F*&^!!!

[step@half]

My parents are trying to set me up by inviting this moron friend of theirs over here and are asking me to come out and talk to him. He is the same age as me and recently got a divorce. He is very unattractive, about 80lbs overweight, talks like a hick about hunting and crap incessantly, and has this annoying fucking laugh. I sneaked out of the room and am back here talking to you guys. Damn!

I can empathize with you on this one. My parents tried the same thing awhile ago and she was the most stuckup biatch I've ever met. Had to read the riot act to them as well. If I want to be in a realationship with anyone I will pick one myself thank you. Only we really know what our tastes are and who we are attracted to. Had to tell some friends not to set me up either. Only creates bad situation when it does'nt work out. Hang in there and stick to your guns

 

[heatherrae]

That f*&^er is lucky he left or i would kiss his ass right off the fuckin planet!

Just let me know if this happens again. I'll have a long talk with your dad and then ill fly you up here for the week. I'll be your sugar daddy!

Ah ha! Wanna take a trip to the poconos? hehehehe.

 

[jimi3times]

Ah ha! Wanna take a trip to the poconos? hehehehe.

No problem, We'll ski a little, Hmmm a little, ski alitlle hmmm alot then hmm a little more and go for a swim in the pool in the room. What kind of wine you want. it's super cold here now so dress in layers. (More fun in foreplay to take them off one piece at a time).

 

[heatherrae]

No problem, We'll ski a little, Hmmm a little, ski alitlle hmmm alot then hmm a little more and go for a swim in the pool in the room. What kind of wine you want. it's super cold here now so dress in layers. (More fun in foreplay to take them off one piece at a time).

LOL....bring merlot. Oh yeah, and hot chocolate...lol.

 

[jimi3times]

LOL....bring merlot. Oh yeah, and hot chocolate...lol.

I hope the pool is warm, Don't want any shrinkage problems.!

 

[heatherrae]

I hope the pool is warm, Don't want any shrinkage problems.!

 

[Deterass]

 

[mrplunkey]

My parents are trying to set me up by inviting this moron friend of theirs over here and are asking me to come out and talk to him. He is the same age as me and recently got a divorce. He is very unattractive, about 80lbs overweight, talks like a hick about hunting and crap incessantly, and has this annoying fucking laugh. I sneaked out of the room and am back here talking to you guys. Damn!

I can't believe she's ripping on Mr. Kentucky like that.

 

[heatherrae]

Like you know shit about me or about people from kentucky in general.

 

[mrplunkey]

In response to your first point: Nor do I want to.

In response to your second point: I know plenty about Kentucky.

I was accused of "Possession of Books" in Kentucky once, but got off on a technicality because no one there could prove they were books.

 

[heatherrae]

In response to your first point: Nor do I want to.

In response to your second point: I know plenty about Kentucky.

I was accused of "Possession of Books" in Kentucky once, but got off on a technicality because no one there could prove they were books.

You are the dumbest person and biggest fake I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to.





P.S. Don't you have someone naive you need to convince that you are rich?

 

[digimon7068]

dang. . .that's weird. . .i just came home from huntin' and my momma told me to clean the snuff out of my teeth and put on my sunday trucker hat cause i was gonna go a-courtin' some high-falootin' knocked-up chick. . .

 

[heatherrae]

dang. . .that's weird. . .i just came home from huntin' and my momma told me to clean the snuff out of my teeth and put on my sunday trucker hat cause i was gonna go a-courtin' some high-falootin' knocked-up chick. . .

If ONLY it had been you. I would have worn nicer pj's...lol.

 

[bw1]

mine keep trying to feed me deer meat and watch either the hunting channel or lifetime movies 24 hours a day. Oh yeah, they also invite obnoxious people over on blind dates. LOL.

LMFAO!!!

 

[mrplunkey]

You are the dumbest person and biggest fake I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to.





P.S. Don't you have someone naive you need to convince that you are rich?

Hey now! You should be nice to me.

I waited over 100 posts into this "MEMEMEME I'M SO HOT" post to weigh-in, and I didn't even call you out on that either.

And we're sure that guy wanted you... they all do, don't they?

 

[heatherrae]

Hey now! You should be nice to me.

I waited over 100 posts into this "MEMEMEME I'M SO HOT" post to weigh-in, and I didn't even call you out on that either.

And we're sure that guy wanted you... they all do, don't they?

Well, considering he asked me out today, I suppose he did.



