Ex's

[stilleto]

Every once in a while, I see someone I dated years ago (in college) on my way to work. Every time, I wave and say, "hi!" and then think, "WTF was I thinking?? you are GROSS!!!". Definately the grossest, if not the only gross person i ever went out with. bad skin, thin ugly hair, big forehead, short stocky body. blech.

We were once having breakfast in a diner after a club or something and I saw people I knew- i was too embarrassed to introduce them. I think thats when i realized it wasn't gonna last.

tell me about your worst ex.

 

[thelion2005]

Now has a large grey hair racing stripe in her long black hair,
and an eye patch. Very angry about something.

I backed off ... too bizarre.

 

[SoKlueles]

my worst ex had a pinky size penis and i saw him a few years later, and he was missing his teeth
no shit i was like wtf was i thinking?

 

[seizer]

Now has a large grey hair racing stripe in her long black hair,
and an eye patch. Very angry about something.

I backed off ... too bizarre.

Did you catch the parretts name on her shoulder?

 

[Frisky]

Every once in a while, I see someone I dated years ago (in college) on my way to work. Every time, I wave and say, "hi!" and then think, "WTF was I thinking?? you are GROSS!!!". Definately the grossest, if not the only gross person i ever went out with. bad skin, thin ugly hair, big forehead, short stocky body. blech.

We were once having breakfast in a dinner after a club or something and I saw people I knew- i was too embarrassed to introduce them. I think thats when i realized it wasn't gonna last.

tell me about your worst ex.

Sounds like a very good description of me

I only see one of my x's every now and then... well Besides my Xhusband.

He goes to the same gym as me.. I'll say hi If im not in a bad mood or if its not leg day. he's not gross or anything though, But I still say to myself "Self WTF were you thinking"

 

[alien amp pharm]

you all sound superficial

 

[hamstershaver]

all my ex's were hot

 

[foreigngirl]

all my ex's were hot

yes.

 

[alien amp pharm]

all my ex's were hot

ditto.

Us attractive people don't date uglies.

 

[SoKlueles]

all my ex's were hot

i remember one that wasnt

 

[KillahBee]

I hadn't seen one of my ex's for a while (like a year or so) but still left it open for the booty call. she comes over so I can tap it and DAMN! chick put on like 40 lbs. she looked like a linebacker.


Needless to say, I hit it anyway.

 

[Tytan]

I sometimes see this lady I used to kick it with and she has like lost 30 lbs...She has to be around 70 lbs now, skin all loose and flabby....and she lowers her head when I see her....straight freak though..

 

[alien amp pharm]

i remember one that wasnt

you and hammy break up or something?

 

[hamstershaver]

I hadn't seen one of my ex's for a while (like a year or so) but still left it open for the booty call. she comes over so I can tap it and DAMN! chick put on like 40 lbs. she looked like a linebacker.


Needless to say, I hit it anyway.

if she put on 40lbs i assume you hit it twice

 

[SoKlueles]

you and hammy break up or something?

i really hat you

 

[stilleto]

I sometimes see this lady I used to kick it with and she has like lost 30 lbs...She has to be around 70 lbs now, skin all loose and flabby....and she lowers her head when I see her....straight freak though..

ok, yeah, thats pretty bad.
at least she doesn't have an eye patch. lol

 

[Gambino]

i have the option to tag the majority of my ex's...for some reason they still throw me some tang.
lol my most recent ex has a new bf...everytime we run into each other he always eye fucks me, thinking he's a playa and what not...little does he know that his scandalous gf was fucking me deep into his relationship with her.
chics=the shady

 

[gotmilk]

I saw an ex at a college reunion.....the one I drove 800 miles to catch in the act..

I'm doing great..she's married to Bubba and has two cross eyed kids.

Karma is cool

 

[Tytan]

ok, yeah, thats pretty bad.
at least she doesn't have an eye patch. lol

yes the eyepatch is funny as hell....

 

[ponyfitness]

Dated a goth chick for a few months and then called her up when I was on the way through her town about a year later. She was still all gothed out and pierced and had gained weight. Gross. Don't know what I was thinking except that she would let me do absolutely anything sexually to her and liked to get tied up and spanked.

I think guys put up with a lot just to get some different pooty.

 

[jack sparrow]

The past is the past. When the door closes, they are dead to me.

 

[Gambino]

The past is the past. When the door closes, they are dead to me.

nigga add me to the michigan list

 

[KillahBee]

if she put on 40lbs i assume you hit it twice

the only good thing about it was how fucking huge her ass got. goddamn the ripples in that ocean.

 

[hamstershaver]

the only good thing about it was how fucking huge her ass got. goddamn the ripples in that ocean.

nothing is a beautiful as a giant ass bent over the bed

 

[stilleto]

the only good thing about it was how fucking huge her ass got. goddamn the ripples in that ocean.

pics. post em.
you know you got em.

 

[jack sparrow]

nigga add me to the michigan list

Done.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I saw an ex at a college reunion.....the one I drove 800 miles to catch in the act..

I'm doing great..she's married to Bubba and has two cross eyed kids.

Karma is cool

She was thinking the same thing about you

 

[theoak01]

i only date girls way above what my shrek looking ass should be, now ive saw girls ive fucked in the past and was like damn you didnt look that ugly the night we fucked. then I curse beer

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Never really dated anyone unattractive.

 

[stilleto]

Never really dated anyone

it'll happen dude. be patient.