yo i dontated K to you man, no thank you?

 

[Spartacus]

yo i dontated K to you man, no thank you?

ab-bulous
sometimes I fall behind in my duites
I save a PM to let me know I have someone to thank

 

[Spartacus]

at one point friday night tree of the nurses and I stepped outside for a smoke and I almost got ranidid over by a bus

 

[Spartacus]

fucker looked just like bettis
was he there?

 

[Spartacus]

with all the T & A about sat mid-afternnon I tore a page out of Lestat's yellow pages

 

[Spartacus]

I found the pay phones of the Hyatt down the restroom corridor
and they were surrounded by a group of teen cheerleaders
undeterred I ripped out the page I needed under the video's section
and set out to find "the garden" on north high street

 

[Spartacus]

that's why it's called "disposable income"
I spent all mine on pussy and beer at the arnold shakedown
and a shirt from her

 

[Spartacus]

speaking of 200 bucks
a KY state trooper nailed me with instant on from a perfect hide
I braked hard and thought I beat the clock
he hit me with the spot light and I pitted
100 in a 65
judging from the matrix sheet he gave me along with my citation
that's 197.50

I was actually going about 120
so I knew he was lying
that and the nice round 100 he cited me for
but I wasn't going to correct his math

 

[Spartacus]

back to our story
sat night and after cycling through Habibs presets I hit scan and selected Walsh's
"all night long"
and we headed to tittyville
exit 161

 

[Spartacus]

when we arrived
Mary Hill offered me a lap dance

 

[Spartacus]

Mary Hill used to hang out in Cherry Hill Park
The games she played lasted all day till way after dark
All the girls they criticized her
But all the guys just idolized her
'Cause Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark
In Cherry Hill Park

Mary Hill loved to ride the merry-go-round
All the guys got eager eyes watchin' Mary go round
In the daytime Mary Hill was a teaser
Come the night she was such a pleaser
Oh Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark
In Cherry Hill Park

CHORUS:
Mary Hill sure was fun down in Cherry Hill Park
Playing games with everyone till way after dark
In Cherry Hill Park, Cherry Hill Park

Then one day, Mary Hill, she married away
A man with some money said "Come on, honey"
& she said okay
She went away to play a one man game
& since that day it ain't been the same
'Cause Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark
Yeah in Cherry Hill Park

 

[Spartacus]

Mary Hill my ass
I was wise to her ways
upside of owning your own business
I had my embalming room outfitted witha plasma screen and killer sound system
and when I'm workin' I tend to favor XM "oldies"

 

[Spartacus]

butt I appreciated her style

 

[jnuts]

One day, I'm gonna share a few drinks with you.

 

[Spartacus]

One day, I'm gonna share a few drinks with you.

thye call me "the bait"
I'm not sure if I'm down with that

 

[Spartacus]

here you go needto

 

[needtogetaas]

spart man you go off some times.

 

[Spartacus]

so

 

[needtogetaas]

so

lol true. Nothing wrong with it.

 

[Spartacus]

All the guys got eager eyes watchin' Mary go round

 

[jnuts]

blast from the past