Why don't you just go start a boring thread of your own? Is there actually anyone on the planet who enjoys your company?

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL...nah, I actually was nice and walked in and said, "Hey Biggie, it is nice to see you again. I'm not feeling great and am going to go to my room, but it is nice seeing you."

What the f#*k? Would you try to set your daughter up with a guy whose nickname is "Biggie"? Dang.

Now he is in there talking about how his ex is late paying him child support for their 3 kids and how when she comes to beg him back what he is going to say to her. He came over here in hunting gear. I should pour deer scent on myself to make him feel at home.

*cough*

You sure this dude aint MY ex? Fuck, he ALWAYS forgets our oldest. We have FOUR children you know. Oh wait a minute, since she is his replacement wife I suppose he stopped counting her as one of our kids.

 

[heatherrae]

Hey now! You should be nice to me.

I waited over 100 posts into this "MEMEMEME I'M SO HOT" post to weigh-in, and I didn't even call you out on that either.

And we're sure that guy wanted you... they all do, don't they?

I never said in the thread a thing about me being hot, by the way. The point of the thread was how terrible it is to be set up on a blind date without even knowing it. We all are aware that your reading comprehension skills are weak, but try to keep up, if you are not so busy being a poser.

 

[heatherrae]

*cough*

You sure this dude aint MY ex? Fuck, he ALWAYS forgets our oldest. We have FOUR children you know. Oh wait a minute, since she is his replacement wife I suppose he stopped counting her as one of our kids.

There is NO WAY this could be your ex. This guy is something else! He is nice, but WOW!

 

[mrplunkey]

Well, considering he asked me out today, I suppose he did.



Why don't you just go start a boring thread of your own? Is there actually anyone on the planet who enjoys your company?

Darn i'm starting to get that wierd satisfaction that comes from sending you off into orbit. Must... resist... the urge... to tease.

And why do I need to start a "boring" thread? We've got a perfectly good "MEMEMEMEME! EVERYONE WANTS ME MEMEMEME" thread right here!

And what exactly does "asking out" in Kentucky mean anyway? Did he scream "geeet in thaa truck biiiiitch" at you?

 

[heatherrae]

Darn i'm starting to get that wierd satisfaction that comes from sending you off into orbit. Must... resist... the urge... to tease.

And why do I need to start a "boring" thread? We've got a perfectly good "MEMEMEMEME! EVERYONE WANTS ME MEMEMEME" thread right here!

And what exactly does "asking out" in Kentucky mean anyway? Did he scream "geeet in thaa truck biiiiitch" at you?

You have no idea how lame I think you are. When you think I'm sent "into orbit" what I am really thinking is that you are a gnat buzzing around me here because you know I wouldn't give you the time of day, in real life. I doubt many women would. You are a poser and a loser so you post stalk women on the internet and tell everyone how rich you are.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Someone please talk to this guy before I get a fly swatter.

 

[mrplunkey]

You have no idea how lame I think you are. When you think I'm sent "into orbit" what I am really thinking is that you are a gnat buzzing around me here because you know I wouldn't give you the time of day, in real life. I doubt many women would. You are a poser and a loser so you post stalk women on the internet and tell everyone how rich you are.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Someone please talk to this guy before I get a fly swatter.

This is too easy.

I really don't think you're a lawyer. No lawyer would *ever* lose their cool this easily.

 

[sardonicone]

My parents are trying to set me up by inviting this moron friend of theirs over here and are asking me to come out and talk to him. He is the same age as me and recently got a divorce. He is very unattractive, about 80lbs overweight, talks like a hick about hunting and crap incessantly, and has this annoying fucking laugh. I sneaked out of the room and am back here talking to you guys. Damn!

Ouch, so that's why you were extra bitchy during our cyber session.

I'm sorry love, here, you can be the dominator tonight...

 

[heatherrae]

Ouch, so that's why you were extra bitchy during our cyber session.

I'm sorry love, here, you can be the dominator tonight...

I just thought you get off when I'm extra bitchy. You like the german accent too, ya?

 

[heatherrae]

This is too easy.

I really don't think you're a lawyer. No lawyer would *ever* lose their cool this easily.

You are like the dork at the bar who won't leave you alone until you pour a drink on his head.

 

[bw1]

gosh, he is still here. i feel like a prisoner in my room now. I need a soft drink, damn it.

Which one's your room?

 

[digimon7068]

If ONLY it had been you. I would have worn nicer pj's...lol.

