F*&^!!!

[heatherrae]

Darn i'm starting to get that wierd satisfaction that comes from sending you off into orbit. Must... resist... the urge... to tease.

And why do I need to start a "boring" thread? We've got a perfectly good "MEMEMEMEME! EVERYONE WANTS ME MEMEMEME" thread right here!

And what exactly does "asking out" in Kentucky mean anyway? Did he scream "geeet in thaa truck biiiiitch" at you?

You have no idea how lame I think you are. When you think I'm sent "into orbit" what I am really thinking is that you are a gnat buzzing around me here because you know I wouldn't give you the time of day, in real life. I doubt many women would. You are a poser and a loser so you post stalk women on the internet and tell everyone how rich you are.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Someone please talk to this guy before I get a fly swatter.

 

[mrplunkey]

You have no idea how lame I think you are. When you think I'm sent "into orbit" what I am really thinking is that you are a gnat buzzing around me here because you know I wouldn't give you the time of day, in real life. I doubt many women would. You are a poser and a loser so you post stalk women on the internet and tell everyone how rich you are.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Someone please talk to this guy before I get a fly swatter.

This is too easy.

I really don't think you're a lawyer. No lawyer would *ever* lose their cool this easily.

 

[sardonicone]

My parents are trying to set me up by inviting this moron friend of theirs over here and are asking me to come out and talk to him. He is the same age as me and recently got a divorce. He is very unattractive, about 80lbs overweight, talks like a hick about hunting and crap incessantly, and has this annoying fucking laugh. I sneaked out of the room and am back here talking to you guys. Damn!

Ouch, so that's why you were extra bitchy during our cyber session.

I'm sorry love, here, you can be the dominator tonight...

 

[heatherrae]

Ouch, so that's why you were extra bitchy during our cyber session.

I'm sorry love, here, you can be the dominator tonight...

I just thought you get off when I'm extra bitchy. You like the german accent too, ya?

 

[heatherrae]

This is too easy.

I really don't think you're a lawyer. No lawyer would *ever* lose their cool this easily.

You are like the dork at the bar who won't leave you alone until you pour a drink on his head.

 

[bw1]

gosh, he is still here. i feel like a prisoner in my room now. I need a soft drink, damn it.

Which one's your room?

 

[digimon7068]

If ONLY it had been you. I would have worn nicer pj's...lol.

. . .and i would have actually refrained from chewing snuff beforehand

 

[heatherrae]

. . .and i would have actually refrained from chewing snuff beforehand

Oh, my HERO.

 

[sardonicone]

I just thought you get off when I'm extra bitchy. You like the german accent too, ya?

Sie bilden meine koph spinnen, Geliebten.

 

[heatherrae]

Sie bilden meine koph spinnen, Geliebten.

99 luft baloons?