. . .and i would have actually refrained from chewing snuff beforehand

 

[heatherrae]

. . .and i would have actually refrained from chewing snuff beforehand

Oh, my HERO.

 

[sardonicone]

I just thought you get off when I'm extra bitchy. You like the german accent too, ya?

Sie bilden meine koph spinnen, Geliebten.

 

[heatherrae]

Sie bilden meine koph spinnen, Geliebten.

99 luft baloons?

 

[heatherrae]

Which one's your room?

The one's with screams of anguish and despair imminating from behind the door. lol.

 

[bw1]

The one's with screams of anguish and despair imminating from behind the door. lol.

That sucks

 

[heatherrae]

That sucks

LOL...i will survive.

 

[blueta2]

99 luft baloons?

hahah...you're funny and fiesty tonight. I like this side of you.
As for your Dad trying to set you up.....ewwww!

 

[heatherrae]

hahah...you're funny and fiesty tonight. I like this side of you.
As for your Dad trying to set you up.....ewwww!

You would have just died if you knew the guy. Dad told me today that he asked if it would be okay to go to my bedroom and ask me to come out. Holy cow...lol.

 

[bw1]

hahah...you're funny and fiesty tonight. I like this side of you.
As for your Dad trying to set you up.....ewwww!

 

[mrplunkey]

You are like the dork at the bar who won't leave you alone until you pour a drink on his head.

... and that would be the only type of "bar" you're familiar with.

 

[heatherrae]

... and that would be the only type of "bar" you're familiar with.

You can look up my bar passage in 2000 on the internet. It is there. Bet your "credentials" are unverifiable. Right?

Don't you think it is funny that despite all your bragging about your wealth, how charming you think you are, yada, yada, yada, no woman on here gives you the time of day? The only way you can get attention is to post stalk women on here and to start political threads. Face it. No one actually likes YOU.

 

[blueta2]

Hi sweetness

 

[bw1]

You can look up my bar passage in 2000 on the internet. It is there. Bet your "credentials" are unverifiable. Right?

Don't you think it is funny that despite all your bragging about your wealth, how charming you think you are, yada, yada, yada, no woman on here gives you the time of day? The only way you can get attention is to post stalk women on here and to start political threads. Face it. No one actually likes YOU.

You 2 need to have make up sex

 

[Spartacus]

You 2 need to have make up sex

 

[Spartacus]

she dated a 10" monster in the past
think about that

 

[sardonicone]

99 luft baloons?

koph is "head" in German. I may be rusty, but I'm pretty sure I said you make my head spin, lover.

Way to ruin it.

 

[heatherrae]

You 2 need to have make up sex

I would rather have sex with "biggie" than that loser.

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[blueta2]

You would have just died if you knew the guy. Dad told me today that he asked if it would be okay to go to my bedroom and ask me to come out. Holy cow...lol.

Asked to go up to your room? I know you're a grown woman, but this is creepy

Biggie: Bob, do you think I can go up to see little Heather"
Dad: Well I reckon it will be ok. Just go easy on the girl. She was knocked up by some big hot shot down south
Biggie: I'll go easy on her, maybe just touch her over her pj's

hahhaha...Tell you Dad to LET IT GO, it's creepy! You're with child for frig sakes....haha!

 

[Spartacus]

mr sardonicone is fucking up
see it here

 

[heatherrae]

Asked to go up to your room? I know you're a grown woman, but this is creepy

Biggie: Bob, do you think I can go up to see little Heather"
Dad: Well I reckon it will be ok. Just go easy on the girl. She was knocked up by some big hot shot down south
Biggie: I'll go easy on her, maybe just touch her over her pj's

hahhaha...Tell you Dad to LET IT GO, it's creepy! You're with child for frig sakes....haha!

It WAS freaking creepy as hell, I tell you! LOL. I gave him the "I don't want or need a man, and if I do, I will choose him" speech today. He took it well...lol.

 

[sardonicone]

mr sardonicone is fucking up
see it here

And I haven't even pre-gamed. This may be a bad night...

 

[heatherrae]

koph is "head" in German. I may be rusty, but I'm pretty sure I said you make my head spin, lover.

Way to ruin it.

That is the only German I know. I was just trying not to break the mood.

 

[mrplunkey]

You can look up my bar passage in 2000 on the internet. It is there. Bet your "credentials" are unverifiable. Right?

Don't you think it is funny that despite all your bragging about your wealth, how charming you think you are, yada, yada, yada, no woman on here gives you the time of day? The only way you can get attention is to post stalk women on here and to start political threads. Face it. No one actually likes YOU.

Yes, by all means a "Steroids & Bodybuilding Mega Site" is definately the place to meet women! I mean, look at how a little peach like you hangs-out here The few women we have here (with an exception or two) are incredibly cool -- but this isn't the place to go if you want meet a large quantity of females.

Now lets have a frank conversation. This is a "Steriods & Bodybuilding Mega Site". It is at least 95% male... maybe 98%. The few females that are here are usually into fitness and possibly even gear use. So what would you be doing here? You're fishing for attention. You've probably crapped-out as a lawyer (if you ever were one), crapped-out of your "retirement" (I loved how you described your plans to marry as getting "retired" on a previous thread), and now you're stuck in Kentucky all knocked-up. This board is your escape from the real world. It's your chance to have dozens or more guys fawning over you. Is it sad? Well, yeah. Is it desperate? Well, yeah. What you need to do is go create an account on Match.com and do your damn-well best to get some *real* attention from a *real* guy before you're so used and spent-up that no man would have you. Cause lets face facts here... you're charm and people skills sure aren't going to do it.

Gotta hop in the shower now. Going out tonight, but it should be a fast run! Have fun tonight HR -- maybe you could use Mr. Kentucky as a "warm up" date to put you back into the IRL game!

 

[heatherrae]

Yes, by all means a "Steroids & Bodybuilding Mega Site" is definately the place to meet women! I mean, look at how a little peach like you hangs-out here The few women we have here (with an exception or two) are incredibly cool -- but this isn't the place to go if you want meet a large quantity of females.

Now lets have a frank conversation. This is a "Steriods & Bodybuilding Mega Site". It is at least 95% male... maybe 98%. The few females that are here are usually into fitness and possibly even gear use. So what would you be doing here? You're fishing for attention. You've probably crapped-out as a lawyer (if you ever were one), crapped-out of your "retirement" (I loved how you described your plans to marry as getting "retired" on a previous thread), and now you're stuck in Kentucky all knocked-up. This board is your escape from the real world. It's your chance to have dozens or more guys fawning over you. Is it sad? Well, yeah. Is it desperate? Well, yeah. What you need to do is go create an account on Match.com and do your damn-well best to get some *real* attention from a *real* guy before you're so used and spent-up that no man would have you. Cause lets face facts here... you're charm and people skills sure aren't going to do it.

Gotta hop in the shower now. Going out tonight, but it should be a fast run! Have fun tonight HR -- maybe you could use Mr. Kentucky as a "warm up" date to put you back into the IRL game!

Well, MrPlunkey, point isn't whether or not you want to date anyone here, it is that NO ONE likes you here, or, I'm betting anywhere else. Frankly, I love when you go on these little tyrades because I get about 20 karma messages telling me how much everyone HATES you. Are you even aware that everyone thinks you are a hopeless, lying loser, especially the women.

I also got offered a job as a partner Friday in a law firm here. Don't really think I'm going to worry about what you think about my lawyering skills.

As far as dating, I've kicked far better men than you to the curb without a second look. You are way below my standards. You know it, and that is why you STALK. You can't get any attention on your own.

 

[mrplunkey]

Well, MrPlunkey, point isn't whether or not you want to date anyone here, it is that NO ONE likes you here, or, I'm betting anywhere else. Frankly, I love when you go on these little tyrades because I get about 20 karma messages telling me how much everyone HATES you. Are you even aware that everyone thinks you are a hopeless, lying loser, especially the women.

I also got offered a job as a partner Friday in a law firm here. Don't really think I'm going to worry about what you think about my lawyering skills.

As far as dating, I've kicked far better men than you to the curb without a second look. You are way below my standards. You know it, and that is why you STALK. You can't get any attention on your own.

I wonder if I've hit a nerve... Hmmm... Yep, I definately have!

remember... www.match.com !!!

 

[heatherrae]

I wonder if I've hit a nerve... Hmmm... Yep, I definately have!

remember... www.match.com !!!

You get on my nerves because you are a pest like one of those pathetic hanger on's. I'm way out of your league. Move on.

 

[mrplunkey]

You get on my nerves because you are a pest like one of those pathetic hanger on's. I'm way out of your league. Move on.

Time to go out now... maybe we can play some more latter kitten!

And yeah, I don't play in the washed-out, wanna-retire, knocked-up, Kentucky hillbilly league. I wouldn't even want to watch a game on ESPN in the comfort of my own living room.

Wish me luck tho -- should be a fun evening

 

[Bikini Mod]

You have no idea how lame I think you are. When you think I'm sent "into orbit" what I am really thinking is that you are a gnat buzzing around me here because you know I wouldn't give you the time of day, in real life. I doubt many women would. You are a poser and a loser so you post stalk women on the internet and tell everyone how rich you are.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Someone please talk to this guy before I get a fly swatter.

THIS was someone "losing their cool"?

*wink*

ok

 

[Bikini Mod]

Yes, by all means a "Steroids & Bodybuilding Mega Site" is definately the place to meet women! I mean, look at how a little peach like you hangs-out here The few women we have here (with an exception or two) are incredibly cool -- but this isn't the place to go if you want meet a large quantity of females.

Now lets have a frank conversation. This is a "Steriods & Bodybuilding Mega Site". It is at least 95% male... maybe 98%. The few females that are here are usually into fitness and possibly even gear use. So what would you be doing here? You're fishing for attention. You've probably crapped-out as a lawyer (if you ever were one), crapped-out of your "retirement" (I loved how you described your plans to marry as getting "retired" on a previous thread), and now you're stuck in Kentucky all knocked-up. This board is your escape from the real world. It's your chance to have dozens or more guys fawning over you. Is it sad? Well, yeah. Is it desperate? Well, yeah. What you need to do is go create an account on Match.com and do your damn-well best to get some *real* attention from a *real* guy before you're so used and spent-up that no man would have you. Cause lets face facts here... you're charm and people skills sure aren't going to do it.

Gotta hop in the shower now. Going out tonight, but it should be a fast run! Have fun tonight HR -- maybe you could use Mr. Kentucky as a "warm up" date to put you back into the IRL game!

So Plunkey is here.... exactly why again?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Well, MrPlunkey, point isn't whether or not you want to date anyone here, it is that NO ONE likes you here, or, I'm betting anywhere else. Frankly, I love when you go on these little tyrades because I get about 20 karma messages telling me how much everyone HATES you. Are you even aware that everyone thinks you are a hopeless, lying loser, especially the women.

I also got offered a job as a partner Friday in a law firm here. Don't really think I'm going to worry about what you think about my lawyering skills.

As far as dating, I've kicked far better men than you to the curb without a second look. You are way below my standards. You know it, and that is why you STALK. You can't get any attention on your own.

Heatherrae,

Looks like you also have quite an insight as well. Loser is in all caps there kiddo.

 

[heatherrae]

Heatherrae,

Looks like you also have quite an insight as well. Loser is in all caps there kiddo.

LOL...how could I have missed that? ;-)

 

[hotzie]

i want to titty fuck you and bust all over your neck.

 

[heatherrae]

i want to titty fuck you and bust all over your neck.

Gosh Hotzie. You are out of control tonight. Did you just take like 50grams of test in your eyeball, or what?

 

[mrplunkey]

THIS was someone "losing their cool"?

*wink*

ok

Well... to wake-up this morning and see that bikinipsycho has weighed-in on this thread! I guess typing "used and spent-up" summoned her so its at least partially my fault. Oh well. So Grump isn't feeding that histrionic personality disorder enough eh? Feeling a bit low on attention?

Just be careful though... have you forgotten that I don't give you the "right" kind of attention?

And GoM... haven't you learned more about her disorder? Surely she's shown you that God-aweful court-ordered psychological evaluation that she emailed me. With all your real-world prowess and expertise hasn't it even occured to you to have an independant shrink look at it? Is the daily drama you used to find intreaging starting to get old? Ever notice how its always something? You should probably do a little research so you'll better understand the path in front of you -- its going to be a nasty one.

 

[PBR]

The big hunting cap and orange vest are so damn exciting to me. WTF? Is he planning on tagging a deer in our living room tonight?

Tell me this Budwieser drinking, Rebel flag flying, banjo playing, duck hunter in his Chevy silvarado lifted 22" did NOT wear his Moose Lodge hunting gear over to your house????
was he the guy he shot the Moose from 3ft away with a .50cal on TV?

 

[sardonicone]

That is the only German I know. I was just trying not to break the mood.

It's ok, I'll forgive you if you come rub my temples.

 

[heatherrae]

Tell me this Budwieser drinking, Rebel flag flying, banjo playing, duck hunter in his Chevy silvarado lifted 22" did NOT wear his Moose Lodge hunting gear over to your house????
was he the guy he shot the Moose from 3ft away with a .50cal on TV?

Yeah, he did wear it. He wasn't the guy who shot the moose. He was probably the one standing there with the camera 2 inches from its nose. LOL.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Well... to wake-up this morning and see that bikinipsycho has weighed-in on this thread! I guess typing "used and spent-up" summoned her so its at least partially my fault. Oh well. So Grump isn't feeding that histrionic personality disorder enough eh? Feeling a bit low on attention?

Just be careful though... have you forgotten that I don't give you the "right" kind of attention?

And GoM... haven't you learned more about her disorder? Surely she's shown you that God-aweful court-ordered psychological evaluation that she emailed me. With all your real-world prowess and expertise hasn't it even occured to you to have an independant shrink look at it? Is the daily drama you used to find intreaging starting to get old? Ever notice how its always something? You should probably do a little research so you'll better understand the path in front of you -- its going to be a nasty one.

*yawn*

I see you are still emailing Oprah about Steadman. LOL

 

[Bikini Mod]

Yeah, he did wear it. He wasn't the guy who shot the moose. He was probably the one standing there with the camera 2 inches from its nose. LOL.

Oh come on you crazy washed up old ho with delusions of granduer. You know damned well that Larry the Cable Guy was your last hope at any sort of attention from the male species.

And I oughtta know, cause I am the pot! Didnt you get the email? I am certain that Plunkey forwarded it to you.

 

[heatherrae]

Oh come on you crazy washed up old ho with delusions of granduer. You know damned well that Larry the Cable Guy was your last hope at any sort of attention from the male species.

And I oughtta know, cause I am the pot! Didnt you get the email? I am certain that Plunkey forwarded it to you.

Oh, that was from him? I thought that was from Publisher's Clearinghouse. It was addressed to "any occupant"...lol.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Oh, that was from him? I thought that was from Publisher's Clearinghouse. It was addressed to "any occupant"...lol.

Have faith, he will be back on this thread sniffing both of our old washed up, played out asses before you even realized he was gone. He is consistent like that.

Either that or he realizes that women dont give a flying fuck about his inane political threads. So the only way he can get our attention is by sniffing...

Oh yea, why is he here on the C&C of the "steriod megaboard of the internet" in the first place?

I guess too many psychobroads on match.com complained so they booted his ass and he is now remanded to the trash heap that is elite c&c.

 

[sardonicone]

Oh come on you crazy washed up old ho with delusions of granduer. You know damned well that Larry the Cable Guy was your last hope at any sort of attention from the male species.

And I oughtta know, cause I am the pot! Didnt you get the email? I am certain that Plunkey forwarded it to you.

For the record, I will pay attention to her to the tune of 25 dollars an hour.

I'd say that's rather generous of me.

 

[gotmilk]

Gosh Hotzie. You are out of control tonight. Did you just take like 50grams of test in your eyeball, or what?

No, he's surrounded by sweaty men all day long.

 

[heatherrae]

For the record, I will pay attention to her to the tune of 25 dollars an hour.

I'd say that's rather generous of me.

Will you spot me a freebie for now? lol.

 

[heatherrae]

Have faith, he will be back on this thread sniffing both of our old washed up, played out asses before you even realized he was gone. He is consistent like that.

Either that or he realizes that women dont give a flying fuck about his inane political threads. So the only way he can get our attention is by sniffing...

Oh yea, why is he here on the C&C of the "steriod megaboard of the internet" in the first place?

I guess too many psychobroads on match.com complained so they booted his ass and he is now remanded to the trash heap that is elite c&c.

Actually, butt sniffing is an apt description. Being in a thread with him really does feel like sitting at a bar when there is some guy who won't go more than 1 foot from your barstool.

 

[sardonicone]

Will you spot me a freebie for now? lol.

What do I look like, some sort of charity organization? Get a job already.

 

[Bikini Mod]

For the record, I will pay attention to her to the tune of 25 dollars an hour.

I'd say that's rather generous of me.

Pfffffffffffffffffft

Plunkey does it for free! LMFAO

 

[Bikini Mod]

Pfffffffffffffffffft

Plunkey does it for free! LMFAO

Let me shut my mouth. He's plat so HE DOES PAY to pay attention to her.


My bad.

 

[heatherrae]

What do I look like, some sort of charity organization? Get a job already.

Dang, like is tough for a middle aged pregnant woman trying to score...rofl.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Actually, butt sniffing is an apt description. Being in a thread with him really does feel like sitting at a bar when there is some guy who won't go more than 1 foot from your barstool.

Woman you cheapen us all when you put us in the same bar with Plunkey.

Are we at least talking The Four Seasons here I hope? A man of his stature wouldnt be caught dead any place else.

 

[heatherrae]

Woman you cheapen us all when you put us in the same bar with Plunkey.

Are we at least talking The Four Seasons here I hope? A man of his stature wouldnt be caught dead any place else.

I don't know. Where do butt sniffers hang out these days? I'm out of the loop.

 

[Gambino]

Well, MrPlunkey, point isn't whether or not you want to date anyone here, it is that NO ONE likes you here, or, I'm betting anywhere else. Frankly, I love when you go on these little tyrades because I get about 20 karma messages telling me how much everyone HATES you. Are you even aware that everyone thinks you are a hopeless, lying loser, especially the women.

I also got offered a job as a partner Friday in a law firm here. Don't really think I'm going to worry about what you think about my lawyering skills.

As far as dating, I've kicked far better men than you to the curb without a second look. You are way below my standards. You know it, and that is why you STALK. You can't get any attention on your own.

plunkey's a good guy, you are meaaannnn
and let's be honest, have you seen the dude's pic?
I'm not gaye , but it is obivious that dude has little to no problem pulling skirt.

 

[heatherrae]

plunkey's a good guy, you are meaaannnn
and let's be honest, have you seen the dude's pic?
I'm not gaye , but it is obivious that dude has little to no problem pulling skirt.

Plunkey has asked for it for a long time. He post stalks and insults me every chance he gets. He is a fraud. I can smell him coming a mile away. No, I haven't seen his pic. His personality is deplorable enough that it wouldn't matter what he looked like to me.

 

[gotmilk]

I'm not gaye , but it is obivious that dude has little to no problem pulling skirt.

Mr Plunkey pulls in mad ass like Duece Bigalow.....and you are geigh Bino

 

[heatherrae]

Mr Plunkey pulls in mad ass like Duece Bigalow.....and you are geigh Bino

Or at least he brags that he does, just like he brags about everything else. Those who actually do don't feel the need to brag.

 

[sardonicone]

Dang, like is tough for a middle aged pregnant woman trying to score...rofl.

Are you saying I'm too harsh?

I thought you liked the whole "hard to get" routine...

 

[heatherrae]

Are you saying I'm too harsh?

I thought you liked the whole "hard to get" routine...

Nah, I like you better when you are easy.

 

[Bikini Mod]

plunkey's a good guy, you are meaaannnn
and let's be honest, have you seen the dude's pic?
I'm not gaye , but it is obivious that dude has little to no problem pulling skirt.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh my fine young friend.

I saw a pic of Plunkey's and the first thought that came to my mind is, "So true that the more handsome a man is, the bigger an ass he is." Only saw one pic if that was even him, I cant say.

I will bet you dollars to donuts he has no trouble pulling giggly 20 something year olds who have very little self-esteem. <----that my friend, is no great feat.

Dont you find it interesting that the attractive, smart mature women on this board find him (that is if he gained their attention at all) to be well, boring? And when he does finally succeed in gaining their attention by sniffing at their behinds they find him to be annoying and boarish?

 

[heatherrae]

His unyeilding arrogance is such a turnoff that it is impossible to get past it. He could be Brad Pitt's clone, and I would still be repulsed. Anyway, I doubt the picture is even him. He lies so much about everything else that I just seriously doubt it.

 

[sardonicone]

Nah, I like you better when you are easy.

Sigworthy.

Like I said, you should have been there last night. I mean, I can't be completely rude and shoot you down.

Plus, there's that whole "threesome" angle you can work.

 

[Gambino]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh my fine young friend.

I saw a pic of Plunkey's and the first thought that came to my mind is, "So true that the more handsome a man is, the bigger an ass he is." Only saw one pic if that was even him, I cant say.

I will bet you dollars to donuts he has no trouble pulling giggly 20 something year olds who have very little self-esteem. <----that my friend, is no great feat.

Dont you find it interesting that the attractive, smart mature women on this board find him (that is if he gained their attention at all) to be well, boring? And when he does finally succeed in gaining their attention by sniffing at their behinds they find him to be annoying and boarish?

babe, i cannot talk of plunkey anymore w/o sounding like a fruit
but using his board-skirt pulling stats to determine his lady killing ability IRL is frankly laughable...and tell GOM if he comes to Michigan this winter I'll show him snow up to his fuggin neck

 

[heatherrae]

Sigworthy.

Like I said, you should have been there last night. I mean, I can't be completely rude and shoot you down.

Plus, there's that whole "threesome" angle you can work.

LOL...you have it all figured out, I see.

 

[sardonicone]

LOL...you have it all figured out, I see.

Rationalization is the first step.

Shouldn't you be getting ready for lunch, young lady?

 

[heatherrae]

Rationalization is the first step.

Shouldn't you be getting ready for lunch, young lady?

yeah, I'm leaving at noon. =-)

 

[sardonicone]

yeah, I'm leaving at noon. =-)

Bring me back something delicious, I'm starved.

 

[heatherrae]

Bring me back something delicious, I'm starved.

Okay, but it may get a little smooshed in shipping. =-)

 

[sardonicone]

Okay, but it may get a little smooshed in shipping. =-)

That's a risk I'll just have to take.

 

[Bikini Mod]

babe, i cannot talk of plunkey anymore w/o sounding like a fruit
but using his board-skirt pulling stats to determine his lady killing ability IRL is frankly laughable...and tell GOM if he comes to Michigan this winter I'll show him snow up to his fuggin neck

Is it laughable? When the WOMEN are constantly judged by "that same percieved ability". Hell, Punkey was the one who "accused" Heatherrae of being here for that. Wasnt he?

And my Old Grump said that, "You are on as long as ya'll get to drink beer while yer ridin yer snowmobiles!"... Or was it just the voice in my head?

 

[heatherrae]

babe, i cannot talk of plunkey anymore w/o sounding like a fruit
but using his board-skirt pulling stats to determine his lady killing ability IRL is frankly laughable...and tell GOM if he comes to Michigan this winter I'll show him snow up to his fuggin neck

You really fall for all that Bino? You think he is all he says he is? Have you seen him in real life? Has anyone here? I just have been around lots of people -- the richest of the rich and the poorest of the poor. Most of those who have had something for a while, see no reason to brag incessantly about it. I have always found that people who boast about a particular facet of their lives, such as wealth, looks, prowess with the opposite sex, are compensating for an insecurity about something they place a high value upon. Usually, the ones who brag about bringing in the opposite sex feel insecure that they are not so successful at it. Same applies for money and looks. If you have it, you can move on to other topics or make some self deprecating jokes about it.

 

[hotzie]

Gosh Hotzie. You are out of control tonight. Did you just take like 50grams of test in your eyeball, or what?

lol something like that. i was bored and fucked up and tryin to post on everythread in C&C on the first page lol

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

You really fall for all that Bino? You think he is all he says he is? Have you seen him in real life? Has anyone here? I just have been around lots of people -- the richest of the rich and the poorest of the poor. Most of those who have had something for a while, see no reason to brag incessantly about it. I have always found that people who boast about a particular facet of their lives, such as wealth, looks, prowess with the opposite sex, are compensating for an insecurity about something they place a high value upon. Usually, the ones who brag about bringing in the opposite sex feel insecure that they are not so successful at it. Same applies for money and looks. If you have it, you can move on to other topics or make some self deprecating jokes about it.

LOSER has some interesting pics of his partner, thought I might share a couple of them.

I gotta go now HR cause I get overtime at the drive thru window today, gotta pay the gold digging wife a few more bucks so she can buy that aluminum foil for the left over Big Macs.

Ain't easy being rich! Yesterday I bought the big box of quart sized zip lock baggies. Well the bus comes by the trailer park in 19 minutes, I have the responsibility of charging the headsets today! Got a promotion!!

gottagoseeyabye

 

[mrplunkey]

plunkey's a good guy, you are meaaannnn
and let's be honest, have you seen the dude's pic?
I'm not gaye , but it is obivious that dude has little to no problem pulling skirt.

Thanks bino! And no - ness implied.

Here's what's wierd... HR seems to enjoy calling me out, but I've never tried to hide my identity here on EF. Under "location" in my avitar I listed Knoxville, TN. My myspace page URL (which several few EF'ers have in their friends list) is simply my first and last name catenated together too. You'd think a super-slueth lawyer like HR or an ultra-connected captain of industry like GoM could go do a little research and figure it all out

Oh... and I just realized. That God-awful court-ordered psychological review of Bikinipsycho the emailed to me (and why she did it is still a mystery to me) was an email address at my first initial (which stands for Brian) and my last name catenated together too.

Maybe they just aren't all that clever...